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  1. jcbrown

    Nate And Jeremiah By Design

    I wasn't crazy about this episode the first time it aired. The wife was such a ninny and the husband seemed passive aggressive. People too dim to have floors and a kitchen for 16 years clearly have more issues than can be fixed by a makeover.
  2. jcbrown

    Family Food Showdown

    I agree with your thoughts on "kid" food and mayonnaise. Making a dark roux actually can take hours. When I make gumbo, I make the roux in a low oven for even heat and it takes a couple of hours to get as dark as I want it (the oven just means I don't have to stir all the time). I was surprised at how much I enjoyed the Voltaggio brothers in the latest episode.
  3. jcbrown

    True Tori

    What in the actual hell is wrong with her/them? Stop adding children to your family until you actually figure out how to live as a responsible human, how about that? Tori so clearly needs therapy. And a divorce.
  4. jcbrown

    Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Dreck looks like a serial killer in the pic he is in with her. Squinting, and the shadows around his eyes have shadows. Incompetent as usual, Jilly Muffin. I almost feel sorry for her.
  5. jcbrown

    Masterchef Junior (US)

    Not just you; actually, all of those are also my opinions except I do not yet have a favorite contestant. And wouldn't it hurt a lot to have the backs of your hands and your fingers tattooed?
  6. jcbrown

    Spring Baking Championship

    I agree with everything you said. So chocolate cannot be "spring-y" because it's brown? You must use pastel colors and pastel colors only? So stupid. And I am adopting your moniker "Nancy Fullaherself" for my least favorite judge. So perfect!
  7. jcbrown

    S07.E12: Modern Families

    I read the description above and wondered how we could possibly be close to the finale already. Then I realized that it is indicative of my (lack of) investment in the season that I would have to think HARD to name all the remaining designers. As long as Michelle doesn't win, I honestly do not care who does. Such a dreadful season and so glad the mothership has moved back to Bravo.
  8. jcbrown

    S02.E11: New Beginnings

    The promos that make it look like they are going to kill off Chimney better be mis-direction. He's my favorite character!
  9. jcbrown

    While You Were Out

    I thought this first episode was kind of a hot mess that bore little resemblance to the show I used to watch. I'll give it another shot but I am not encouraged yet. I think the two house gimmick detracts and makes the show too chaotic. And Hildy can take a seat.
  10. jcbrown

    Buddy vs. Duff

    I've never seen Buddy in anything before. What a dick. I agree hate-watching is really the only option.
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    Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    They can't even listen to the song that inspires the name of the "recipe" because they are too narrow-minded and small to listen to actual music and that song has syncopation and a beat so it is clearly of the devil. Kind of sad to promote a "recipe" whose name is a pun and not even know it.
  12. jcbrown

    Family Food Showdown

    I wondered the same thing when I had the same experience. Thanks for the response. Wonder why they switched up the scheduling already? I commented in another thread that I'm not sold on the format of this. I thought the family who won the second episode only did so because they pulled out a dead father story on the last round, whereas the other family won the previous two rounds. Seems like there should be a better way to score this.
  13. jcbrown

    Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Why would this need to cook for 40 minutes when the chicken has already been murdered by boiling it? Disgusting. I agree the proportions are totally off, in addition to the very idea that these ingredients should be combined at all.
  14. jcbrown

    S17.E01: Premiere

    I agree completely and I've also been trying to figure out where the "greasiness" comes from in PRAS. One thing on the current season is no one really seems like they are having a good time. My cats would love it if I bought a dress with cat toys, er, straps hanging down the back like that. But the lack of bra situtaion is an automatic rule-out for me. Not built like a model. I wondered why no one critiqued Frankie for making a blue bodysuit because she was inspired by a photo of someone wearing a blue bodysuit but I guess there was no point in piling on. I'd rather see her cry again than hear more whining from Cavanaugh the Privileged. (A twin bed, the very idea! Bitch.)
  15. jcbrown

    S10.E01: Battle of the Decades

    I know people do the multi-color thing, I guess, but on her I thought it just looked like she had been growing out a color she did not like and was too lazy to get a trim. I hated Carter's frisbees but some of the rest of it turned out okay, I guess. I already lived through 70s decor, however, and have no desire to return to it. And I agree the drapes in the "50s" room would have been better in a color other than burnt orange.