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THAT'S what she gets injected. I can't believe this is a thing. I saw one go bad on the Fix my Life show. Hope her and Farrah don't have complications. Weird fad. Eat a cheesecake. Same results.   

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7 minutes ago, monagatuna said:

I gotta admit, Kail is growing (ha!) on me with her taunting of David.

Me too...well, maybe that's a bit of a stretch. I've never had the urge to say "you go Kail!!" before this feud. How badly I want her to "throw hands"...yo. 

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Fuck that! Brienne of Tarth is a smart, strong badass. No way does Kwhale even comes close to resembling her character. David is most definitely Ramsey though, with a touch of Joffrey thrown in for good measure.

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12 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Fuck that! Brienne of Tarth is a smart, strong badass. No way does Kwhale even comes close to resembling her character. David is most definitely Ramsey though, with a touch of Joffrey thrown in for good measure.

No shit. I love Brienne (don't watch the show, love the books). I feel like they just said that because Brienne is really tall and not at all feminine. But Kail doesn't have nearly the fortitude and loyalty displayed by Brienne of Tarth. 

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Kanal posted this on her Insta Story. Is she trying to get someone jealous? These vague posts scream for attention.

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23 minutes ago, druzy said:

Kanal posted this on her Insta Story. Is she trying to get someone jealous? These vague posts scream for attention.

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So did she send these to herself, or does Bone need another vacation?

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Her son, Isaac, reminds me a lot of my son. They’re both kindhearted and sensitive. You can tell when he poses with his brother that it is genuine and not forced. ?

Too bad his mother is a narcissistic bimbo who’s going to make his future spouse live in hell with her as an in law.

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20 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Her son, Isaac, reminds me a lot of my son. They’re both kindhearted and sensitive. You can tell when he poses with his brother that it is genuine and not forced. ?

Too bad his mother is a narcissistic bimbo who’s going to make his future spouse live in hell with her as an in law.

Yeah, I don't see a whole lot of good outcomes here. Either Isaac attracts (and is attracted to) someone normal who is scared off by Kail, or, like my cousin, marries a controlling bitch on wheels exactly like his mother. The good news is the wife will totally give Kail her shit right back (and probably limit Isaac's time with Kail), but the bad news is, now Isaac has a controlling, selfish wife in addition to a controlling, selfish mother, and will be caught in between both women.

 

Lincoln on the other hand...I think he's going to be less inclined to put Dear Old Mom first, and will probably have no trouble prioritizing his wife over his mom.

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26 minutes ago, Tatum said:

Yeah, I don't see a whole lot of good outcomes here. Either Isaac attracts (and is attracted to) someone normal who is scared off by Kail, or, like my cousin, marries a controlling bitch on wheels exactly like his mother. The good news is the wife will totally give Kail her shit right back (and probably limit Isaac's time with Kail), but the bad news is, now Isaac has a controlling, selfish wife in addition to a controlling, selfish mother, and will be caught in between both women.

 

Lincoln on the other hand...I think he's going to be less inclined to put Dear Old Mom first, and will probably have no trouble prioritizing his wife over his mom.

  It's a good thing Isaac spends so much time with Jo and Vee (with Kail and her eleventy-billion vacations). At least he has them as an example of what a loving marriage looks like.

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I hope Isaac goes away to college and settles in a city at least a half-day's drive from Kail and finds his spouse there (or they move there together). Kail would certainly be easier to handle in very minimal doses (and when you could rent a hotel for her when she comes to visit....you know, like she gets there and you hand her the keys to the room you got her). 

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51 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

I hope Isaac goes away to college and settles in a city at least a half-day's drive from Kail and finds his spouse there (or they move there together). Kail would certainly be easier to handle in very minimal doses (and when you could rent a hotel for her when she comes to visit....you know, like she gets there and you hand her the keys to the room you got her). 

That reminds me of that scene from Saved by the Bell:

 

Mr Belding (trying to set an example of positive communication for Zack, Kelly, Slater and Jessie, who are in his office while he's on the phone with his wife): Now Becky, we talked it over and compromised and agreed that your mother would stay in a hotel, and I would pay ANYTHING.

 

Mr Belding (growing agitated): NO SHE DOESN'T GET A VOTE!!!

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7 minutes ago, Tatum said:

That reminds me of that scene from Saved by the Bell:

 

Mr Belding (trying to set an example of positive communication for Zack, Kelly, Slater and Jessie, who are in his office while he's on the phone with his wife): Now Becky, we talked it over and compromised and agreed that your mother would stay in a hotel, and I would pay ANYTHING.

 

Mr Belding (growing agitated): NO SHE DOESN'T GET A VOTE!!!

I love when people can reference something else from Saved By the Bell besides "I'm so excited! I'm so excited!..."!!!

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1 hour ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I love when people can reference something else from Saved By the Bell besides "I'm so excited! I'm so excited!..."!!!

I will be posting that when this show is finally canceled. :-)

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lol you can tell Kanal dropped her head and shoulders so she doesn't appear taller than Jo in that photo.

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17 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I love when people can reference something else from Saved By the Bell besides "I'm so excited! I'm so excited!..."!!!

Don’t forget Johnny Dakota!!!

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3 hours ago, JuliesMommy said:

Don’t forget Johnny Dakota!!!

PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S A BOARD HERE FOR SBTB. Oh god please. A fucking Johnny Dakota reference made my day. There's no hope...with dope. 

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4 hours ago, Kazu said:

lol you can tell Kanal dropped her head and shoulders so she doesn't appear taller than Jo in that photo.

