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    Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

    20/20 ran a story on Diane Downs who shot 3 of her kids in the 80's. I know we've mentioned it before but Janelle's resemblance to her is downright scary. Same dead eyes.
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    Except Chelsea (and Cole)

    You think we're watching Tyler Part Deux in the making?
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    S09.E10: This Can Go One of Two Ways

    Eh. Fuck her.
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    S06.E12: Whitney and Buddy Get Serious

    What I need Whitney to ask herself is, are any of Buddy's friends/family saying he should date her?? She also needs to consider how suckass her crew must think she is if the best they think she can do is minimally employed, mumble mouthed cokehead that mooches off of her any chance he gets.
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    Farrah

    Farrah a genius. Ha! Yeah Farrah, I still remember when she called herself making boss moves by selling her car online and instead she got scammed out of a few thousand dollars. Genius my ass.
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    S08.E11: My Little Secret

    Poor Luke. How dare Kate tell someone when he says all matter of bullshit to her. Asshole. You can tell Luke has never experienced an accidental knee to the balls.
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    S08.E12: You Give Love A Bad Name

    Kate always looks afraid. Perhaps I'm too much of a hardened NY'r but I cannot stand how mousy Kate is. Say what you need to say to the man like a grown up and quit with the teary eyed dramatics.
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    S08.E12: You Give Love A Bad Name

    Oh so Katydid is getting blackout drunk. Hmmm...is this a chicken or the egg type deal? Is she pissy drunk and the result is dead inside Puke? Or does Puke act as if he's dead inside so Kate gets pissy drunk? Did i say that right???
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    S08.E12: You Give Love A Bad Name

    Does Kate have lockjaw or something? I can't focus on a single thing she says because I marvel at her clenched teeth. I'd love to witness a convo btwn her and Kandi from RHOA.
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    S06.E12: Whitney and Buddy Get Serious

    A comedian huh? Ok...why not I guess. If Whitney can call herself a dancer, then I guess Buddy can be a comedian. Have we ever heard Buddy say anything funny? Have we even understood anything Buddy was saying? Nothing like a giant manchild who will do anything to avoid getting a damn job.
  11. Cassandra's face is what I'm feeling watching these people in physical form. The side eyes that say "here we go again", the blank stare she gives when they have yet another reason why they didn't make goal? Her face is my spirit animal.
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    S06.E11: A Stormy Affair

    Ha! You think Whitney would ever let BooBear go if she ever got her hooks on him? We saw her proudly announce 80 text messages and 1200 phone calls to the fake boyfriend Lenny when he went missing for 1 day, she would go full bunny boiler over Buddy. To his advantage, he could do all manner of fuckery to her and still have a place to rest his head. Stay minimally employed, start doing "blow" again, get terrible tattoos none of it would matter. She'd never cut him loose.
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    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    She needs to rebrand. What Whitney calls dancing would be perfect for Dr. Now's barely mobile patients. Some arm waving, some hip wriggling and Voila! Dr. Now's requirement for light activity is met. Quit calling it dance, cause it aint that. Not anymore.
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    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    I marvel at how she puts together all of this choreography without lifting a single foot. It's Sit and be Fit set to music.
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    Scott & Lizzie: Trick or Treat

    But only if her checks go back as restitution to Scott. Make sure he has a conservatorship though. The man ain’t right and I’m sure he’s in a national database for tricks.
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