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  1. FozzyBear

    S09.E05: The Proof Hurts

    It reminded me of Heathers when the new Queen Heather starts dressing like the old dead Heather. Kyle thought she had dethroned LVP then found out Teddi was lying about her own involvement. And I don’t know why Teddi can’t seem to understand that text message from someone else saying LVP wants her to do something is not proof LVP wants her to do something. Even if Teddi beloved that LVP set her up (which I believe she believes. It’s about the only part of Teddi’s story that I don’t think she’s lying about. I think she honestly does think LVP is behind this) , it still doesn’t seem to occur to her that this other person could have just lied about LVP’s involvement.
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    S09.E04: Bahama Drama

    So LVP is accused of both instigating gossip and also not gossiping enough with Kyle? And fuck off Teddi. I’ve never liked her. If you didn’t want to be involved then don’t get involved. She was running towards the shade and now wants to blame someone else because Teddi the accountability coach is never wrong. This whole thing is so dumb.
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    S09.E10: This Can Go One of Two Ways

    I agree. Chelsea did not create this situation. Adam did through his actions and thecLinds did through their actions. As far as I can remember, Chelsea hasn’t done anything to try and stop the Linds or even Adam from seeing Aubrey. She’s only expected that they comply to the court order. They don’t. It’s a matter of trust. Chelsea is trusting the Linds with her child. They constantly violate that trust. I think Chelsea takes it more in stride then I would.
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    S11.E03: It's a Clam Shame

    To be fair LuMann was a Carole original (and why I went from annoyance to hating her. Bye bye! Don’t miss you). But it does crack me up how much of a premium Ramona seems to place on being very traditionally feminine and ladylike considering....Ramona.
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    S03.E03: Firework Starter

    Co-sign to all of this. Plus Hannah being excited to eat cold pizza in her pjs all alone is the most I think I’ve ever related to a Bravo-lebrity. Oh my god I live to eat junk food in my bed all alone. It’s all I ever want to do. I basically force myself to do other things. It made me like her so much that I started to wonder if some of her Hannah-ness is actually a super competitive athlete’s attempt to cover up being shy and socially awkward. I could sort of buy it. It doesn’t sound like she started socializing until college and she’s only 25 or 26 now. I could sort of see the twisted logic in a athlete’s brain that if you’re insecure around your peers the solution is to attack them with the most social action ever! Win the party! No defeat! I’m not saying I’m sold on this theory, but it’s possible. Also, Jordan is trash. I can’t say it enough so I’ll say it again. Jordon is trash.
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    S09.E10: This Can Go One of Two Ways

    The driving thing is what I always come back to when it’s argued that Aubrey isn’t in danger being at the Linds with Adam. The Linds have a habit of looking the other way and giving into Adam even when it means violating a court order or other laws. Adam has a habit of reckless driving, drunk driving, and domestic violence (IIRC). I am not actually sure Aubrey isn't in danger around the Linds and Adam. I’m not sure Adam wouldn’t get drunk or high and decide he wants to drive Aubrey home and that the Linds would let him. I’m not sure Aubrey wouldn’t be around a drug deal or dirty needles and the Linds would look the other way. There was a reason the a judge decided Adam needed supervised visits and then later decided the Lind’s couldn’t supervise. If I was Chelsea I would have picked up Aubrey too.
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    S03.E03: Firework Starter

    Wow. Jordon sucks. He might be in the Top 10 Worst People on Bravo. He’s also really weird looking. Combine that with his rancid personality and I don’t get it. Other things I don’t get, Amanda working so hard to get Kyle across the alter. I have no problem with Kyle, but...why? Why is she trying so hard to marry him? I really don’t follow how she decided Kyle was the one. Also Carl can just fucking stop lecturing women about how silly and naive it is to expect to be treated as people instead of objects. I admit I don’t like the guy and I’m very suspicious of his new leaf and this is why. I can not abide listening to Carl mansplain hook-ups. He’s the fucking worst. Well second worst. Jordon is the worst. Well third worst. Lindsey’s taste in clothes, hair, and makeup is the worst (goodness that girl is tacky), then Jorden’s entire personality, then Carl’s barley contained smug contempt for women. That’s my worst list.
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    S03.E02: Cloudy With a Chance of Arguments

    I’m not saying it worked. 😉
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    S03.E02: Cloudy With a Chance of Arguments

    Danielle and Jorden? They’re...gross. But at least they might be the two thirstiest people on this show (which is saying something) so they can fame whore together. Amanda has one of the prettiest bodies I think I’ve ever seen. It’s soft and tight all at once. That girl looks amazing in a bathing suite. I don’t get why Kyle is the prize she’s trying to land (not that I have anything against Kyle. I actually like the guy. But, he’s pretty basic. There must be 100 guys like him wandering around NYC that can actually drink without getting blackout drunk and cheating), but I still like Amanda so...go be happy if he’s who you want. Hannah is annoying. She’s always turned up to 11. It’s too much. so according to the previews, Everett spilled the beans about Kyle cheating? Interesting. I wonder if there’s more to Lindsey’s freezing out of Amanda then we’ve been told. the more I think about it, the more I wonder if Everett was hitting on Amanda and used the cheating information as leverage to break her and Kyle up. That would explain Lyndsey’s anger at Amanda a lot better then whatever sort of tough love philosophy she’s trying to sell.
  10. I think Ramona is crazy as they come and I’d trust her about as far as I can throw her, but I agree. I think she’s probably good with money. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s actually the wealthiest of the RHNYC. Either her or Bethany in any case. Brokest? Luanne or Sonjia? Hmm now this has me thinking. When RHONY is the richest? I’m going to guess(current cast): Bethanny Ramona Dorinda Tibsley Sonjia Luanne
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    S09.E09: Momster Mash

