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  1. TurtlePower

    10:09 Kody's Secret Plan

    I'm with you there. I lived in Vegas and thought it was a terrible place to live, for many reasons. It surprised me when the Browns decided to move there. Sure, there are some nicer areas but even those aren't immune to crime, plus you can't stay cooped up in that bubble all the time. The public schools are not good. And it's so hot in summer--unless you have a gym membership (which are always crowded)--you'd better get your cardio in before the sun comes up. And let's not even talk about the grumpy attitudes and traffic--Vegas was listed as one of the most unfriendly cities in the nation. I still live close enough that requires me to go there, plus my job has me fairly close to the area. The crap I see coming out of that city on a daily basis has me grateful to have gotten out of there. Flagstaff may not seem very logical and I think their decision-making frustrations are played up for the cameras. It probably is frustrating to a point, but it's really not a bad place to be. The one-big-house idea is terrible, though.
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    Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears

    Just noticed the lady in the back wearing a Sausage-Arms shirt. It's like it's on purpose, and these women WEAR this hideous shit.
  3. TurtlePower

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    Yeah. I’d have compassion for her situation if it weren’t for her “business”. Out of all the things she could have chosen, “strive” was probably the worst choice possible. The fattest, most lethargic wife becomes a “health coach”?Really? I wonder why she doesn’t do something else she might be good at, still have a business write off and not be humiliated by being an epic fail?
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    Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears

    I thought the same thing, that the shirt would look good on a little kid.
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    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    I just can’t with this lethargic, uninspiring lump. Every day is always the “beginning” for her, she can never move past that. She tries whatever new potion or nutritional “rock star” she googles, probably trying it once and shelving it because it didn’t work in 30 seconds. Janelle is a big fat fraud, despite what her “certification” says.
  6. I get the feeling she isn't concerned with her weight right now, but she has the physique of someone who looks to be in her 40s, not her 20s. As she gets older, it'll become harder for her. Time to quit those sugary brunches to prevent The Creep as she ages (she may not care at this time, but when she goes to throw on some jeans or a shirt she hasn't worn in months and it doesn't fit, the lightbulb may turn on).
  7. So I see next week is the finale episode. Here's to hoping this is the final season of this crap. It's kinda sad, though, that the show took off in the direction it did. I wonder what Whit would say if she were confronted with how she represented on the pilot episode/series versus the circus it quickly became. It's as if Whit became a circus clown--falling down, struggling and performing stupid tricks so the audience could mock her. She certainly isn't a role model for women her size. In fact, she may have done more harm than good with her antics and attitude.
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    Small Talk: About Big People

    Yep. I call it "poo-paws". "Get your poo-paws OFF the counter!"
  9. TurtlePower

    S06.E12: Whitney and Buddy Get Serious

    Yep! Her "look at me", over-the-top antics are those of a person desperate to appear as if she's happy and confident. One day, when this show ends, she's going to disappear and no one is going to pay attention to her, not in a positive way. She doesn't seem to have it in her to organize an actual, professional platform for herself--she relies on production and even then, it's a mockery. In the real world, she won't be able to shriek, bellow, glacier-lick and fake her way through life.
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    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    * "My routines become harder and harder to maintain": YOU DON'T HAVE A ROUTINE! * "It takes me 3 days post travel to quiet my body down again": From what, all the sitting? * "I work to seek out stillness": Yeah, we get it. You're really good at that. It definitely shows by the zero progress you've made with your fitness. Janelle, just quit this "Strive" nonsense. It's apparent you were a bear in a past life and that your only goal is to eat enough so that you can hibernate for long periods of time.
  11. I must have missed this--was it in the regular episode or something that came out later on?
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    S06.E12: Whitney and Buddy Get Serious

    Burn! Cause you never know where those hands have been. She coulda just sniffed her armpit sweat for all he knew.
  13. I'm not religious but, please lord no. Just, no. Let this show die.
  14. So annoying these people are. I had one of those waiting in the airport for a flight. This guy was walking around the area, talking loudly into this phone about "business stuff". Very rude. And guess what, the public doesn't give a shit! No one is going to jump up and be like, "Wow. We gotta roll out the red carpet for this guy." He was an ass in the plane, too. Very entitled, treating the staff like servants. If he has any "friends" it's because they want something or they're afraid of him. Ya know what would be interesting? Seeing how Whitney behaves when there are no cameras around for her to play to. Would she waddle around the airport on her phone, talking loudly about her next "event", annoying everyone? Or, does she really hate her life and try to lay low in the actual world. Sometimes I wonder if the exaggerated obnoxiousness is a cover for closet self-loathing. Confident people don't need to behave as she does.
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    Polyester and spandex. Most synthetic polyesters are not biodegradable.