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8 hours ago, DaisyDuke said:

Oh Ricky STFU.  Mr Fanny Pack was ready to play hide the sausage with whatever woman showed him attention and he wants to talk about Ximenas intentions...of course he’s still failing to mention she was the back up plan. 

I am thinking it over and really trying to figure out what Dicky’s issue was with the money he sent.  I totally get “I don’t want to be just $ and a US passport to you” (though “you seem defensive about this issue” doesn’t seem to me to be the proof he thought it was that X actually loves him after 3 weeks of texting.)

What I don’t get is that there seemed to be some underlying issue with how X spent the money he sent over - did she use it for a nose job (bad) or for stuff for her nephews (what she eventually said, which was maybe ok with him?).  I don’t know what the right answer was supposed to be?  

Also money is fungible.  Does he know that once you convert US dollars to Columbian currency and put it in a bank account with other currency (received from other doofuses you and Melissa fleece) it is unclear whether the dollars you got from your texty friend are the ones you spend on your medical care (or whatever) or whether they are the ones you spend for stuff for your family?

Or maybe she told him she’d used them for plastic surgery and he was sad she didn’t get bolt-on?

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7 hours ago, TheRedQueen said:

Anyone notice that when Pole goes into the room with Karine to wake her up

I didn't notice the onesies, I couldn't get past how unattractive Karine looked lying in bed.

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Best moment of the night though was Darcey's daughter telling those two idgits to knock it off. I really felt bad for those kids suffering through that hideously uncomfortable dinner.

I really get the idea that Jesse thinks he's 100% in the right, that he holds no culpability for the dysfunction in their relationship. News for you Jesse, if you keep telling the person you're supposedly in love with they need to work on themselves then maybe you shouldn't be with that person. You're supposed to love who they are, not who they could be if they bend to your mighty will.

The nerve of Ricky wondering if any of his money went to plastic surgery to fix Ximena's anything considering he was all for the plasticity he was signing up for with Melissa.

I do wonder, when was the last fight/brawl/assault that Jon had. Was it several years ago or just recently?

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6 hours ago, renatae said:

I noticed she still avoided his touch until he got upset about her ex, and suddenly she started making moves toward him. Until then, I honestly didn't think she had it in her.

And when they were getting out of the cab and she purred to him about paying the driver, she was petting his shoulder. Hozel would make Joanne the Scammer proud. “Who needs a man’s d*** when you’ve got his bank account?” She’s definitely latched on to a really stupid one, so I don’t see her throwing him back in the sea just yet.

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Jesse: "Darcey, you have ruined the moment. My breakup moment. It was MINE! MINE!"

Jesse: "What a sad girl you are..."

Darcey: [Gleeful] "Did you hear that? He called me a girl! I do kinda have some spunk in this getup!"

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11 minutes ago, snarkish said:

Pole/Kreeny: Lots of sketchy editing this episode, concerning Pole's ever-changing hair length and Kreeny's disappearing and reappearing zits.

Yes, the editing with these two was really, really bad.  They kept building up Kreeny crying in her wedding dress before going to commercial breaks but then by the time the wedding actually happened, I left the room for like 5 seconds and when I came back, Kreeny was suddenly Smiley Bride walking down the aisle.  What the hell did I miss in the 5 seconds it took me to go grab a pickle from the fridge?   Did they explain the tears?  WTF happened? 

Also, I just can't with those white plastic lawn chairs in the wedding reception area.  Oh, dear.  And Paul's super shiny silver suit? 

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16 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Angie is power trippin' because she's figured out that Michael will do anything to get to the U.S. So, she keeps raising the bar. "Get rid of your instagram." "Dote on me." "Don't dote on me." "I snap because you deserve it and not because I'm a brutal looking snapping turtle of a bitch worse than anything in this here zoo!"

