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Colleenna

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  1. Oops. I'm lysdexic when it comes to numbers. ::slinks off into a corner and hides under a blanket::
  2. Except, we know that to be a lie because someone recently posted that when Jessica weighed her, she was 366. Also: Whitney: "I lost 60 pounds" Also Whitney: "I've never weighed over 380 pounds in my life." Correct me if I am wrong, but way back in the bad old days when I learned math, 366+60=426.
  3. Colleenna

    S06.E07: Big Girls Don't Cry

    Ick ick ick ick ick!!! The thought of this makes my teeth hurt. I've eaten frosting with a spoon out of desperation (my blood glucose dropped to 35 and it was the only sugar in the house), but it was only 1 tsp full.
  4. Colleenna

    S06.E07: Big Girls Don't Cry

    I was thinking about this, and I figured out that Sweatney doesn't like cake in cake form because it's mostly cake with a little frosting. Cupcakes, OTOH, are very little cake under a MOUNTAIN of fat and sugar (better known as buttercream.)
  5. Naah. You can get a large pizza from Pizza Trough for about $10. Four of those a day, with tax and a tip for the delivery boy, would only come to about $60. And she tells us she eats only once a day...... (it's true! She starts when she gets up and stops when she goes to sleep. One meal, interrupted by naps and cigarettes.)
  6. Colleenna

    S06.E07: Big Girls Don't Cry

    Hahahahahaaaaaaa! Best laugh I've had all week!!! Buddy and job in the same post!
  7. EXACTLY. You strengthen a muscle by maximizing the time that it is under stress. That's why it takes me 4 seconds to do ONE dumbbell curl: one second up, three seconds down. A set of 15 takes one minute. Whitney probably takes 20 seconds for a set of 15. I never did get an answer as to exactly what organization certified Jessica. I suspect the answer is "none," and that she only has a job as a trainer because her father owns the gym.
  8. Colleenna

    S06.E07: Big Girls Don't Cry

    If she couldn't leg press 300# when she weighs 366, she wouldn't be able to stand up without assistance. Oh, wait....
  9. Colleenna

    S06.E07: Big Girls Don't Cry

    No. If she were working out really hard, she'd be drenched in sweat. She's barely svitzing.
  10. Colleenna

    S06.E06: Fat Hating is Real

    No, I think Babs is also mortified by Whitney's behavior. Babs is my age (roughly). I was brought up that there are certain things that a "lady" DOES. NOT. DO. OR. SAY. I'm sure Babs attempted to instill manners in her daughter. EPIC FAIL, as the young ones say.
  11. Oh, look! Elephant ass!
  12. Babs looks ready to bitch-slap her daughter.
  13. OK, I love and miss my dad (I lost both parents within 6 months of each other when I was waaay younger than Twit) but I would never dream of bombarding people with memories of him. This woman has a classic Electra complex.
  14. 99% of my photos are on FB or my laptop. Wherever possible, I delete duplicates. But I'm just not fabulous at all.
  15. Colleenna

    S06.E06: Fat Hating is Real

    Greensboro rents are high?? Whaaaaa??? As for the over/under --- 90 days?
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