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  1. hokeypokeyFOIA

    S02.E14: Prison Blues to Wedding Bells

    Matt is a career criminal. I shudder for the woman who marries him and has his kids, that's going to be a hard life alone with very little to show for it. I hope it's not Caitlin who sticks around for him, though I can't say I expect her to have much better judgment with the next man. She's so vulnerable it hurts. What can I say, Lizzie terrified me. She is a pathological liar, world class manipulator, and a sociopath. I say pathological because it seems her default is to put out the lie of convenience first, and then figure out how to fit it into the narrative, which for her is constantly changing depending on where she sees the money coming from next. I see her as someone who comes into any job like gangbusters, bringing in cookies and taking younger ones under her wing, moving into positions of trust only to get handed the keys to things. I hope that woman who "interviewed" her figured out right then and there to keep an eye over her shoulder. Lizzie is someone who deeply scares me because she is like a hawk, constantly looking for new marks. We haven't heard the last of her, legally. My take on her not being happy Scott has a new girlfriend? I suspect it's because she thought, "hot damn, there must have been some money I missed."
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    S02.E10: All Alone

    The baby drawer thing freaked me out! I know they had it when my mom had me - she told me about it. But the way they were slamming the drawer back and forth I got the shivers. The moms were in bed turned away from the nursery window. I got flashes of a nurse reaching in for an infant only to have the door yanked shut on the baby's head or the nurse's hands ...
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    S02.E10: All Alone

    I wouldn't mind the series ending much like Mr. Saturday Night did - that would also be a natural next step. When you're hot you're too busy to realize it, you choose the audience over your family, and sometimes once the audience has left, the family isn't there anymore, either.
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    S04.E09: The Birds & The Bees

    I'm having the weird sense that this might be one of the first shows where the actors playing father and daughter start dating behind the scenes. From my perspective, the actress playing Brianna has a lot more chemistry with Sam Heughan than Caitriona Balfe does.
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    Unanchored

    A shot before 10am every day or 10 more shots before 1pm seems like a really bad idea when you're out on open water, on a boat. I'm surprised these people aren't falling all over themselves, and into each other, just trying to keep their sea legs. Agree with everyone else that it's boring, these people aren't interesting.
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    Bodyguard

    Huh. Just watched the first 3 episodes, taking a comment break. So at first I thought that Julia Montague was being played by the same actress as the lead in Dr. Foster, but it turns out it's not only a different actress, Keeley Hawes, but I realized I recognized her from The Durrells of Corfu. So I had seen her before. Other than that, and thinking for a few moments early on that David's wife looked like Emma Watson, I really like it so far. I just have no idea where they're going with it, since clearly the romance isn't going to work in any facile manner.
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    Maniac

    Note to self and others: do NOT watch this show while high or stoned
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    Dr. Pimple Popper

    I actually thought beard guy went from trying to distract from his skin issues to wanting to show his skin off. He needed a break that I completely understand. I think he wanted to make sure he was going to have a completely different mirror reflection that wouldn't make his eyes always go to that spot, you know?
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    Dr. Pimple Popper

    I used to have a "5lbs of fat" visual aid in my gym ... what I learned is that fat is fluffy and not too dense. A 5lb weight loss looks great because it's a lot by volume. I could see how that was 3lbs, although like you for that much effort I would have been more satisfied if it had been 10lbs. I'm so excited to learn there's more of this on YouTube. It's addicting!
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    S07.E10: Fertile Myrtle

    1. If Matt 1.0 is the father of Amber's baby, this show will have officially blown my mind. That's going to be one interesting situation. Will he do it* to try to find a way back onto the show? Or will it occur to him that this would also put him on the hook for even more child support that he won't/can't pay? I've been so happy to see him exit stage left with such humiliation, but it looks now like we'll have some more months to count. That whole thing he sent Amber about "when you're done with your man your husband is ready to come home" was so creepy and stalker-ish. 2. NuCate also gives me pause. They both need to be really careful around her. PS by "it" I mean demand a paternity test
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    S07.E06: WHAT A RIDE

    The problem with that is they don't have a crystal ball to know how Carly will feel about that later. If they completely break it off, it could come back to haunt them later. Carly's only 8 or 9 right now, but she's just a few years away from turning into a teen who will have a LOT of questions. All these teen mom kids are going to have a ton of questions for their parents. Most parents at least get a pass on their kids having questionable memories of the younger years. Not these kids.
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    S07.E06: WHAT A RIDE

    Don't even take into consideration that Sofia's weird behavior will be on TV and internet forever ... just wrap your mind around knowing your mom's butthole and vag are available to the public for sale.
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    S07.E06: WHAT A RIDE

    I haven't really been paying attention to the OG girls and just caught up on the new season up through last night. I am absolutely flabbergasted that Amber is not only already with another guy, but that they are HAVING A BABY. Sweet Jesus I am glad to have seen Matt get completely dumped, but it did not occur to me at all that Amber could possibly walk so quickly into a potentially even worse situation that will now be almost impossible to get out of once there is a child involved. WHAT. A. MESS. Did Farrah really get fired? I wouldn't mind not seeing her anymore. I can't stand any of them, particularly delusional Deb with her insane-making baby talk. Poor Sofia. She's going to be an even worse teenager than Farrah once she ages and gets some traction on her mom. She's going to treat Farrah just like Farrah treats Deb - like trash. Not that Deb doesn't work my last nerve, too, but wow, is Farrah mean to her or what. And just no with all the hair extensions, botox, belly shirts, trying to dress 30 years too young, and the wedding of the century (her wedding dress has a TRAIN?? REALLY??) where her "fans" have been invited. These are all crazy people and fame is gasoline being poured on the fire. I feel bad for Catelynn. I get this strong vibe that Tyler wants to get at least one more kid out of her before he cuts bait. She looks like his mother and it's only gotten worse every season. Goats, horses, ducks, chickens, dogs, pigs ... don't any of these people ever have a nice cat or something that's not a complete nightmare to take care of? Ryan & Mackenzie's engagement photo shoot was a bad joke. Don't they realize that the point of those things is fooling people into thinking their love is idyllic? We've already been behind the scenes. We can see that the photo shoot is stupidly staged ("we're walking and talking and laughing ...") and we know you held Ryan hostage to get there. Also yes, he's clearly using something again. He was all checked out playing with that truck and Mackenzie was looking at him hard the same way she did in the car. That marriage is going to be a nightmare, but watch her get pregnant by him just so she's stuck to this loser for the rest of her life. On the other hand, she probably deserves it. I won't hate on Maci or Tyler. They're not perfect but I don't think they are terrible parents and Maci is definitely not as bad as the rest of them. That's all I've got ...
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    Season 2: Yes, I Did Watch It All

    Wow, they were actually twin actresses ????? This show doesn't disappoint. I really loved both seasons, I definitely laughed out loud at least a few times each episode. I'm surprised it doesn't seem to have more of a following. I've been recommending it to all my friends.
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    Vice Principals

    I completely agree. Reminds me a lot of The Comeback in this way - 2 seasons were perfect. There were so many times when I just lost it laughing at this show. Ms. Abbott was a hell of a character. I lost it when she released the Tiger, because of course that's what she did. While wearing a wedding dress. Well done, folks.
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