Every few seconds, it seems Michael is thinking, “Is going through this to meet Trump really worth it?”. He’ll have to obey everything Angela says with a “yes,ma’am”, meet her every sex need, abandon his hope of being a dad, and basically abandon social media to keep her happy. Angela wants a man she can drag around on a leash.

It bothers me that Angela didn’t seem to understand that a 30 year old man might want children in his lifetime within his marriage. Did she not consider that was a possibility? She has little to no chance to having a biological child. I know we hear these stories of a 70 year old delivering twins, but that doesn’t come easily or without great financial sacrifice. 

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Darcy and Jesse are insufferable. I used to think he was abusive but now IDK as Darcy now seems she oversteps and is abusive as well. I am not sure on the shoe thing, if it was something Jesse didn’t like just apologize and move on. I have never had anyone, not even my husband put his feet on my shoes or mine on his so I am not sure how it would make me feel. If my husband grabbed my sweater to blow his nose in I would be annoyed and he would apologize so maybe it is like that. Throwing shoes isn’t okay, women don’t get a pass for that kind of stuff.

The dinner was uncomfortable as Darcy kept trying to restart the fight. I felt for her kids and while they kind of said Jesse was an ass they also seemed to want to say their mom can be a major bitch but they didn’t want to on camera. You can tell they are used their mom’s drama.

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8 hours ago, DeeReynolds said:

Why was Rachel in a full coat, hat and scarf in the coffee shop chat with her dad? And Jon in short sleeves? Were they just juxtaposed in one shot from two different streams, one hot room and one cold? (Not a serious question haha) That was all I could focus on from that conversation!

I've been to England a few times and as an American I am CHILLED TO THE BONE and cannot get warm.  To me, English cold is dreadful.  But my English relatives are used to it and actually did go around in short sleeves or light sweater.  

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15 minutes ago, trimthatfat said:

Every few seconds, it seems Michael is thinking, “Is going through this to meet Trump really worth it?”. He’ll have to obey everything Angela says with a “yes,ma’am”, meet her every sex need, abandon his hope of being a dad, and basically abandon social media to keep her happy. Angela wants a man she can drag around on a leash.

It bothers me that Angela didn’t seem to understand that a 30 year old man might want children in his lifetime within his marriage. Did she not consider that was a possibility? She has little to no chance to having a biological child. I know we hear these stories of a 70 year old delivering twins, but that doesn’t come easily or without great financial sacrifice. 

They both know that if he gets to the United States that he will be able to have a family with the next girl he finds after he and bigAng get divorced after the appropriate amount of time.  He is just trying to find his tipping point of obeying snapping jabba and she is contemplating if sex for a limited amount of time is worth it when she knows he will dump her eventually.

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Darcy just won't shut the hell up EVER.  I hate people that interrupt and talk over and can't let anything go.  Pretty much drunks.  Right now the ball is in her court and she still looks like an idiot.  

Once upon a time my daughter and I were giving a high school friend of her's a ride. This child barely took a breath. Talking nonsense the whole time. While I'm texting my daughter "this sucks! why did you make me come with you! I REALLY AM BEGINNING TO HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!"

My ears were about to start bleeding. So I cleared my throat and said "most people know that not every second of every day has to be filled with noise." My daughter's jaw hit the steering wheel in shock. BUT we rode in silence the rest of the way! 

Every friggin time Darcy is on the screen I suffer a mild breakdown. 

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7 hours ago, loki310 said:

Im way past bored with the Darcy blond guy storyline - why isn’t his ass on a plane already?! - so I entertained myself by trying to count up the amount of money Darcy has spent on designer clothing. I mean, she was wearing at least three cartier love bracelets that are like $5k each, she has enough louboutins to use some as weapons, she carries Chanel bags - was that a Hermès bag this episode?

I think her bags and bracelets are as real as her face.  Check this out.

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2 hours ago, Kellyee said:

How do I get on the list of women Ricky is sending money to? I could use a little extra cash. If I was the mother of one of Ricky's kids, I would be double-checking with a lawyer to see if I can ask for more child support. If he has that much extra money to send to strangers, he can beef up his daughters' college funds.

