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S02.E08: Kirk Steele

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Trey's alter ego takes his turn in the spotlight...and the pool...and on an inflatable shark.

I'm pretty sure that was an inflatable killer whale! [/too many middle school field trips to Sea World]

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I loved everything about this episode.

Trey's horrible porn videos, Illana's sef-love rituals, the store clerk, that amazingly weird kid, the weirder mother, gaybysitter, Abby's misunderstood "art". Everything. Pure gold.

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That little kid ruled. My mom's shit is fancy as fuck! I hope he returns. I was dying when he was guarding the power cord.

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So much love for the fact that kid wasn't a spoiled brat but a nice kid who liked Ilana. And she was actually good with him!

 

"We don't talk about Uber down here."

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Illana's whole masturbation set-up was amazing.  The green lipstick, the complicated mirror placement, the picture of Abbi.  I loved all of that.  Made me wish I had that kind of time to set aside for self love.  

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I forgot how much I loved the sale of Abbi's art.  Her fictionalized celebrity favorite foods and then this resulting exchange:

 

Ilana: “Why don’t you suck my dick?”
Street asshole: “I been there, sweetie.”
Ilana: “To my dick?”
Street asshole: “Yeaaah.”

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I loved this episode.  

I re-wound the "YAASSS Kween"  bit with Ollie and Ilana  more times than I can count. 

I'm keeping this one in my DVR for a while...

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Wow. The end with the Kirk Steele porn clips almost made me throw up. Never want to see e that again.

 

Loved the babysitting bits, and of course the store clerk. "Big mistake. Huge." <---loved that line by Abi.

 

I guess I'm an asshole because I don't understand Abi's art either. It was a clever concept, but the execution was lacking. (Why am I critiquing fake art on a comedy?) I hated that Abi threw that kettlebell into the mirror. I was really ready for an Abi win. They always show Abi wanting to be an instructor, but I'm curious as to why. They haven't show her working out or anything. I guess she just wants to do something more glamorous than cleaning pubes.

 

Did Abi really say her rent was only $700? If so- I'm jealous. Especially living in NY!

 

Loved Abi's monologue of how to pay back the money.

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Did Abi really say her rent was only $700? If so- I'm jealous. Especially living in NY!

I think in an earlier episode she said that the apartment is rent controlled (and in her roommate's name?) which is a major reason why she puts up with Bevers.

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Abbi's $700 might only be her share too, so rent is $1400.

 

They always show Abi wanting to be an instructor, but I'm curious as to why.

 

The other instructors look like idiots to me, so it's not like you need special training. I think she just wants the bump in pay.

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Abbi's $700 might only be her share too, so rent is $1400.

 

The other instructors look like idiots to me, so it's not like you need special training. I think she just wants the bump in pay.

Or to get out of having to deal with pube/blood/shit situations. Yuck! But funny because it's not me...

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Well, yes. But my point is she can angle for an instructor job as she is because it doesn't seem like any of them require additional certification, etc.

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Unfortunately I have taken classes taught by certified instructors who were terrible. A lot of certification programs just mean you pay $500-$2000 for a weekend training program and you are certified at the end. My guess is that a place like Soulstice requires their instructors to do their special Soulstice training (which means that Soulstice gets to make money from all their instructors).

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I`m assuming Abbi wants to be a trainer because it means more money, and less time cleaning up blood stains and toilets. What does Abbi actually want to do? Be an artist? Or does she actually want to be a trainer?

 

The babysitting stuff was all great, I hope we see them again.  

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I think if you asked her outside the gym, she would want to be an artist. But inside the gym, I think she is tired of being at the absolute bottom of the chain AND tired of cleaning up blood, puke, and pubes so she wants the opportunity to do something else which means becoming a trainer.

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Illana's whole masturbation set-up was amazing.  The green lipstick, the complicated mirror placement, the picture of Abbi.  I loved all of that.  Made me wish I had that kind of time to set aside for self love.  

Your comment combined with your profile name cracks me up. 

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