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Does anyone else think Nilsa is way too attached to gus? He’s trying in every way he can to not be invloved with her and she won’t take no for an answer. It’s super creepy and controlling. She’s cringing to watch honestly. I’m embarrassed for her. 

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Oh, these bozos.

What does Kirk...do? He talks about how close he is to everyone, but he's such a background character and only appears to yell/rant at the others.

Nilsa is possessive as hell and delusional. Gus has said he absolutely does not want to date or have sex with you like 20 times! Then she just waits until he gets wasted to creepily kiss/grind on him while he does nothing. It's manipulative that she takes advantage of him being drunk to try to convince him he actually does want to be with her. She's just always so desperate to fuck him before he sobers up and remembers he doesn't like her that way, which is creepy and gross of her. She knows he'd never have sex with her sober and only cares about getting it in. And UGH, stop saying "snuggle." It's not cute. Why is she so fixated on insisting he climb into her bed and not vice versa? His dick will feel the same in either bed!

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Didn't realize this is a 2 hour episode. My main "wtf", yet "not at all surprised" is Kortni not washing her cookie for 4 days. The only time I've ever not showered has been while camping where it's not an option, & even in those situations, if there is a body of water nearby I'm going in. She's so gross. While there's something to me about Jeremiah that's a little "off", I'd never imagine someone like him being into someone that gets constantly blackout drunk & never bathes (and looks like Corey Feldman). YMMV

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7 hours ago, SnarkEnthusiast said:

Oh, these bozos.

What does Kirk...do? He talks about how close he is to everyone, but he's such a background character and only appears to yell/rant at the others.

Nilsa is possessive as hell and delusional. Gus has said he absolutely does not want to date or have sex with you like 20 times! Then she just waits until he gets wasted to creepily kiss/grind on him while he does nothing. It's manipulative that she takes advantage of him being drunk to try to convince him he actually does want to be with her. She's just always so desperate to fuck him before he sobers up and remembers he doesn't like her that way, which is creepy and gross of her. She knows he'd never have sex with her sober and only cares about getting it in. And UGH, stop saying "snuggle." It's not cute. Why is she so fixated on insisting he climb into her bed and not vice versa? His dick will feel the same in either bed!

And can you imagine if the roles were reversed? Gus would be seen as a sexual predator if Nilsa constantly said no to him and he continually went after her when she was drunk.

And seriously, why is her face yellow?

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They're so relieved the Logan 'thing' is all over with a temporary restraining order. Yep, no one ever got hurt after getting one of those things. *facepalm*

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And seriously, why is her face yellow?

Thank you!  I am so distracted by her makeup and weird lips that I can't even hear what she says most of the time.  She is SO desperate in regard to Gus, it's just hard to even watch. 

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On 12/3/2018 at 4:10 PM, shirazplease said:

Thank you!  I am so distracted by her makeup and weird lips that I can't even hear what she says most of the time.  She is SO desperate in regard to Gus, it's just hard to even watch. 

She's just plain desperate. She's "that girl". We all know the type. She's desperate for male approval. She wears way too much makeup, plastic surgery to fix any perceived imperfection, and her clothes are chosen by how much attention they will draw (too tight/short/revealing). She has trouble maintaining normal friendships with girls because she screws them up by being untrustworthy and a bitch. This is due to her insecurities with men and her attempt to make them (girl friends) look bad as a means to makes herself look better. She also trends to buddy up with the least attractive girl in the group because that girl will serve her purpose of feeding mean girl's ego while not providing real competition with men.

That's Nilsa to a T and as she grows older, she will find herself alone if she doesn't change.

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I love how all 'jesus-ee' these boneheads are

That Gus's whiny verge of tears voice of his is really grating

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Um...what’s wrong with Nilsa’s vagina that Gus has to heal from it? 

And why does Nilsa think she is so much prettier than the girl Gus brought home? Is it because the girl doesn’t plaster herself in drag queen makeup? Does Nilsa realize good conversation and a brain can go a long way for some men? Does Nilsa realize she can provide neither? Gus is trying to play bad boy but it’s an act. He’s sensitive and he probably loves actually talking to women about real shit, not just “chi-chi’s up.” I would be surprised if Gustopher isn't somewhat sapiosexual. 