This might be OTT, but I noticed a lot of people here mentioning "college funds". I wasnt aware that it was a thing to save for years to pay for college tuition and forego personal comforts/luxuries in order to do that. I may be in the minority but I think that it's kind of presumptuous to save for college when there are so many options:child may decide an alternative career route, child might get scholarships, community college, child may fail all their college courses, child might get a job during college to offset costs, or my favorite, child might get a useless degree and end up working as a server.  I think it kind of goes to show how society today is kind ofn"obsessed" in a way with our childre. ... I read an article about a woman who was forlorn because she only had $65 in her 2 year old daughters college fund. I know that a bunch of people will say ... "I have a college fund for ju child even though I put myself through school" ..  so apparantly YES it can be done, I did it ,my hisband did it, all my friends who are professionals did it etc. I just wish I could give a PSA to parents about saving for college when nowadays college is nothing but an "experience" to live with friends, party, drink, and take useless courses. The people who take career oriented programs (nursing, teaching, accounting. Law enforcement) tend to be self-motivated from my past experience.

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14 minutes ago, JunkFoodTV said:

Every friggin time Darcy is on the screen I suffer a mild breakdown. 

Seriously. She never stops talking. I think there really may be something wrong with her. It’s almost manic. I thought it was awful how she sent her daughter out to go fetch Jesse off the porch after their fight. First off all, that’s not her job. She’s a child. Secondly, she’s known him five minutes. How uncomfortable that little girl must’ve been. 

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1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I thought it was awful how she sent her daughter out to go fetch Jesse off the porch after their fight. First off all, that’s not her job. She’s a child. Secondly, she’s known him five minutes. How uncomfortable that little girl must’ve been. 

The daughter did it with such calmness that I got the feeling it's not the first time she's had to be a go-between between Mama and a current beau.

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20 minutes ago, Lily247 said:

This might be OTT, but I noticed a lot of people here mentioning "college funds". I wasnt aware that it was a thing to save for years to pay for college tuition and forego personal comforts/luxuries in order to do that. I may be in the minority but I think that it's kind of presumptuous to save for college when there are so many options:child may decide an alternative career route, child might get scholarships, community college, child may fail all their college courses, child might get a job during college to offset costs, or my favorite, child might get a useless degree and end up working as a server.  I think it kind of goes to show how society today is kind ofn"obsessed" in a way with our childre. ... I read an article about a woman who was forlorn because she only had $65 in her 2 year old daughters college fund. I know that a bunch of people will say ... "I have a college fund for ju child even though I put myself through school" ..  so apparantly YES it can be done, I did it ,my hisband did it, all my friends who are professionals did it etc. I just wish I could give a PSA to parents about saving for college when nowadays college is nothing but an "experience" to live with friends, party, drink, and take useless courses. The people who take career oriented programs (nursing, teaching, accounting. Law enforcement) tend to be self-motivated from my past experience.

Right on! My granddaughter is in her 1st semester, not taking any core courses, just dance theater. She's gone through all her grants, Starbucks & eating out, parking tickets. I'm sure she'll be back home soon. 

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2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Seriously. She never stops talking. I think there really may be something wrong with her. It’s almost manic.

I agree. Last week when she nattered endlessly about "cutting it (the steak) on a bias...that's how my kids like it...I worked in a restaurant, I know, you have to cut it on a bias," was something. Even when everyone had left and she was hacking away at that steak, she was still muttering about it. I feel sorry for those kids, can't imagine what they have to put up with and what they've witnessed so far. 

I think Darcey lies a lot too. It makes no sense that she put her cold toes on Jesse's shoes (as she claimed). Who does that? If your feet are cold, people put a pair of socks on, they don't put their feet on top of someone else's shoes. Her story makes no sense, and in this situation, I actually believe Jesse when he said she stomped on them. Again, he was being overly dramatic about it, but to me, her story didn't add up and I think she was just making it up as she went along and came up with a pretty lousy excuse as to why there was a mark on his shoe. 

