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  1. Alonzo Mosely FBI

    S09.E01: Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy

    Ep title: I get the Lucy Lucy part, what does apple juicy refer to? Please tell me it is PK's nose.
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    S09.E01: Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy

    It has been clarified that the $5k Penalty is if you rehome the dog without going thru VDPD. Still, that is probably why they wanted to keep it quiet because PK didn't have the $5K. Kyle is a teenager. Her reaction at Brandi's son peeing in the bushes was way over the top. It was handled so much better in this ep. I mean what are ya gonna do? 1) hahaha and 2) I think that is ultimately why LVP didn't want to talk about the dog or for it to become a "thing". She is sad and has her hands full. The goddamn pretentious way Kyle said "C. Thomas Howell". Maybe he is called C. Thomas as his first name? Only a starfucker like Kyle would refer to him by that name if he goes by a nickname. And maybe he doesn't. I don't know but Vyle is awful. Grow up. edit? I answered my own question https://criminalminds.fandom.com/wiki/C._Thomas_Howell known as "CT" or "Tommy" . She could have said I knew Charlie Sheen when he was running with my boyfriend Tommy. NO. She had to make sure we knew she is Hollywood Royalty.
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    S09.E01: Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy

    I have to disagree, that scene in Wild Things is for sure Denise’s claim to fame ! Far surpasses Charlie !
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    S09.E01: Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy

    Goats shit EVERYWHERE, continuously. Gross gross gross. But such a novelty BH thing to do. Probably a hundred bucks per person for that class! I cannot believe Kyle cut her hair before LVP. Kyle looks great with the haircut. LVP loves to play cat and mouse with Kyle. Kyle however, is a teenager. LVP is a mess cuz of her brother and Kyle is not capable of being a good friend. It all about Kyle’s stuck on witch mountain emotional age. I LOVE Denise . She is HOT and crazy. Crazy In A Good Way. She is effortlessly natural and sexy I was cracking up when Dorit showed up at Rinnas in that completely thirsty overdone outfit and crimped hair. Dorit you are NO Denise Richards, girl, back it up. Doritos dog left VDP dogs with a CONTRACT saying the dog could not be rehomed by Dorito it had to go back to VDP dogs, this did not work out well when Ellen Degeneres did it, rehoming her shelter dog years back. I lost ALL respect for Ellen when she cried crocodile tears and tried to play all innocent . Dorito is too stupid to know how it works and Lisa knows Dorito is too stupid and Lisa doesn’t want to deal with dumb Doritos low IQ while Lisa is grieving so she is choosing to forgive her. Teddi knows how bad it is too because people do this with horses ALL the time. And Teddi is a horse girl. What Dorito did is BAD for Lisa’s shelter efforts and undermines VDP Dogs reputation . Lisa set down PK and Dorito PERFECTLY. Spot on. PK in his floppy man tits t shirt at dinner. Dorito with one boob just one,oozing out of her bandeau top. Gawd I hate those dummy posers.
  5. Alonzo Mosely FBI

    S10:03 Kody Wants Out

    Omg no pun intended how can they afford all of this! ? !
  6. Alonzo Mosely FBI

    Bethenny Frankel: Skinny Girl

    There is not doubt in my mind that her anxiety is in a crazy spiral of worrying about her own mortality. There is the overdose of her boyfriend, and the fear and worry of leaving this earth and Brynn only having "those people" from Hazelton. She is a ridiculous exaggerator so her anxiety has grown the story into a monster naturally there is NO way it's true as she tells it. I am only surprised in her restraint in not blaming Jason for intentional poisonization. Next, food tasters if she does not have them already. The Skinnygirl will have some expendable Fatgirl with a fish allergy that no one will miss because she isn't worthy because she isn't skinny. Hate the B. #sorrynotsorry #lovedthefishpuns
  7. Alonzo Mosely FBI

    S06.E15: Shame Cocoon

    EXACTLLLLYYYYY! Krystal was a special kind of bitch I can only imagine what she did, someone needs to bring it. I bet Rhylee knows. We, you know, the royal "we" need to tweet her and ask.
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    S09.E13: Camels, Cabo & Catfights

    Wow! That's wild!
  9. Alonzo Mosely FBI

    S09.E13: Camels, Cabo & Catfights

    I am STILL chuckling at that scene in the conch shack wJoe Gorga stepping in to prevent the other Joe from getting his lights punched out by Marty. Joe G did it with such likability and charm, quick on his feet... The huge bouncer who held back crazy Danielle had a kojak lollipop in his mouth the whole time. Skills. I don't hate Jennifer. Hear me out. She has the dough and clout to back up that insane house and lifestyle. These NJ bitches needed to be reminded what actual bonafide new money is. Mean drunk? Yeah. But a timely addition. Best NJ has been in years. Melissa is right. Kids are off limits. She was firm and stuck to her message. Oh and camels ? In Mexico?? Dumb. Poor things.
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    Trials and Tribulations of Juicy and Tre...

    haha right on! Sounds like my mother and your mother would get along nicely!
  11. Alonzo Mosely FBI

    Real Housewives in the Media

    Dejayyyy-vous hahaha never change Ramona!!
  12. Alonzo Mosely FBI

    S06.E16: Au Revoir!

    What girl what? Didn't eat her eggs Benedict? What a c***
  13. Alonzo Mosely FBI

    Real Housewives in the Media

    Did that bitch Frankel just accuse Luann of too much self promotion ? Hahahahahahaha life is not a cabaret ? Yeah well being skinny doesn’t give one value as a girl or a woman. Hate her. And it ain’t even March 6th . Can’t wait. I love what Jill brings to this show her perky busybody yenta self has been missed. Folks she gave us the phrase PP the family vaaan of RHONY!
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    S06.E15: Shame Cocoon

    Love the tea on Ross and the Bitch Primary/ WWHL scoopage. You're up a rung with me Rhylee!
  15. Alonzo Mosely FBI

    S06.E15: Shame Cocoon

    Agree, but he does make for an interesting character for this show, his accent, his island vibe, emaciated Vegan, Zen yoga thing- he is like a boutique hotel- perfect in a small setting and on a chartered yacht. The wealthy pay for that pastiche, good food isn't enough it's the exclusivity and the added character they eat it up. Would they rather that nice Canadian chef whose name I don't remember or this cat on their yacht- if the cooking skills were equal they would pick Adrien every time for the backstory. HOWEVER..... His creeper horn dog, unwelcome sexual innuendo has no place anywhere there. Part of his problem, I think is he is immature and didn't grow up with a lot of boundaries. What he says to Laura is not OK and should be stepped on by Cap.
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