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Oh Jesus...smh. No. Aimee, dear. That’s not all of us. Men don’t shit on girls EVERY SINGLE TIME they put themselves out there. Hate to break it to you but there are many women who have “put themselves out there” and got really positive feedback. Why? Because we’re women, not little girls. We don’t beg and plead for some dude who has told us multiple times it’s not going to happen. Matter of fact, we let it go the first time he tells us no. We don’t agree to FWB relationships if we can’t handle it - because we know ourselves. We don’t expect our platinum vagines to do all the work for us. We don’t “thot and plot”. We demand respect and men want to give us respect. If you disrespect yourself, don’t be surprised if you have nothing but douche bags to choose from. Just look at Mike from Jersey Shore, to reference your more entertaining counterpart. He got a lot of hot, dumb pussy in his day. But he chose a woman with class to spend his life with.

i don’t remember being this dumb when I was 23. Actually I had two babies at that time and was happily married to a good man. No thotting or plotting necessary.

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Nilsa, Gus isn't sending you mixed signals. He keeps saying he's doesn't want a relationship with you. He said he could do a FWB thing, but nothing more. You weren't good with that and he reemphasized that he didn't want a relationship with you. Just because you keep going after him and he doesn't shove you away doesn't mean he is sending mixed signals.

And we have her getting mad at Courtney again next week to look forward to.  Nilsa goes sleep in Gus' bed. Gus, as usual, doesn't want that. Courtney says he can stay in her bed. Nilsa gets jealous and takes it out on Courtney. Second verse, same as the first.

 

Can you imagine the outrage of Nilsa was a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer and kept trying to sleep with a female Gus? It works both ways, Nilsa. No still means no.

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Nilsa has no game. She's too in the guy's face and space and really doesn't leave them any space to want her. She gives it all up too easily. She could've had Gus eating out of the palm of her hand, but she blew it.

Nilsa keeps complaining that she keeps putting herself out there, and in the end she gets hurt, and she just wants someone to love her.  Putting one's self out there doesn't have to literally mean that. If she wants a one night stand, she's doing it right. If it's true love and a relationship, then slow it down. Draw it out. Make him work for it, make him want you. 

Kortney sucks. She's a buzzkill and too much drama. You're a young person in Cabo, for crissakes! Go have fun! Why waste your time sulking and making it a drag for everyone else? Idiot. 

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Nilsa is 110 levels of cringe.

I felt vindicated when Gus said Aimee and Kodi should be a couple. Exactly, they're the same person! But Kodi strikes me as one of those douches who refuses to date chubby girls despite being chubby himself.

What happened to Jeremiah? Even if Kortni was being obnoxiously pouty and overdramatic, him calling her a bitch was clearly mean spirited and not playful. If a guy I had feelings for called me a bitch the second he got annoyed, that'd be a major red flag or at the very least a total turnoff. Her "love profession" made him turn into an irritable, misogynistic high school boy. But she's the one who propositioned him and he doesn't even want her apparently. so I don't know why he's acting weird and butthurt.

That middle aged woman should've won the twerking contest. Since when is giving the judge a lapdance the basis of scoring? Sleazy as fuck.

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"I mean, Gus is totally sending me mixed signals. One minute he is telling me repeatedly that he doesn't want me, but then I see him glance my way! Or one minute he is saying he doesn't want a relationship with me and the next he is talking to me because I go up to him. And he and Courtney are totally violating girl code because even though they are just friends and have made it clear there re no romantic feelings there, they talk to each other! Not cool. And he even sleeps in her bed when I go all creepy and refuse to get out of his bed! And if i were a guy and Gus a girl, my actions would be seen as horribly inappropriate but it's totally okay because I'm so cute and everyone wants me."

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15 hours ago, druzy said:

Her liver must hurt.

My liver hurts while watching this show and I'm completely sober.

I could not get over how badly sunburned some of the cast was. Did they all forget their sunscreen? They were going to be hurting when they all sobered up. 

I did crack up at Kodi's 'read a book that doesn't have your face on it' during the whole 'Gus doesn't know who Nelson Mandela is' scene. 

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Kirk bugs me so much. Such a worthless cast member. Up in the club literally staring at his boy hugged up with a woman. That's all he does. And dudes how they blew it with a woman. At least they have someone to screw up with.

I have a APB on a thirsty bitch named Nilsa! Classic quote. The girls on this show make me said. No self worth and confidence. 