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This might be OTT, but I noticed a lot of people here mentioning "college funds".

I think what people mean, including myself, is that if Ricky has a large amount of extra money to send to strange women he's never met in foreign countries, maybe he should redirect that money to his kids or other family members. Or anything really besides trying to buy love and sex. I think what people are really trying to point out is how incredibly pathetic Ricky's behavior is. And I really liked Ricky in the first episode and was rooting for him. But he's shown his true colors. And what's even more disturbing is that Ricky has two daughters who will one day likely watch this, and may think this is how women get money and what women are worth. I would be horrified right now if Ricky was my kid's father. 

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11 hours ago, Adeejay said:

I was on Hazel’s side until she said that if Dean doesn’t like her, that could destroy her chances of coming to America.  At the very least, she could at least pretend to care for Tarek.  Oh to be a fly on the wall when he is watching this episode. 

Tarik is a simp and nothing aired about his Pinoy Angelina Jolie will deter him. He will just say it is show editing. 

Hazel said she makes about $10 a day so that $75 is a little over a week's salary for her.

Is Hazel religious or just her parents? She is a baby's mamma and was "living in sin" with a man less than 6 months ago. How do they reconcile that?

I don't see how Ricky's "Ximena used my money to get a nose job" narrative even makes sense. By his own admission, he didn't start texting Ximena in earnest until Melissa starting ghosting him which was about 2-3 weeks before his trip to Columbia. How does one get a nose job and heal completely in that amount of time?

I see now why and how Ricky's already been married 2x and he is working on his 3rd ex-wife.

Dr. Pimple Popper has a gold mine in Karine. 

Paul has his issues but Karine does come off like a lazy brat. 

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1 minute ago, islandgal140 said:

Dr. Pimple Popper has a gold mine in Karine. 

LOL

Attention Jesse Meester:   Teresa Guidice wants her forehead back.

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Loved it when Tarik was trying to comfort Hazel and he reached up to move that janky piece of hair she uses to cover up her bald spot and she quickly batted his hand away and put it back. 

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2 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

Is Hazel religious or just her parents? She is a baby's mamma and was "living in sin" with a man less than 6 months ago. How do they reconcile that?

My thought exactly.  But now she has to do a dog and pony show for her parents about how Tarik's religious beliefs are lacking but he is accepting of hers, such BS. 

Tarik needs to think carefully before he brings his fetish home, let's his daughter get attached and then when Hazel runs off it may be hard for his daughter to understand.

3 minutes ago, Cementhead said:

Loved it when Tarik was trying to comfort Hazel and he reached up to move that yanky piece of hair she uses to cover up her bald spot and she quickly batted his hand away and put it back. 

Yup, she does not want him to touch her.  If that's not love I don't know what is!

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37 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

The daughter did it with such calmness that I got the feeling it's not the first time she's had to be a go-between between Mama and a current beau.

Yes, it's like the here we go again chorus for those girls.  Eye rolls, not really even trying to get to know any man that comes around because it won't last.  Those girls must have gotten indigestion from eating as fast as they could so they could get out of there.

Jesse saying he wasn't eating because he was just enjoying dinner with you two, totally dissing Darcy.  He is not really stealthy when throwing shade.

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54 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

I think her bags and bracelets are as real as her face.  Check this out.

I always thought so. That "Chanel" looked so cheap it screamed "vinyl" right through my screen. It was ill shaped and the quilting looked very shallow. The "Birkin" also seemed not to hold its shape whereas the original is very boxy and doesn't seem to have any "give" at all. They just looked to me to be very poor knockoffs.

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14 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Jesse saying he wasn't eating because he was just enjoying dinner with you two, totally dissing Darcy.  He is not really stealthy when throwing shade.

