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[PeaceLily2 2.5k]

Darcey is 19 years his senior......he is closer in age to her oldest daughter.  Sorry, it’s gross to me.  

Edited August 20, 2018 by PeaceLily2 · Reason: Spelling

[libgirl2 5.2k]

Just now, Godfrey said:

She is so desperate. She's in love with an illusion.

Yes, she is. She is attractive, find someone closer to your age who won't treat you like crap.

[libgirl2 5.2k]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Angela's a horny thing....lookout Michael!

I have to say, Michael is a cutie.

[Quof 11.6k]

So have me figured out when Darcey and Jesse were filmed?  It's the day before her birthday, which should be easy to find out.  Judging from the leaves it is between May and October.  Are they still trying to convince us this is his first trip to the US, when he was at the Tell All last season? 

[Miss Chevious 9.7k]

Hazel is just looking for a Calgon man. Remember those commercials? Calgon, take me away! 

She just wants the green card. Big house, money, etc. At least she’s upfront about it. 

[Frozendiva 8.2k]

Jesse, you and Darcey both know that you have a dysfunctional codependent relationship. Bot of you need to disown the dysfunction. Split up and go your own way before it becomes worse. 

Edited August 20, 2018 by Frozendiva

[PeaceLily2 2.5k]

Poor Michael.  

[Godfrey 3.5k]

2 minutes ago, Quof said:

So have me figured out when Darcey and Jesse were filmed?  It's the day before her birthday, which should be easy to find out.  Judging from the leaves it is between May and October.  Are they still trying to convince us this is his first trip to the US, when he was at the Tell All last season? 

HA HA HA! "May and October" Just like Jesse & Darcey.

[greekmom 6.9k]

I would love to know what Nigeria women are like

[Armchair Critic 26.4k]

Oh dear, Michael wants Angela to behave and not be so loud/crass. Good luck with that!

[Miss Chevious 9.7k]

Michael ‘s face in the car. He looks like he’s ready to go to the guillotine.

[Frozendiva 8.2k]

Angela needs to tone it down. And not be herself.

Always the same note of spending everything they have. Red flag.

[PityFree 16.7k]

No!  never be yourself in public Angela! 

[jacksgirl 5.8k]

She's a man!!!!

[libgirl2 5.2k]

1 minute ago, Miss Chevious said:

Michael ‘s face in the car. He looks like he’s ready to go to the guillotine.

he's like the sacrificial lamb

[PeaceLily2 2.5k]

God help me!  Yes Angela, take a shower and clean that hooha that’s been sitting and sweating in those black holey leggings for hours! 

[JennyMominFL 9.7k]

Jesse has a lot of torso and tiny legs

[Adeejay 9.3k]

Angela would have us believe that the only reason she doesn't want to stay with Michael's mom is because his mom is a Christian.  Alrighty then. 

[kacesq 3.2k]

Are hotels in Lagos Super expensive? I'm dumbstruck that she's flying to a different continent without enough available credit for the freaking hotel.

[snarkish 1.9k]

That braying laugh on that horny old goat. She's trying to rip his damn clothes off. 

[Miss Chevious 9.7k]

Michael likes the the Trump stuff way more than he likes Angela.

[greekmom 6.9k]

Angela is sooooo desperate for some penis she is making an ass of herself.

[CoachWristletJen 16.2k]

Angela is not one for being coy, is she?

[Suzywriter 3.7k]

8 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

I have to say, Michael is a cutie.

Yes, and yes.

[Armchair Critic 26.4k]

"I know you must be tired"... Michael is trying to avoid getting it on with her

[kacesq 3.2k]

So Michael is Christian so I guess no Ramadan excuse for him...

