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  1. FlowerofCarnage

    Kailyn: Kail Smash!

    Imagine telling your employers to kiss your and still expect to have a job? As cliche as it sounds, time to pull the plug. See how many people care about her over-priced Hempz shampoo, podcast and or your sad love life six months from now!
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    Kailyn: Kail Smash!

    Because MTV knows that building a house doesn't make for interesting TV. You making a fool out of yourself, posing for failed thirst trap photos does.
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    Kailyn: Kail Smash!

    Looks like she is wearing a cod piece over her pants. Outfit inspired by the lead singer of Cameo( popular 80's R&B band for you youngins who may not know who they are)
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    S09.E10: This Can Go One of Two Ways

    Due to my line of work, I've seen enough birth certificates issued in PR to know that Brianna's name is most like Briana Soto-DeJesus. It's a cultural thing to have both parents last names with the mother's name being last so Briana going by DeJesus is technically going by her last name. @Dance4Life can probably explain it better than I can.
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    S09.E10: This Can Go One of Two Ways

    The same could be said for about 75% of the cast.
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    S09.E10: This Can Go One of Two Ways

    I take back what I said about Netflix and Chill; it sounds like the situation is more like Kail taking Lux to see Chris and hanging around like a homeless puppy looking for shelter. Furthermore, you would think she doesn't watch her own show. No amount of trap babies is going to make a fuccboi want to play house! If Chris didn't buckle down and commit when Typhoid Lux was born, not to mention Kail jumping through hoops to make herself sexually available to him, he isn't going to now! ETA: the only redeeming thing about this entire Andrew storyline is that Jace is not directly involved in it. Andrew had no intentions of ever meeting Jace and Barb had no intention of letting it happen.
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    S09.E10: This Can Go One of Two Ways

    I hope Barb was able to enjoy her trip to NYC. Spending time at a guy's place doesn't equal a relationship. It's called Netflix and chill. Also, that text was intentional like in how Tristan Thompson kissed Jordyn Woods to try to get rid of KHLOE Kardashian once and for all intentional. And don't get me started on how inviting Chris Lopez and his family to a Lincoln's is doing the absolute most; his aunt had this "what the fuck am I doing here" look on her face. I know this sounds horrible but given Adam's drug addiction, it's only a matter of time before Cole can adopt Aubree , free and clear. They need to stop forcing the issue. Where has Andrew's family been for the past 9 years? Good for the Brujas for pointing out that Latinos can be black.
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    Kailyn: Kail Smash!

    27 with 3 kids by 3 different men!
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    Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

    Ensley turned 2 in January.
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    Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

    I think Ensley edges out Lux because her face looks like it's melting while Lux just looks like a 45 year old Dominican man suffering from an endocrine disorder. Yep, I am going to hell, too!
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    Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

    Such model material!
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    S09.E09: Momster Mash

    There is hope for Gracie yet. Who would have thought that the child that everyone pegged as repeating the cycle has enough sense to not want to end up like her mother. Lol I want to root for Lauren because that not catering to Kail's line was great but the follow up was terrible. If she cares about how she comes off on TV, she would give neutral answers regarding Kail and let Kail hang herself when she inevitably Hulk's out over the latest perceived slight from Javi. It seems like Briana's children are always in the hospital for something. Also, I can smell the sebum build up from Briana's greasy mane through my screen. The fallout from Lurch being fired continues with the BS Andrew storyline. I hope Jace never sees these episodes . I mean, how low do you have to go for a storyline to dig up Andrew and have him feigned interest in seeing Jace?
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    S09.E08: Cold War

    Showing up for filming looking like the Unibomber...trying to keep her face down as much as possible? Yep! I agree that Jenelle needed emergency sinus surgery as a result of Lurch punching her in the face.
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    S09.E08: Cold War

    Never go against the family in public, Vee! Notice how Vee told the producer that Jo has ask Kail several times to drop the order so why is she so mad at Jo for having to take drastic measures? I know Vee wants to keep the peace but come on, Kail failed to honor her word.
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    S09.E08: Cold War

    This "How is Adam going to disappoint Aubree this week" storyline really makes me uncomfortable. I doubt ViVi carees if you buy her a Christmas present, Kail. Not to mention, I think Jo and Vee would secretly love it if communication was kept to strictly about Isaac.
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