Yeah and he turned Darcey down when she told him to eat one of those *S'mores cupcakes (where the hell did they come from?) because it was rude of him if he didn't have one, because 'You know me, Babe.  I'm more of a steak guy.'  And the greyer, the less cut on the bias, the better.

And when Darcey said she was packing everything up to send back with the girls, she packed up the mysterious S'mores cupcakes that came out of nowhere, whilst the lowly little Darcey-sized carrot cake stayed. 

*Did they actually refer to those cupcakes as S'more-flavoured or did I imagine that part?  I was pretty deep into the wine by that point, so...

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I certainly can understand parents' saving for their child's college/university education; some save for future weddings and cars,  no? I just contacted the university from which I have a Master's (in Education), to see if I could audit a 4-credit Fall course. Sure! For approximately $2,000 per CREDIT! Yeah,  no.

And it's not like the education-fund money disappears from the bank if the future student no longer wants or requires it.

But the parent,  let's call him "Ricky," is allowed to spend his own money on himself,  too. And for all we know,  Riki-Tiki-Tavi is multi-tasking money-wise. Caveat: Once given as a gift,  though, that money is no longer the beeswax of the donor. 

Darcy buys faux designer brands? I'd be more apt to mock her if she carried around the astronomically (Read: "ridiculously") priced real Birkin bag. 

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1 hour ago, Lily247 said:

This might be OTT, but I noticed a lot of people here mentioning "college funds". I wasnt aware that it was a thing to save for years to pay for college tuition and forego personal comforts/luxuries in order to do that. I may be in the minority but I think that it's kind of presumptuous to save for college when there are so many options:child may decide an alternative career route, child might get scholarships, community college, child may fail all their college courses, child might get a job during college to offset costs, or my favorite, child might get a useless degree and end up working as a server.  I think it kind of goes to show how society today is kind ofn"obsessed" in a way with our childre. ... I read an article about a woman who was forlorn because she only had $65 in her 2 year old daughters college fund. I know that a bunch of people will say ... "I have a college fund for ju child even though I put myself through school" ..  so apparantly YES it can be done, I did it ,my hisband did it, all my friends who are professionals did it etc. I just wish I could give a PSA to parents about saving for college when nowadays college is nothing but an "experience" to live with friends, party, drink, and take useless courses. The people who take career oriented programs (nursing, teaching, accounting. Law enforcement) tend to be self-motivated from my past experience.

We are putting aside money for our kids' college. They seem to be on that track. 

Worst case scenario is that they don't go, and they have the extra money to put into a house, a starter business, etc.

Or, they don't go and we need the money for some kind of an emergency and it's there because it has been set aside. I do think that they will go, however.

But you are correct that there are many career paths that don't involve college, many quite lucrative.

I know a woman who just bought a big house for $400K, and basically said to her 18-year-old, "You don't really want to go to college, do you?" He's a bright kid, but decided to become a mailman rather than amass a bunch of debt. Yes, I sound a bit judgy pants (so out of character for me here, right?), but I think when kids want to go, and parents can afford it, it's nice if they help out, especially if their parents helped them. (Her parents paid for her education in full.) Although if someone wants to go, it can be done without Mom and Dad's help, certainly. Not every parent can afford to help. My friend is decorating and landscaping her house while her 18-year-old son delivers mail. He could be applying for student loans if he really wanted to go. He's a bright kid! But it's a job he will always have. People gotta have mail, right?

My favorite true story is this guy in the Long Island area who was least likely to succeed in high school. He got a job at the local McDonald's. By the time of the 15 year reunion, he was the wealthiest one there, owning 3 or 4 Micky D's.

I would consider a sex vacation to Columbia not so much of a necessity. If he put that money away for his daughter she would have a nice start for whatever career path she chose.