[Gigglepuff 4.3k]

Just now, PityFree said:

That is the most adorable thing I have ever heard

You want to hear adorable? My friend's father passed away last month at the age of 89, and 90 Day Fiance got a quick mention in the eulogy. Both of my friend's parents were born in Belarus, and my friend's father immigrated to Canada as a 20-year-old. Several years later, once he was established here, he sent for the love of his life and the two were married for 65 years until his passing. My friend's mom had said that they were "kind of like the people on 90 Day Fiance," and her words were paraphrased when the story of their early years and immigration to Canada was told. 

[sainte-chapelle 9.8k]

Just now, snarkish said:

That braying laugh on that horny old goat. She's trying to rip his damn clothes off. 

The laugh reminds me of Whitney Way Thore

[AussieBabe 6.5k]

Oh Angela. Bless your heart.

[Miss Chevious 9.7k]

Just now, kacesq said:

So Michael is Christian so I guess no Ramadan excuse for him...

Maybe he can go with “Aw shucks, I gave up sex for Lent”

[CoachWristletJen 16.2k]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

"I know you must be tired"... Michael is trying to avoid getting it on with her

He certainly is.  

The way he basically said, "I guess I can put up with this for two weeks."

[Pepper Mostly 32.5k]

Poor Rachel, after a transatlantic flight she gets to spend 3 hours on the road. Jesus. 

[snarkish 1.9k]

Aww. Jon's Mum put the kettle on. I'll have a cuppa. Jon gets the black button eyes from her. 

[Armchair Critic 26.4k]

Uhoh Jon's mother says Jon has "been quite fickle with girls in the past, it's difficult to find the right person". RED FLAG!

[Suzywriter 3.7k]

Mama Jon is trying.

[Pepper Mostly 32.5k]

That baby is cute as the Dickens. 

Oh Rachel. Jon's mum is DYING for Jon to get out on his own. Somewhere that's not jail, anyway. 

[jacksgirl 5.8k]

Hazel is pretty. 

[greekmom 6.9k]

Are you kidding me?  A freaking fake out TLC before cut to commercial??? How long are you going to milk this Ricky thing?

[Neurochick 37.5k]

4 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

Michael likes the the Trump stuff way more than he likes Angela.

Michael likes all things USA way more than he likes Angela.

How long are they going to drag this Ricky thing out?

[Armchair Critic 26.4k]

My kid just popped in to see if Ricky's woman showed up yet! You know they are dragging that out to keep us watching

[Miss Chevious 9.7k]

Mama Jon looks she she sucked on a lemon. Don’t think she’s a fan of Rachel.

[snarkish 1.9k]

Anyone notice how red poor Lucy's head is in the back? All that riding in her car seat, I suppose. :-(

[sainte-chapelle 9.8k]

Jesse looks and acts like a praying mantis 

[Scarlett45 28.6k]

Hazel was up front about her motivations. I do feel for her having to live a part from her son due to finances. It probably won’t be Tariq but Hazel will find a USC guy can give her the lifestyle she wants, I just hope he’s not an abuser (a lot of those types of guys are, they seak our foreign women and dangle the green card as a carrot because they want someone to abuse and manipulate ). 

[CoachWristletJen 16.2k]

Compare Angela to Rachel. Rachel isn't jumping Jon's bones in the first two minutes. She's shyly getting to know him face to face first.

Angela is just like Nicole who went bounding toward Azan and immediately became all handsy. No restraint. No self control. No self respect. And, no awareness of their partners' responses,

That last one kind of helps in an erotic exchange....

[libgirl2 5.2k]

I really want to see "Melissa".

[Auntie Anxiety 9.4k]

I’ve put on my seatbelt because this is going to get even crazier.

[Miss Chevious 9.7k]

Let’s hope Michael doesn’t get smothered. 

[Pepper Mostly 32.5k]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Are you kidding me?  A freaking fake out TLC before cut to commercial??? How long are you going to milk this Ricky thing?

If we catch a glimpse of Melissa before 9:45 I'll eat my hat. 

[ECM1231 2.2k]

1 minute ago, libgirl2 said:

I really want to see "Melissa".

Can they drag this out any longer?