    I thought they were making a joke about the dress code for the event. Earlier they had been reading a letter or something about the costume guidelines and how Chelsea was going to have to go shopping to meet them. It seemed like the letter may have been a bit OTT in making sure everyone’s costumes were appropriate. I thought maybe the letter said something about costumes that are too sexual that struck Cole and Chelsea as funny. I’ve certainly made fun of school guidelines letters with my sister that her kids bring home. Sometimes you can picture the pearl clutching that must have been involved. Andrew is a hard pass. I think keeping Jace away from him might be the only good decision Janelle’s ever made. what are you going to do when you’re pissed off at Devoin, Brianna? Change Nova’s name again? A child’s last name should not be a bargaining tool. It’s the kids name. I can sometimes been a bit of a Kali defender since I think she has the sort of personality that allows people to enjoy her suffering and I think both Joe and Javi can be just as ridiculous at times, but aren’t judged as harshly, but she was annoyed? When isn’t she? I lose track of all the things that annoy her. Her primary emotion is annoyed. Still think Javi is a slime ball though. Leah is fine. She’s sort of just there this season. Gracie however! Damn girl, come sit next to me. Gracie fir the win.
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    S07.E14: Tom vs. Tom

    So I’ve been thinking a lot about the Sandoval V Katie fight (get a life of my own? No, shan’t) and it’s striking me as weirder and weirder the more I think about it. They’re basically in a knock down drag out over an issue that I suspect isn’t even that important to either of them. I mean, I believe Katie hates James and would like him off the show, but I don’t think she spends all that much time thinking about him at all. Not to Kristin or even Lala levels, anyway. And I believe Sandoval likes James and doesn’t get why his behavior is a big deal (because Sandoval never thinks things that aren't about him are a big deal and has some internalized sexism about bitches being crazy and whatnot), but I don’t think he’s particularly ride or die with James. In some ways it’s always seemed to me that James is more Ariana’s friend, which is weird in its own right. So you’re left with the two of them screaming at each other over a person who at the end of the day, I’m not sure either one actually cares that much about. It feels like they’re having some weird power struggle to see who’s going to be the Vanderpump Rules Head Bitch in Charge this season and sort of randomly picked James as the framing devise. Of course, Sandoval and Katie have always hated each other and always fought over who Schwartz loves best so maybe this fight is an extension of that. In any case, I’m more on Kaite’s side about this, but they’re both kind of coming off as assholes.
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    S03.E02: Cloudy With a Chance of Arguments

    Danielle and Jorden? They’re...gross. But at least they might be the two thirstiest people on this show (which is saying something) so they can fame whore together. Amanda has one of the prettiest bodies I think I’ve ever seen. It’s soft and tight all at once. That girl looks amazing in a bathing suite. I don’t get why Kyle is the prize she’s trying to land (not that I have anything against Kyle. I actually like the guy. But, he’s pretty basic. There must be 100 guys like him wandering around NYC that can actually drink without getting blackout drunk and cheating), but I still like Amanda so...go be happy if he’s who you want. Hannah is annoying. She’s always turned up to 11. It’s too much. so according to the previews, Everett spilled the beans about Kyle cheating? Interesting. I wonder if there’s more to Lindsey’s freezing out of Amanda then we’ve been told.
  14. I agree. She’s even alluded to this before. She’s sort of talked around the idea that her childhood was basically an exercise in crisis management so when the shit hits the fan she knows what to do. It’s living in day to day normal problems she’s not as good at. oddly Ramona can be sort of similar. When things gets totally FUBARed she calms down and gets rational, but she losses her shit over small conflicts like picking rooms in a hotel. Both she and Bethany seem to have an inverse relationship with crisis and personal stakes. The bigger the crisis and the further away it is from them, the better they cope. The smaller the crisis and the closer it is to them the more they completely lose all control. It’s one of the reasons I more or less believe both of them about how damaging their childhoods were. Love them or hate them, they came from somewhere and I don’t think it was anywhere good.
  15. Among my friend/family group nine is on the young side to have a cell phone but not unheard of. Especially in a contentious divorce. For most of my friends that are dealing with co-parenting under hostile conditions, kids get cell phones as soon as they can reasonably use them so neither parent can cut off the line of communication to the other. Nine is about right there. I’m guessing that is what’s going on here. In that case Brynn’s cell phone might even be court ordered. One of my friends has that in his custody agreement. His daughters cell phone has to be in working order and paying the bill is part of their support agreement. If either parent tries to block their daughter from contacting the other on her cell phone they are in violation of the custody agreement. It was a NASTY divorce. All that being said. My nieces and nephews have texted me from their parents phone since they were about 4 or 5. Usually it’s just a series of emojis or “Aunti Fozzybear, bring ice cream!”, but yeah. Nine doesn’t strike me as weird at all. It’s a phone. I knew how to use a phone by nine. I could also cook a simple dinner and walk to the corner store around that age. Sometimes I think we get a little hyper about kids these days. I’ll go see my old ass out the door now.
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