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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    It's just an odd choice and seems completely unsafe. Babies and toddlers are wobbly, quick-jerking creatures and it would only take a split second for her to fall and bust her head.
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    I admittedly know absolutely zero about photoshopping. I can see what you’re talking about in the costume pic, but that’s the only one. But, I’m certain she painstakingly critiques a ridiculous amount of photos from just one outing to choose the few that make her look the best and her family the most picture-perfect. Meanwhile, Jer posted another pic of him holding Ember up by her crotch. Why is that a thing with him? Not once has my husband ever even thought to hold our daughter that way.
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    She should focus on photoshopping the wrinkles, instead of the legs. Jer always looked a bit smelly and silly with his long hair, but this new look just makes him look...sick? And it draws more attention to his odd eyebrows, imo.
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    Honestly, I’m not trying to be intentionally mean and bash. But, I zoomed in and holy shit, Auj is looking so haggard for not even 30.
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    All Episodes Talk: Small World, Big Lives

    Coincidence that the only reason she’s finally been able to see Ember is because Zach & Tori were caring for her?
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    Yep, you can indeed enhance a thigh gap by pushing your thighs outward (kinda hard to explain) when standing with feet shoulder width apart - like she usually does. Sad that this is a thing in our culture, but true.
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    So, I didn’t watch the video of the haircut, nor have I had the stomach to watch any of their stories lately. But, from the photos I’ve seen, Jer’s hair seems pretty shittily cut. It looks terribly uneven. Just me?
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    I swear to God...one more whiskey emoji and I'm gonna "LOOSE" my damn mind. And is that laminate wood flooring I see? Are they really putting that much work into a silly office on the farm?
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    So, in her mind, abide = saying no to things and making more room for herself. And making more room for herself = hiring a nanny to do her child-rearing for her, so she can romp around and have more free time/photo sessions/gazing into each other’s eyes/etc. If she wants to do less and accomplish less this year, all while being more present, why do they need to hire help?
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    Zach and Tori

    My guess would be they’re having difficulty conceiving #2 and maybe fertility treatments are next on the agenda?
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    Yeah, I think if Auj and Izzy were genuine friends she wouldn't think twice about letting Ember call her Aunt. Not that you have to be besties with all your in-laws, but I just don't see this name as something to make a stink about. The kid's too young to know what an aunt actually is and by the time she does, Izzy probably will be married to Jacob, so why the heck not start now? I think everyone else already considers her part of the family and welcomes her with open, loving arms. If Jake and Izzy get divorced, will she make Ember stop calling her 'Aunt Izzy' since she would no longer be part of the family? The marrieds just have a burr up their collective butt about anything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs or wishes.
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    It’s a hard life. 🙄 Still wondering if they’re going to have several more kids, like she wanted originally. Or is she too busy being an entrepreneur for the Lord? Poor kids would be passed off to the nanny, too. Maybe it’s a good thing they get one - if they can’t remember to feed their own hungry stomachs, do they remember to feed hers?
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    Wow, those Botti’s seem well-off. I hope that money didn’t give their kids a sense of entitlement growing up. But judging by how full of herself Auj is, it seems like it might have.
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    She looks fucking ridiculous inching near 30 every day and combining little girl outfits and caked on makeup. And that awful ear to ear forced grin. Yikes!
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    Jeremy and Auj Poj

    I definitely don’t see the 4-5 happening.
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