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Is it too much to hope that Dmitry will give me something as good as one way monkey this season?

The descriptions of Kate's design were hilarious.
Michelle: Kate's going bridal. Or Eastern European hired hooker.
Benjamin: It's like the little mermaid came out of the sea and started living uptown and now she's going to a cocktail party. I just don't get it. I don't get the clamshells on the bust.

Other comments:
Gunnar: Patricia's looks like a bloated circus tent.

Zanna: I'm all for risque but let's not go too short.
Justin: Don't want any cheeks.

Zanna: Honestly, I hate this. It's like Chloe Sevigny meets Wonder Woman doing bridal.

Isaac: I like a natural boob.

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Jay has a particularly good one about Kate: "The only way to make Kate get away from bridal is to make a challenge about designing for a funeral"

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Dmitry: It's called the work room, not the talk room.

Michelle: I don't know how couture it is except for the fact that you can see her cooter.

Alyssa: You're a fabulous designer.
Chris: I know!

Dmitry: You know who doesn't love Nina? People who suck.

And then there are the multiple pronunciations of the word "couture."
Zanna: Koo-tyore.
Jay: Koe-chur.

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Can we change the Thread Topic to "Dmitry Quotes"?

He really isn't any nicer than Michelle and seems to get no shit for it, but he is hilarious.

He hasn't been saying as many fun things like he used to. We just get lots of eye rolls and shoulder shrugs.

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He hasn't been saying as many fun things like he used to. We just get lots of eye rolls and shoulder shrugs.

 

I wonder if that's it, or if they just need that screen real estate for Michelle and her increasingly desperate attempts to come up with aphorisms.

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Kate: Dmitry's looks pretty bondage-y so I'm kind of curious what his love life's like.

Michelle: I need to find a shoe.
Gunnar: I need to find a clutch.
Benjamin: I need to find a husband.

Female designer: Dmitry's first vinyl.
Dmitry: Yeah, I'm not a virgin anymore.

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Dmitry: Da only people hoo are scared of Nina SUCK.

Michelle: I need to find a shoe.

Gunnar: I need to find a clutch.

Benjamin: I need to find a husband.

That comment was so lame. Benjamin tries too hard.

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Jay: [gasp] I find this amazing pink fabric for my jacket. It looks sophisticated, it looks bright, it looks GAY.

Zanna: Think about giving it some masculine touches. Even though he's going on a date with a guy, he still wants to look like a man.

Michelle: I can make women's wear sick easy but I don't design around a penis every day. [sob]

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Dmitry: Michelle's dress looks like a maternity fish costume.

Zanna: [Helen's dress] reminds me of a shower loofah. It needs to be attractive. It can't just be weird.

Isaac: Don't listen to us. We're just a bunch of bitches.

Dmitry: Sea whores.

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Michelle on Jay's vinyl covered wool pants: I think he took a tablecloth and turned them into some pants which is really great when you're eating ribs.

 

Dmitri: I never do anything really simple because...why?

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I'm totally paraphrasing because I can't remember the exact quote, but Alyssa said something along the lines of, "Dimitri really knows the female form, and I find that so exciting!"  Me too, Alyssa. Me too. 

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Daniel: I have so much left to do. I still haven't pieced together my front to the back. The sleeves have not been attached. There's no collar. There's no lapel. There's no hand finishing on there and there's no closure.

Sam: Mitchell's dress just looks like he took three dresses, cut them all up, and hot glued them back together.

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Sam: I did not think I was being hurtful.
Ken: Weeeeeeeeeeeeell.

Zanna: This is not dramatic, it's not elegant, and it's not sexy.
Daniel: Okay, those are three bads.

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Sam: I did not think I was being hurtful.

Ken: Weeeeeeeeeeeeell.

 

Zanna: This is not dramatic, it's not elegant, and it's not sexy.

Daniel: Okay, those are three bads.

Ken's reaction makes me think I might not passionately hate him this season.  Especially if he tears Sam a new one...I think I'll be okay with that.

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Ken: I think Sam should make a jumpsuit.
Sam: I think you guys should all shut the fuck up.
Ken: Sam, you've done eight jumpsuits so far.
Sam: Eight jumpsuits in five challenges. I am impressive.
Mitchell: Well, don't forget Kini made one of them.
Ken: Ooh, the shade was real!

Mitchell: Just because you can sew a dress with a really nice fabric doesn't make it couture.
Sam: I'm not going to stop being who I am because people don't like me.

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Sam: I'm not going to stop being who I am because people don't like me.

Especially since being unpleasant is his business model.

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Fabio: How many times are we going to say balls today? Balls, balls, balls.

Anthony: I have an appreciation for what Helen does, just not an appreciation for Helen.

Amanda: I could make [the dress] fit better, but I'd rather glue on hacky sacks.

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Anthony: Adults who act up in public are no different than children and they should be dealt with accordingly.

Amanda: I commend myself.
Me: Of course you do.
[Amanda was much more tolerable this season but just hearing her say that made me laugh]

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Char: I'm dressing Betty Boop like she's going to the BET Awards.

Helen: Stripes are tricky.
Ken: I could never fuck with a stripe.

Anthony: Even though I don't always understand everything Merline is doing, I celebrate the fact that she's taking a risk.

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Anthony: I see Kimberly’s look and her model is ass out. But then I look across the room and I see Josh’s look and I see Helen’s look and I’m thinking to myself “battle of the streetwalkers.”

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Anthony: I'm not sure what Josh is designing for the challenge. If it's true to Josh and his aesthetic, I'm sure she'll be naked and there'll be some level of streetwalker to it, for sure.

Ken to Fabio: I like it.
Ken talking head: I lied. It was ugly.

Ken: Oh, gawd. Joshua's look looks like a woman who had just divorced her husband so she snuck into her daughter's room to get this dress to go to the club to meet some man to have sex with.

Zac: In fashion, it's not how hard you work. It's what [the garment] looks like.

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That reminds me of an Anthony quote from the week before when Stanley and Anthony were talking about Anthony reining Stanley in if he got too ambitious with too many pieces. In Anthony's talking head, he said, "No, Stanley, we're not going to have an eight-piece, two sides and a biscuit." Love Anthony!

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Anne: What made you go for red and black zebra striped leather?

Dmitry: If you think intellectually about it, it's like what the fuck?

Irina: It's a fine line between being confident and slightly delusional.

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Christina: Can I take a measurement from you?
Dmitry: It depends what you want to measure.

Anthony Ryan: How tall are you, Dmitry?
Dmitry: 6'1", so let's all dress me.
Anthony Ryan: You can be my fit model today.
Dmitry: I'm too expensive for you.

Evan: I think some of these designers are confused by the challenge because I'm seeing a lot of weird asexual space suits. Gender neutral does not mean never having sex again in your life.

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Evan: So what? We need to now fight over that bolt [of fabric]?
Dmitry: There is no fighting, darling. I got it first. What's to fight about?

Irina: I hate when people self pity. You're driving this train. You can do whatever you want. Just don't complain.

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