BookThief

G is for (your) Grandmother and DJ are at your door!

B is for Belle of the ball which Crystal said Roseanne would be in the dress she brought for her to borrow--Roseanne would rather wear the bag.

Y is for "You've Really Got a Hold on Me" which Bonnie belted out in a particularly good mother's day episode.

D is for dirty dancing like they did in that movie, Lawrence of Arabia.

A is for Andy Rooney, whom Blanche could have had and who wouldn't have put her through dealing with an infidelity (allegedly).

T is for the Telephone book Sophia sat on when she was driving the ladies' cars. It's still warm!

Z is for Zesty, which is one of the adjectives Holly used to describe Sophia since she felt she already knew her. Sophia's description of Holly was less flattering.

Q is for quiet, which Rose's boyfriend Al said he was, ahem, in the bedroom. Then he died in her bed. Burn down the house.

L is for the Lemonade Dorothy never gave Marvin once it was discovered Sarah was his wife, not his sister.

I is for Blanche's "I'm the biggest slut", though it turns out Rose is *the* slut. The slut is dead, long live the slut!

C is for the churn tampering that took Rose out of competition for Butter Queen.

W is for "WHAT are we talking about this--God and heaven and everything? It's Christmas!"

U is for Ugly, which I feel like Dorothy got called way more than anyone else. "Jealousy is an ugly thing, Dorothy...and so are you in anything backless." Blech.

O is for Oofdah! a sort of Scandinavian-esque congratulatory word that they say to Rose after Mr. Immerhoffer was found in a closet, disqualifying Emma Immerhoffer from St. Olaf's Woman of the Year.

Same here. Hallelujah!