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16 hours ago, BlancheDevoreaux said:

"I mean, Gus is totally sending me mixed signals. One minute he is telling me repeatedly that he doesn't want me, but then I see him glance my way! Or one minute he is saying he doesn't want a relationship with me and the next he is talking to me because I go up to him. And he and Courtney are totally violating girl code because even though they are just friends and have made it clear there re no romantic feelings there, they talk to each other! Not cool. And he even sleeps in her bed when I go all creepy and refuse to get out of his bed! And if i were a guy and Gus a girl, my actions would be seen as horribly inappropriate but it's totally okay because I'm so cute and everyone wants me."

1,000,000 x this. Thank you! And Kortni "this guy I've known for 5 minutes doesn't want to come home with me (3 episodes earlier "I haven't washed my cookie in 4 days"), and that sends her on a spiral? A rando in MEXICO says "ehhh", and that spirals you? These people. So staged.

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So thirsty ass Nilsa keeps getting rejected by Gus, he decides he wants to pursue another girl, that doesn't pan out, so Nilsa decides to be sloppy seconds? That is so fucking pathetic. I can't even. Way to make him really want you, Nilsa.

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On 12/28/2018 at 9:10 AM, BlancheDevoreaux said:

"I mean, Gus is totally sending me mixed signals. One minute he is telling me repeatedly that he doesn't want me, but then I see him glance my way! Or one minute he is saying he doesn't want a relationship with me and the next he is talking to me because I go up to him. And he and Courtney are totally violating girl code because even though they are just friends and have made it clear there re no romantic feelings there, they talk to each other! Not cool. And he even sleeps in her bed when I go all creepy and refuse to get out of his bed! And if i were a guy and Gus a girl, my actions would be seen as horribly inappropriate but it's totally okay because I'm so cute and everyone wants me."

LOL! In perhaps the only time I will half-assedly side with Nilsa, their conversation in the club was seemingly intentionally ambiguous on Gus' part. If you're justifiably horribly annoyed by someone, especially someone who can't take a hint, it's probably not a good idea to imply that there might be a chance with the whole "even though I want you to let me go deep down I'm not sure I want you to let me go." And he was digging his own grave by feeding her that honeymoon fantasy! I think a tiny part of him enjoys stringing her along to relish how much she regrets ignoring him last season. I think the problem is he's just too much of a narcissist and can't say no to the possibility of easy sex when he blows it with his conquest of the day, even if he is absolutely repulsed by Nilsa 98% of the time. But yes, she's obsessive and borderline predatory. I can't imagine being stuck living with someone like that for weeks. Having someone literally breathing down your neck and whining to initiate sex with you specifically when you're barely conscious sounds awful. Nilsa and her Marge Simpson makeup can have a stadium full of seats.

Kirk somehow gets more unbelievably useless with every episode, which is saying something with this bunch. He does absolutely nothing and then bullies and gaslights the girls in particular while he's drunk. He just seems like a really nasty person with a lot of issues behind closed doors. I would have no desire to hang out with him, let alone get plastered with him on a daily basis.

If Aimee is so horny, she should just fuck Kodi. Speaking of which, what happened to Kodi/Candace and Jeremiah/Kortni? They don't even seem to interact anymore. It's so funny watching these people get worked up over not being able to have sex with randos they met 3 hours ago.

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So. Much. Puking.

Why?!?!?!?!

I really wish they would stop showing us scenes of the roomies puking. I also don’t need to listen to it either! That makes it 10 times worse for me. I don’t need to hear it.

Maybe this is secretly one long PSA to get underage viewers to abstain from drinking?

We’ve already got Kortni pissing in anything that’s not a toilet (how has she not been arrested for public indecency yet?), bragging about her lack of hygiene and telling us she “brushes her hair out on Sunday” during biker week.

I miss the days of train wreck TV when J-Woww (and not just because we both share a birthday!) peed behind a bar. At least she had the decency to hose herself (and the floor) off with water! 

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10 hours ago, SnarkEnthusiast said:

LOL! In perhaps the only time I will half-assedly side with Nilsa, their conversation in the club was seemingly intentionally ambiguous on Gus' part. If you're justifiably horribly annoyed by someone, especially someone who can't take a hint, it's probably not a good idea to imply that there might be a chance with the whole "even though I want you to let me go deep down I'm not sure I want you to let me go." And he was digging his own grave by feeding her that honeymoon fantasy! I think a tiny part of him enjoys stringing her along to relish how much she regrets ignoring him last season. I think the problem is he's just too much of a narcissist and can't say no to the possibility of easy sex when he blows it with his conquest of the day, even if he is absolutely repulsed by Nilsa 98% of the time. But yes, she's obsessive and borderline predatory. I can't imagine being stuck living with someone like that for weeks. Having someone literally breathing down your neck and whining to initiate sex with you specifically when you're barely conscious sounds awful. Nilsa and her Marge Simpson makeup can have a stadium full of seats.

