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S01.E07: Baby I'm Worth It

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Paul worries about the results of Karine's STD and pregnancy test; Cortney feels neglected during her first day in Spain; Larry encounters travel mishaps on his way to the Philippines; Myriam drops a bombshell on Patrick when he arrives in Paris.

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Paul has been “burned” by previous relationships … heh heh.

Larry clearly never heard of Darcy’s duty-free makeup trick.

Cortney needs to go home.

Patrick's awesome quote: "Please don't tell me you're a boy. Please don't tell me you're 12 years old." 

And we're only halfway through!

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11 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Did anybody else want Paul's luggage to fall off that rack and crush him?

Also, a decade??  No surprise. It just confirms what I thought before: no American woman would have anything to do with him.

P.S.  Courtney is totally knocked kneed.

Ten years in dry-dock Paul?? Yikes. You could have tried one of those condoms that keep the fish out of his junk.

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1 minute ago, PityFree said:

Oh I forgot to add since they were sitting there at the medical place why wasn't Paul rolling up his sleeves and getting himself tested too????

I was screaming the same thing at my TV.  She should do a background check on him.  No wonder he never even went to Canada, his record won't allow him into the country.

Just now, CofCinci said:

Is anyone getting the Where Are They Now-type special instead of the second PROMISED hour of this trash?

Yes.

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2 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

Is anyone getting the Where Are They Now-type special instead of the second PROMISED hour of this trash?

I am.  Kind of irritating. 

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4 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Oh I forgot to add since they were sitting there at the medical place why wasn't Paul rolling up his sleeves and getting himself tested too???? He is such an ass!!  To be honest, I was kind of hoping Karine would have herpes or something and that would save her from having to be with Paul. 

BTW Paul, if passing an STD and pregnancy test is all it takes to gain your trust, it’s no wonder you’ve been cucked before.

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Now it's Karine's turn to worry about being groped by Paul.  Why didn't he have a STD test?  And whyohwhy does he speak English so poorly that he needs subtitles?  If Karine is so turned off by his neurotic behavior, wht does she like about him?  

Cortney should have left and found a hotel.  Any decent cabdriver will know of several.  You tell him what you want to spend and he takes you there.  Worked for me several times - London, Istanbul etc.  

Mirium is a liar.  Sure, they can still be friends, because who wouldn't feel friendly toward such a deceitful bitch?  

Larry seems to have found himself the worst kind of woman.  I hope he isn't hurt very badly, because she is bad, bad news.  

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14 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Did anybody else want Paul's luggage to fall off that rack and crush him?

Also, a decade??  No surprise. It just confirms what I thought before: no American woman would have anything to do with him.

P.S.  Courtney is totally knocked kneed.

I'm pretty sure that's what Karine was hoping for. She was in no hurry to help. 

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1 minute ago, Mambo Gladys said:

I bet Antonio is wishing his couch was big a little bit. 

Antonio’s accent makes it sound like he’s calling Cortney “Corny”. I think it’s his accent anyway…

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Myriam should have told Patrick that she had a boyfriend before he bought a plane ticket. Maybe she wanted to see if the grass was greener.  Decided that Patrick wasn't what she wanted and told him she was seeing someone. Be honest if he is spending a lot of money to see you. Maybe he can still enjoy a week in Paris.

Antonio, American women are 'fast'? You behaved like a turd. Cortney, he has violated some boundaries already by grabbing your derrière whilst chatting with your parents. Not really appropriate for a semi-stranger. You stay in a hotel for,a couple of nights first. I would have sprung for the couch and slipped out. Have a fling with him, go home and get a new phone number.

Paul, you too are expected to provide an STD screen. Karine. don't hitch your wagon to that Green card. Run!

Larry, keep an open mind and eye.  Maybe the dudes at the airport saw you as a sugar daddy.

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1 minute ago, Liamsmom617 said:

Um....anyone else catch Karine giggling "No!" When Paul said it was time for the camera crew to leave so they could get "intimate"? 

Was there a TV in that room?  Because Karine is going to need something to occupy her time.  

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Just now, kacesq said:

But gee, Patrick, I thought Myriam was so much better than American women...so much more traditional, with values...how's that working out for ya?

I think he should demand to meet this boyfriend.  If the boyfriend exists, I'm pretty sure he'd like to know about Patrick . 

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7 minutes ago, SoshulMeedya said:

Karine must REALLY want to go to America,  that's all I can say about that.

Jenny seems less than impressed with Larry.

