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  1. Thanks for such an in-depth explaination. I had heard of the baptism by proxy thing on a show but thought it was made up for fictional purposes. Guess not, although I can’t remember, which religion they were talking at the time.
  2. I’m not familiar with the Browns religion and at this point I’m not sure they are either, but if Mariah gets married to Audrey, do they both go to Kody's planet, just Mariah or neither? Also, if Meri had left with Sam, if he were real, does she still go to Kody’s planet because she’s Mariah’s mom? Sorry if these questions, sound juvenile, but I’m not familiar with really any part of their beliefs other than “LuLaRoe for life or until we get sued whichever comes first” .
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    Hired Friends: Whitney's Social Barnacles

    Hmmm....picking the most attractive person on this show is difficult. I don’t think any of them are outright ugly (well looks wise), but I’d say Todd and Heather are the most attractive show members (but that ain’t sayin’ much). I think they are both average. Buddy is the least attractive (looks wise). Old marble-mouth is so unattractive personality wise, so I’m sure that influences me, but facially and body wise he’s not attractive to me. Whitney I think can look nice sometimes, but I never know how much is make up or photoshop. Buddy doesn’t have that luxury, I suppose.
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    S10:07 Divided We Move

    Guess I don’t consider this thin although certainly thinner than now but yes thinner than Christine. At the time Meri was the only one I considered thin but thought Janelle was the prettiest back then. Although that horrible dress does nothing for Christine. on a side note: what the fuck happened to Kody’s hair?
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    S10:07 Divided We Move

    No offense but if he didn't like chubby women how did he end up with Janelle? Even when she was younger I don't recall her being thin. Btw I probably i eat Nachos like Christine. The only way I see being repulsed if you sill if it were the first or second date and you thought she had bad decorum but the place probably wasn't too classy if they're serving nachos.
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    S10:07 Divided We Move

    I don’t hate Robyn either, but it could because I don’t really like or hate any of the wives. I don’t hate Kody either. Honestly, I think they are all a collection of scrubs to varying degrees that deserve each other. I don’t know if they were always this way or living with each other brought seemingly the worst out of them, but a lot of people have screwed up families. The one that I always wondered about was Janelle because prior to the show, I’d say she was the only wife that was financially able to take care of herself if she wanted to....Meri I guess if she tried could have, Christine really seemed to want to be a SAHM. Robyn I think would raise her own children, but I really have a hard time seeing her as the communal mom to other people’s small children. I think she’s fine once they’re grown or self-sufficient. I don’t know how much Robyn manipulates things. I’m sure it’s to a certain extent, but honestly how much competition does she really have? Kody will never get over Meri “cheating” on him (I know ironic) but logical or illogical that’s how he sees it. It’s probably more maddening because Meri dances around the emotional cheating part and just acts like the total victim. Janelle is emotionally checked out for whatever reason. She probably never should have gotten married to Kody and stayed living in a tent and fishing. She would have been much happier. Maybe I don’t watch the show enough to understand why, but didnt Kody say at one point he was disgusted by Christine? Which if he meant physically, I don’t understand because none of them are lookers and while a young Kody was imo better-looking than his wives they are all on par with each other now. Christine imo looks the best in this moment. Anyway, if you’re angry at one, the other dreams of living in a tent, and at some point you were disgusted by the third, it’s not surprising to me Kody’s bumpkin ass fell for Robyn. I do think Robyn is the shrewdest of the bunch, but that’s not really saying much. I think Kody thinks he’s very smart and Robyn lets him believe that while feeding him what she wants him to do while making him think it was his idea. I think Kody knows at least subconsciously he fucked up his family since the oldest seem to be running from the hills of polygamy, so he’s trying to give the youngest two a more “normal” lifestyle (mostly one mom and one dad home....with Christine getting the occasional side lay). I’m more curious to see what happens when all the kids age out and it’s just the parents. I see Meri leaving at some point after the show, Janelle living in a yurt in a prairie dog plagued mountainside and Christine living in a She-shed behind Kody and Robyn’s house. I would like a 20 year follow up on these folks.
  8. Sure let’s get the least physically fit people in our family to be “health coaches” while we are at: Tired of your hair looking lifeless and dull? Don’t know how to tame those fussy split ends? For only $19.99/month sign up for “Haircare by Kody”. His hair looks like shit so yours doesn’t have to. Sign up NOW! The first 100 callers will receive ABSOLUTELY FREE a slightly used pair of lawsuit leggings and a My Sister Wives Closet pendant that doubles not only as the ugliest piece of joolery you own, but also as a subway token slug that can be used when the mortgage is due and you need to skip town quick. Call 1-800-CATFISH. Operators are standing by now. *The preceding is not approved by any member of the Brown family nor the person that wrote it. P.S. Dont call 1-800-CATFISH, I have no idea what the number leads to but you could end up with a truckload of bananas and the need to talk about it continuously despite never wanting to hear about it again.
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    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    I get more inspiration reading the back of a cereal box than I do from Janelle.
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    Christine Brown: She Wanted a Family, Not Just the Man

    Are the Angels singing to welcome you to Heaven because you’ve just drop dead from the prairie dog plague? Shouldn’t land covered with a plague be going at a discount rate? I ain’t mad at the prairie dogs, they’re just out there #LivingTheirWhy #BecauseTheyCan like Meri.
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    Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears

    You’d think with the 1000 businesses they run, they’d have at least one with a nice-looking quality product. Just one....but what do I know I’m just over here living my why.
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    Season 10 Spoilers, Speculation and Social Media

    I understand the comparison more now....I do think Kody is narcissistic but find all of them emotionally abusive and/or manipulative towards each other with the possible exception of Christine. The most confusing one to me is Janelle. I didn’t watch this show from the beginning but weren’t Meri, Christine and I think Robyn born into Polygamy? Did they ever explain how Janelle went from Meri’s brother to Kody’s wife? She seems like something is not quite right with her (like dead behind the eyes).
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    Season 10 Spoilers, Speculation and Social Media

    Are you talking about his hair, losing his looks, dead? I don’t care for Kody but from what I read Jan Michael Vincent was a woman beater, so as much of an asshat as Kody is I’m confused by the comparison.
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    Season 10 Spoilers, Speculation and Social Media

    I don’t know anything about this realtor but I always question when Kody doesn’t seem like sleaziest guy in the video. Also, why isn’t Mona their realtor? (I would say Janelle or Christine but I’m trying to be serious)
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    Kody Brown: Part-Time Father, Full-Time Asshat

    I don’t watch the show regularly but wasn’t the premise of moving was to save all this money for their old age, but then Kody is like yeah Flagstaff is way more expensive. Huh?
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