Tall girl problems. I’m the same height as kanal (5’8.5”) and have had to do the head drop and shoulders thingy to accommodate the shorties from my high school days. Thank goodness I snagged me a tall, dark and handsome man. I like heels. Lol.

I always feel bad for Kanal when I see her try and look cute and feminine in her flat boots she used to wear for the reunions to level out for the photo ops while Leah, Chelsea and Jenelle got to enjoy 4” heels and feel sexy and STILL be shorter. The ONLY time I feel bad for kanal. Damn petite girls. ?

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I can't wait for Lincoln to write his book about his life growing up with Kanal as a mother.

BTW Lincoln, I don't like your name either. Sorry, bub. Lincoln makes me think of Lincoln Logs. Your mama is so stupid with the names she chooses. I like your other name better - Marshall.

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6 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S A BOARD HERE FOR SBTB. Oh god please. A fucking Johnny Dakota reference made my day. There's no hope...with dope. 

If you find one.. I’m there!!! Lol I can discuss any episode of that show for the rest of my life! Lol 

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You guys, apologies if we discussed this waaaay back when it happened, but it just clicked with me why Kail waited to name lil Soapy - she wanted the cameras to be there for the unveiling.  What a moron.

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1 hour ago, TexasGal said:

You guys, apologies if we discussed this waaaay back when it happened, but it just clicked with me why Kail waited to name lil Soapy - she wanted the cameras to be there for the unveiling.  What a moron.

You are absolutely correct. If it doesn't happen on camera...

You know how Kail mentions Javi is all about the cameras? Doesn't that apply to her? It wasn't Javi who videotaped a nurse pulling a name out of a paper bag when choosing the baby's name. We know that was just for show, but the fact remains she went through all that trouble to capture it on video.

2 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

You don't make a claim like that without evidence to back it up! Besides, nobody beats on the Hulk! 

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You got that wrong, dear. Kail is the abuser. If Chris has laid a hand on her, in my mind it was because he was defending himself or protecting himself from whatever weapon Kail had in her hand such as scissors.

Briana can go to hell. Now, Chris will be labeled an abuser and you sure as hell know Kail won't defend him against that accusation.

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1 hour ago, SPLAIN said:

You are absolutely correct. If it doesn't happen on camera...

You know how Kail mentions Javi is all about the cameras? Doesn't that apply to her? It wasn't Javi who videotaped a nurse pulling a name out of a paper bag when choosing the baby's name. We know that was just for show, but the fact remains she went through all that trouble to capture it on video.

You got that wrong, dear. Kail is the abuser. If Chris has laid a hand on her, in my mind it was because he was defending himself or protecting himself from whatever weapon Kail had in her hand such as scissors.

Briana can go to hell. Now, Chris will be labeled an abuser and you sure as hell know Kail won't defend him against that accusation.

I don't for one second think that accusation is true. But even if it was- has it ever occurred to the little rocket scientist that if Chris is actually an abuser, putting something like that out there on SM might actually endanger Chris's theoretical victims?  So either she unfairly labeled someone an abuser, or she provoked an abuser who is around vulnerable children, for no other purpose than to get attention. Fuck off, Briana.

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I absolutely 100% believe that if a physical altercation occurred it was Kail who instigated it and any action taken by Chris was to defend himself. 

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6 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

How hard is it to tell a ghostwriter your life story?

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I need to see the reciepts on that degree, Kail #believeitwhenIseeit

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5 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

You don't make a claim like that without evidence to back it up! Besides, nobody beats on the Hulk! 

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WHY DO THESE PEOPLE TREAT CHILD ABUSE AND SPOUSAL ABUSE AS GOSSIP?!

So let's say what Briana is saying is true. Let's hypothetically completely take her at her word for a second. So if you really believe that, Briana...you're mocking someone experiencing domestic violence and laughing about the fact that it's in front of innocent children? Children that, since you and Javi were ridiculously discussing marriage, you would have been STEPMOM to?

It's like Nathan with David's abuse. Abuse isn't some kind of weird leverage or fun way to get make at someone/drag them/win an argument, it's, uh, violence? With kids involved?! What is funny or gossipy about that?

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Kail running her mouth accusing someone else of running their mouth on social media.  Precious.

"Also, let me just mention my books and college degree, in case anybody missed that information the first million times I posted it."

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23 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Kail running her mouth accusing someone else of running their mouth on social media.  Precious.

"Also, let me just mention my books and college degree, in case anybody missed that information the first million times I posted it."

"The books I had ghostwritten and the degree I didn't actually get." 

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1 hour ago, crazychicken said:

Was Chris the one who got his dreads cut off by Hulk?

 

 

 

Oh, oh. I asked him that one day and he answered. Let me go find it.  (Of course I don’t believe that  his hands were cut and his quote on that pic mentioned he should have listened to his mom who said “haven’t you watched the show?”

 

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2 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

How hard is it to tell a ghostwriter your life story?

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Oh my GOD no one cares about your stupid degree and books you didn't even write!

I looked at this post on twitter and I was delighted to see that people are making fun of her.  Guess she hasn't had a chance to delete the HAYTERS.

She also posted a screenshot of her gross friend Becky telling her to do porn because she was complaining about buying a $13,000 playset for her kids.

Why would anyone want to be friends with her???  All she does is talk about how much money she spends.

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On 5/8/2018 at 3:50 PM, Uncle JUICE said:

There's no hope...with dope. 

My new mantra with the kids, thanks.

I like the name Lincoln.

Who is David?

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2 hours ago, Mkay said:

 

On the first tweet, I read it quickly and was seriously confused about why Chris would be denying beating his Bowel Movement. Then I realized he meant Baby Mama in regards to Kanal, but also realized that it fits since Kanal os a giant turd either way. I need more sleep

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