Right? Hope it's worth it 

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Why for the love of all that is holy didn't Cortney get a hotel room? Even Antonio wasn't sure if she was staying with him ? She should have checked into a hotel, showered and slept and let Antonio go to his pageant 

Could Larry be more awkward? Then they lose his luggage. T

Paul is a zero times 100. I wish karine wasn't so desperate. 

Miriam should have told Patrick she had a boyfriend before he got on the plane. That was really wrong of her. 

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8 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

"I got a whole bag of chocolate! It's candy for the family!" Why is Larry announcing this to random men at the airport? Oh, Larry. 

And why is he going to the bathroom to put some water ON his shirt?

Is the shirt sweating or something?...

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1 minute ago, hawkhd said:

Paul skeeves me out so bad. Why does Karine want to do the unskinny bop with him? No one is that desperate. 

Patrick, go ahead and eat your hat. 

Karine would be better off staying poor in the Amazon basin. If she marries that freak Paul, he and his mommy will control her life right into misery.

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3 minutes ago, hawkhd said:

Paul skeeves me out so bad. Why does Karine want to do the unskinny bop with him? No one is that desperate. 

Patrick, go ahead and eat your hat. 

I would probably tie him to the bed and leave.

Karine, invest in a few toys.

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Paul looks dirtier and dirtier. His hair, his nails, his clothes... Look at his socks when he got up on the bed.

Can't believe Karine wants him so badly

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1 minute ago, Bibi said:

Paul looks dirtier and dirtier. His hair, his nails, his clothes... Look at his socks when he got up on the bed.

Can't believe Karine wants him so badly

When you are desperate and life holds nothing for you where you are, moving to a new subdivision of Hell may be a better option. 

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1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

We need a thread for the  the 90 Day what now show so I can wtf over Josh and Alexandra's baby.

Agreed. Because from the little we can see of that baby, the baby is not Josh's. 

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1 minute ago, Liamsmom617 said:

Yeah, this 2nd hour is bullshit.

 Where the hell are Nicole and Azan?

They're the only trainwreck I want to see. If she gets him to the US she'll maul him to death with PDA.

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  Well, at least Melanie's sister is entertaining. And Max (Alla's son) is frickin' adorable. 

   Still...WHERE THE FUCK ARE NICOLE AND AZAN?!?!

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1 minute ago, Liamsmom617 said:

Yeah, this 2nd hour is bullshit.

 Where the hell are Nicole and Azan?

Nicole and Azan are going to be on the next season of "90 Days Fiance" which starts in October.  Rightfully, they should have been featured on "Before The 90 Days".

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Why was Paul schlepping all those foot lockers to Manaus? I thought he brought lockers full of food and stuffed animals and cereal boxes for Karine and her family in the village. Are all those lockers full of just his personal stuff like mosquito nets and snakebite kits and tropical hazmat suits?

Larry is an idiot for booking a 36-40 hour routing to the Philippines through Shanghai. He probably could have shaved 12-15 hours off the trip by paying an extra $200 and taking a more direct route where his luggage would have been less likely to get lost.  He also should have packed a few days of clothes in his carry on.  You have to assume your bags will be lost when your dirt cheap itinerary has three stopovers on different cut rate foreign airlines.

"He's not like the other American men" is a great line by Jenny. Not suspicious at all.  I think she recognizes that Larry is someone she can walk all over on her way to getting a green card and she's happy about that.  

Was Myriam looking for some action on the side? Is that why she let Patrick come to see her and then told him she wanted him to stay?

Cortney's move in not booking a hotel and then showing up at a guy's apartment essentially uninvited and then expecting him to sleep on the couch is unreasonable.  If she didn't want to sleep with him she should have gotten a hotel room or offered to sleep on the couch herself.

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Antonio's apartment is smaller than Jesse's. He did not want to sleep on that couch. 

Karine must be desperate to get to the US. Just like Mo, she's gonna grit her teeth and "be intimate". Ugh. 

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 Antonio obviously has a very full and active life and tons of women. He's not looking to add anything to his life other than a notch on his bedpost. 

ETA:  very funny how they suddenly made Antonio put on black underwear before he "undressed" for bed.  I know what I saw last week!! He was going commando and we would've seen the black underwear through his khakis.

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Paul needs to take a page from Alan and learn Portuguese. I suppose he thinks that karine will learn English and he doesn't have to bother learning Portuguese. 10 years Paul? Methinks 34 years is more accurate . 

Wait until Antonio figures out how thick Cortney is? I see lots of dinners with her just staring with that stupid look on her face. 

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1 hour ago, Sprockets said:

It made me sad to see her beg for what is undoubtedly not going to be a memorable experience.

Oh, she won't forget... she won't enjoy it, but she won't forget.

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