Kirk somehow gets more unbelievably useless with every episode, which is saying something with this bunch. He does absolutely nothing and then bullies and gaslights the girls in particular while he's drunk. He just seems like a really nasty person with a lot of issues behind closed doors. I would have no desire to hang out with him, let alone get plastered with him on a daily basis.

If Aimee is so horny, she should just fuck Kodi. Speaking of which, what happened to Kodi/Candace and Jeremiah/Kortni? They don't even seem to interact anymore. It's so funny watching these people get worked up over not being able to have sex with randos they met 3 hours ago.

We just had the plotline of Jeremiah being standoffish towards Kortni after he turned her down. That's not something that was dropped. It played out.

Kodi and Candice stopped the moment she got a boyfriend and brought him over. That shit was never going to happen anyway.

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2 hours ago, BlancheDevoreaux said:

Nilsa is easily my least favorite this season. She is a manipulative drama queen. 

Nilsa is one of my least favorite people in life.

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17 hours ago, BlancheDevoreaux said:

Nilsa is easily my least favorite this season. She is a manipulative drama queen. 

LOVE your screen name! #StayGolden 💛

I totally agree with you. I’d love to know how drunk she is at any time during the course of any given day. Her shitty memory is the reason for at least half of the histrionics she initiates.

I know better than to expect Nilsa to ever make the connection that heavy drinking = no memory. That will never happen.

When Aimee was telling Nilsa what she said about Gus/Kortni “being in love” during BathroomGate, Nilsa was insistent that she “never said that.” 

I just can’t. Make it stop.

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7 hours ago, Bridget said:

LOVE your screen name! #StayGolden 💛

I totally agree with you. I’d love to know how drunk she is at any time during the course of any given day. Her shitty memory is the reason for at least half of the histrionics she initiates.

I know better than to expect Nilsa to ever make the connection that heavy drinking = no memory. That will never happen.

When Aimee was telling Nilsa what she said about Gus/Kortni “being in love” during BathroomGate, Nilsa was insistent that she “never said that.” 

I just can’t. Make it stop.

Thank you! I love The Golden Girls!

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On 8/30/2018 at 2:49 PM, RealitytvLover said:

Kortni is a disgusting, gross, dirty human being. She acts like a methhead, and likely is one. I cannot believe (not) the nasty things Nilsa said Kortni does. Then the nerve of her to roll her eyes while telling Nilsa "I am" when Nilsa told her to be more cautious about spreading her germs. 

I would refuse living in the same house as her if I was on this cast. She is so vile. 

you're right, the girl is somewhat feral...but...is she kind of beautiful?

Like, not traditionally but she's very tall and very thin.  good hair.  I wonder if they could clean her up enough to model.

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18 hours ago, teapot said:

Like, not traditionally but she's very tall and very thin.  good hair.  I wonder if they could clean her up enough to model.

No way, she still has Corey Feldman's face. 

She disgusts me enough to where I don't think I can watch anymore. The make out sesh with the older woman was just too much. 

I don't believe Codi/Candace as anything other than a production driven story. 

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Police brutality? Beaten in the back of a cop car? "I just went to jail"?  What color is the sky in Amy's world? 

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Aimee is such a damn drama queen. According to her she encountered police brutality, went to jail and her roommates are snitches. What the fuck.

Get a new cast. This is not jersey shore casting magic. This cast is weak sauce.

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These people lie despite their actions being filmed and dozens of eyewitnesses.  "I didn't hit her."   Yeah, you did.

And she's got balls to argue with Gus about it when he could (and probably should) still file charges for the 7 punches she put to the back of his head in New Orleans.

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6 hours ago, Drogo said:

Police brutality? Beaten in the back of a cop car? "I just went to jail"?  What color is the sky in Amy's world? 

In her world, the sky is the same color as a Princess Goddess Mermaid.

Whatever the hell color that is.

God help me if she says: “You don’t need to talk to me like that!” one more time.

She doesn’t need to be hitting people any more times.

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