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  1. SlutAssBitchAssHor

    S02E12. Visits and Violations

    Side note: They oughta be ashamed of themselves for letting HoneyBoo Boo get that big!
  2. SlutAssBitchAssHor

    S02E12. Visits and Violations

    Lizzie is so full of shit with her sugar baby delusions. Meanwhile Scott is whistling dixie everywhere thanks to whatever first semester dental student intalled those chicklets.
  3. SlutAssBitchAssHor

    S09.E06: Cry It Out

    @toodywoody why did you call that child Mowgli? 😅😂🤣
  4. SlutAssBitchAssHor

    S02.E04: Unforeseen Circumstances

    I think it took the strength of a thousand wild horses for Donna to muster up that inkling of "support". As an older, seemingly strict and traditional woman I was kind of proud of her for doing as much. I imagine it was a huge struggle but like you said what choice does she really have? Ashley definitely gives me the 'cut my mama off for my man' type of vibe.
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    S09.E06: Cry It Out

    Kailyn is a petulant bitch and sincere about nothing. I do think she feels lonely since she's driven everyone away with her collagen filled rage. Everything else you posted is spot on! Straight up storyline.
  6. SlutAssBitchAssHor

    S02.E04: Unforeseen Circumstances

    Okay first of all how convenient was it that AS SOON as her one on one date was over and RIGHT BEFORE she was going to have to do her cowives' nails Jennifer gets this alleged emergency phone call?? 🤔🙄 Body language experts agree that assuming the goblet squat position while "on the phone" and huffing a cig= shady AF. I involuntarily thought it was her pimp on the phone with that crouching tiger hidden dragon pose she had going on. Dmitri sends Ashley away on a faaaaaabulous vacation EVERY year for her birthday and this year was certainly no different! She's been EVERYWHERE from Thailand to Timbuktu but this year? Yeahhhhh they decided to just do a lil domestic Southwest Special to L.A.?? Puh Leeze!! Oh and he'll stay home to watch the two oldest while you and your mom sun it up on the West Coast. Guffaw!! Dmitri doesn't watch those kids for her to go to Costco. Not buying what they're selling but I bet it was Dmitri's idea. He gets to spend time with Vanessa alone, which hes been DYING to do anyway.
  7. SlutAssBitchAssHor

    S02.E11: She Has To Go

    It must be the D. He's knocking it out of the park I suspect.
  8. SlutAssBitchAssHor

    S02.E11: She Has To Go

    Yessss! I was eagerly awaiting the big meetup between Myqueen and Simple Sarah. And where the HELL are Angie and whatshisname? Did we ever see her leave the bus stop?
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    S02.E11: She Has To Go

    When Scott said the teeth weren't permanent and the dentist just did it "real quick" I just imagine he better enjoy looking like 😬 before the polident wears off. Michael doesn't know WTF he wants. He got Megan's (alleged) V card and now he's getting bored, but he was already bored with Sarah sooo I guess it all boils down to who's putting more money on his books when he gets locked up next week. Who thinks he'll get arrested for real? I think previews showing the obvious are never as they seem.
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    S02.E11: She Has To Go

    Clint is dumb as a doorknob. You have a collect call from an inmate at.... Clint: Baby where are you????
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    S02.E11: She Has To Go

    I guess I'm one of those persnickety cheese people (shout out to Sargento) because when Grandma told Sarah to give Avianna "some cheese" and Sarah whipped out that Kraft Single I just about died and might have even said out loud "That is NOT cheese!"
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    S02.E11: She Has To Go

    Lizzie and her daughter should be going to family therapy instead of shopping for "more classier" wedding gowns.
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    S02.E10: Wife On The Run

    I started to feel bad for Sarah and her "everyone just STAHP" moment buuuuuut I just couldn't get there. The thirst is too real. Meanwhile Michael responds to everything with the gumption of a tranquilized sloth. Good for Caitlin for getting a job. She should try getting a clue next.
  14. SlutAssBitchAssHor

    S09.E04: Don't Wanna Go Home

    Except it WAS an emergency. Nothing could convince me that David isn't abusing everyone in that house. Janelle is backpedaling, plain and simple.
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    S02.E09: The $800K Hustle

    Poor Megan. She didn't even get to bask in the afterglow of all that was put on her the night before. (So not fair!!) Call me crazy but I think he really does like Megan. Not that anything in that shitshow of a love triangle is redeeming. Matt looks worse and worse with each passing week. In every sense of the word.
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