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1 minute ago, Cementhead said:

S'mores cupcakes

You mean those cute little Darcy size cupcakes? LOL.  Yeah, where did those come from?  I did see a bag of marshmallows on the over croweded counter earlier when they were cooking dinner.  You know production messes with time lines, timing, etc...maybe the girls made them whilst steakgate was happening and they were baking when Jesse was pouting on the porch.

I thought they were eating steak, steak that he cooked (rub or no rub, huh Darcy?).  He was just being a spiteful shit.

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22 minutes ago, Cementhead said:

Loved it when Tarik was trying to comfort Hazel and he reached up to move that janky piece of hair she uses to cover up her bald spot and she quickly batted his hand away and put it back. 

She seems repulsed by him.   She'll sleep with him eventually but she's not attracted to him. 

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When they were walking to meet the brother Tarik tried taking her hand to hold it and she pulled it away. What does this guy need in order for him to tell she does not want him touching her?

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5 minutes ago, SevenCostanza said:

She seems repulsed by him.   She'll sleep with him eventually but she's not attracted to him. 

Did Tarik's brother actually ask if he was gonna be able to keep up with her? 

She will wait until he initiates. Then, she will lie there until it's over. No keeping up required for him.

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6 minutes ago, Toaster Strudel said:

My favorite segment was Drama Darcey and Herr Meester: these two can be relied upon to dial up the dysfunction to 11. And deliver they did.

After he sternly refuses an offer of Rice-A-Roni, one of the daughters asks him "why aren't you eating?" (she'll grow up starting drama just like mom taught her) and Jesse answers, in an pretentious mixture of condescension and passive-aggression: "I just want to enjoy being with you TWO guys (mom deliberately not included)." Bravo Jesse, what you just said will definitely guarantee that the following moments will bring you a great deal of enjoyment, indeed.

Notwithstanding the fact that the steaks looked dry as hell, Darcey is still not done with cutting steaks on the bias to keep the fucking juices in, because god forbid those steaks would be less juicy, that would ruin everything! And we know how crucial "not ruining everything" is to Jesse. She must bring up again how she knows how her kids like her steak, like their whole world would fall apart if the steaks were as dry... as the steak they were actually eating. Why, Darcey just wanted to take the initiative for the steak too, since - sit down everyone - she and Jesse are a team.

Mother of The Year is told by the other daughter that the fight is childish, so she promises zip it, which is Jesse's clue to continue the fight by declaring "I'm not going to fight in front of the kids," after giving the sulky silent treatment like that's not a way of fighting, too.

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And now for something completely different:

"I'm not arguing"

"You are"

"Not I'm not"

"Yes you are"

"This is not an argument, you're just contrdicting everything I say!" OK I added this last one.

 

 

Now the daughter in Darcey-drama training pipes in to side with her mom "No you're not!" which inspires Darcey to display her best smug face. She hasn't got the last word on the steaks and can't Let. Go.  I'm not sure at this point what Jesse could respond to any of her steak comments for her to finally shut her trap - and I'm not sure if Darcey even knows herself. There is literally no goal in this argument, why is it even an argument? What is the prize here?

Jesse is no better. He angrily pushes back on dessert, but finds a creative way to put oil on the fire, announcing that he's a "steak man" and the steaks are ruined.  LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sorry it was a steak mishap."  FINALLY A CONCLUSION. It's a bit of a let down considering the expectations.

Daughter: "If Jesse wants to be a parental figure..." He does not. This is illusion. Who told you that he did? Never mind.

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Then it gets better with LouboutinGate.

I do not believe a word of Darcey's account. If your feet are cold on hard wood floors, you put slippers on. You do not, ever, put your feet ON TOP of someone else's shoes to "warm them up" because no one in their right mind would expect that to do anything at all. I also don't believe "I threw it at the floor where you were standing" because that makes no sense either. If you want to throw your shoes at someone in anger, you don't aim at the floor.

I rather believe Jesse's claim that she stepped on his shoe as he was trying to put them on, because (1) that makes more sense and (2) that kind of ridiculous antic is par of the course with Darcey. We're not told what led to this; it was probably something extremely stupid, but we can guess that Jesse responded in an equally stupid way and was thrown a spike heel in the face.

