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Beige clothing is flattering on very few people. Kerstin is not one of them.

I think Sharon has escaped McTool. Maybe that's why she left!

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Some random Humblebragisms from Dan’s show this morning.

“I looked in the pantry and saw kale chips. There was almost a mutiny in my house.”

Selling the TSV convertible bench, the OAP showed a slat from an old wooden bench that would give you splinters. HB: “I don’t want you to run your hand over that. As a child, I ran something else over a bench like that (patting his behind) - ouch!”

Selling a hummingbird feeder with OAP Roxanne DePalma. “Roxanne’s been on with the other host. You’ve been cheating on me. That hurts me.”

Roxanne said that hummingbirds will “belly up to the bar” with this feeder. HB: “Now there’s a bird that I can understand.”

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Selling a plant fertilizer with Barbara King, Barbara showed a photo of a man holding two enormous leaves.  HB: “By the way, that’s rhubarb. Very seldom does rhubarb grow big enough to kill a man.”

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Selling Roberta’s Trample Me Flowering Thyme ground cover.

“We use deadwood for ground cover - we use mulch. Down south, they use pine needles. I never understood why we decorate and landscape with death.”

“I get to introduce you to one of the many members of the Wallien family. There’s what, 600 of you now?”

“You can have your kids running across this thyme. It will not hurt it - it actually exasperates growth.”

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(It really must exasperate growth because the average customer rating is 1.5 stars!)

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First impressions from the opening minutes of yet another Carolyn’s Garden Party...

Yowza, those jeans are tight!

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A sneaker planter?

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I decided today that Caro really creeps me out with the ulta interspeciesismistic stuff.

I get being a cat person. Or dog person. But add birds and geese and rabbits and parrots all together.  Well, she's just not right and something went off kilter somewhere.

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49 minutes ago, Booney said:

First impressions from the opening minutes of yet another Carolyn’s Garden Party...

Yowza, those jeans are tight!

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A sneaker planter?

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She ‘s not going to do much planting in those jeans.

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She can’t even sit normally in those jeans because they’re so tight. She’s kind of laying back on the bench.

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7 minutes ago, Booney said:

She can’t even sit normally in those jeans because they’re so tight. She’s kind of laying back on the bench.

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She looked uncomfortable in that rocking chair too.

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7 minutes ago, Booney said:

She can’t even sit normally in those jeans because they’re so tight. She’s kind of laying back on the bench.

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Maybe those are denim-colored Spanx.

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48 minutes ago, Booney said:

She can’t even sit normally in those jeans because they’re so tight. She’s kind of laying back on the bench.

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That top looks like the warm up jackets we wore in the OR.

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2 hours ago, Lady J said:

She ‘s not going to do much planting in those jeans.

The only thing she is gong to plant is her ass, as in down on the nearest chair.

I was also fascinated by the odd shape of her helmet hair, more squarish than roundish.

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