In case you hadn't noticed, I must draw your attention to the fact that Darcey wears $1000 shoes, she'd want you to remember that.

"What's next, glass?" whines Jesse, who so desperately wanted an answer to this question, that he went back to her after a dramatic exit stressing that the situation was 911-worthy.

The follow up talking head didn't disappoint, with Jesse refusing to break up with her and demanding that she be the one doing it, self-importantly proclaiming something that meant "I am great, it's physically impossible for me to be less than great OH AND YOU JUST RUINED MY SELF-LAUDATORY MOMENT TOO! WORK ON YOURSELF!"

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A word from Yoda: Perfect Eye Makeup Happiness Brings Not.

I love you @TOASTERSTRUDEL.  Your post was most succinct.

Darcy is not mentally stable a little bit.

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

Did Tarik's brother actually ask if he was gonna be able to keep up with her? 

She will wait until he initiates. Then, she will lie there until it's over. No keeping up required for him.

And Tarik will think it was magical.

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If I had spent $1000 on a pair of shoes, throwing them would never happen, not even sure I would wear them out of the house.

Darcy has money to burn on Chanel or Louboutin's and trips to Amsterdam but has to share a crowded condo with her (sparing partner), sister.  Those girls are sooo on their own. 

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4 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I love you @TOASTERSTRUDEL.  Your post was most succinct.

For real @TOASTERSTRUDEL. I see your recaps in Judge Judy and they are on point and fantastically funny just like here.

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IMO, people, especially the contestants on this show, (they are contestants, right?) are too quick to downplay, overlook and ignore unstable and aggressive behavior. Darcy is a perfect example of someone that Jesse needs to watch out for.  Returning to someone when there has been that much aggression is quite risky.  He must not read much news or know anything about domestic violence. I'm convinced that his contentions and concerns were valid, but, that promises from production for his safety, due to the producers providing security, was the reason he went back.  I hope he stays safe.  I don't believe anything from Darcy's lips.  There are children in that situation and I hold the adults involved to a higher standard than others.

Another situation with children is Jon and Rachel.  Rachel, it's not all about what makes you happy or what is your dream love affair...It's about what is the BEST thing for your children and being safe and not in the care of a rage-a-holic might be a place to start. She must have little experience with people who have rage issues.  When you have the background of that many fights, like Jon has, something is wrong.  Investigate from a safe distance.  I'm surprised that she hasn't gotten a little dose of his temper by now.  Could be that he's keeping in under wraps until she has few options.  Without professional treatment, a person with rage, anger and violence issues doesn't just change, imo.  And to trust someone around your defenseless baby! OMG, she's delusional and naive.  Jon appearing nice on camera does nothing to convince me.  It takes much more than that to overcome a long history of abusive behavior. 

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Another good laugh for me was when Dean asked Hazel if she was going to be enough woman for Tarik when they finally hit the sheets .... as she is so very obviously completely and utterly repulsed by him.  Yeah, sure, Dean.  She is going to rock his world!!  No way is she going to just close her eyes as tight as she can, go to her happy place in her head ($$$) and pray that it be over with as fast as possible. 

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2 hours ago, snarkish said:

What "fitty too" year old gives a shit about Instagram followers?

What makes you think she is mentally fitty-two?  

I think Tarik and Ricky think that the strippers at the club like them and keep dancing near them not just because they are giving them money.

Why can't we get the Ricky's, Tarik's, even the Angie's and the like all in one room and let them compare notes, would there be any revelations or more delusions?

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20 minutes ago, Toaster Strudel said:

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And now for something completely different:

"I'm not arguing"

"You are"

"Not I'm not"

"Yes you are"

"This is not an argument, you're just contrdicting everything I say!" OK I added this last one.

Bravo! Loved your whole post, but especially this callback!

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