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nightmeri

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  1. I hope someone can answer this as well as it always perplexed me. When spouses separate is the wife no longer called? Do sons get their own planets and do daughters go to their husbands? Kody’s planet could potentially be populated by Christine (I know this is a stretch, bare with me) as Robyn and Jennelle had other husbands and Mary is divorced/might leave. No wonder he and Christine are so cuddly lately: practicing for the afterlife
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    The Snowdens

    I can’t believe I am going to say something positive about Dimitri but here goes: we have been commenting about the other husbands waiting to “hear the call” until after a few years of marriage and several kids. At that point wife number one feels “stuck” or afraid to leave. At least dumbass was upfront with Assley all along. And that is the only positive I can come up with...oh wait, he has nice teeth, no trampoline accidents yet ...so two positives
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    Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Two things: I don’t think up close and personal means what Derelict thinks it means. When observing court, it is not personal in any way I laughed out loud at the gift bag or sign or whatever that said “Hooray” for Derelict’s sad little party. Maybe Jill has moved on and will now only say hooray. Or she is preggers and Yay and Sam have a new brother coming named hooray. Or, my NyQuil is kicking in and everything is funny
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    Robyn Brown: Her Sisterwives Have a Closet!

    Y’all I hate Sobbin Robin with the intensity of a thousand burning suns and I love nothing more than the theory of her stealthily uprooting an entire family for Dayton but I also worked as a higher ed admin for twenty years. It is entirely possibly that Dayton applied to several schools in the early fall, submitted a FAFSA in January or February which included several schools and even deposited to UNLV and one or more other schools in May and then finally decided on Flagstaff in July. Happens all the time #dontshootthemessenger #tryingtolivemybestlife #nocluewhyIhaveashittogiveaboutthesegrifters
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    The Snowdens

    I am going to say one more thing about the detox and then I need to let it go. Ashley is not only controlling the intimacy, she is making it very clinical. All her pseudo science helps to remove (she hopes) any passion from the equation She wins the stealth award
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    The Snowdens

    https://snowdenuniverse.com Someone uncovered this on reddit. It’s all of the companies the Snowdens have created together. Excuse me it’s the UNIVERSE they have created together. Geniuses
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    The Snowdens

    Dear Vanessa, Congratulations! You have succeeded with the detox diet and now you have taken the first step towards orgasm! Once you have completed this list you will be able to have your one night with Dimitri, where all of your dreams come true! Please work through this list in numerical order - from number one through the other numbers until you are through. 1. ) Before sharing a bed with Dimitri you must have bed sheets of a puce hue, NO LESS THAN 1200 THREAD COUNT! - blessed by a 17 Tibetan monks chanting "om" at the base of Mt. Everest. 2. ) You must find a chunk of Amergris no less than 6" in circumference. (Basically, ambergris is the vomit of sperm whales. Scientists found a chemical in whale bile, ambrein, makes rats crave sexual activity. ) 3.) You must be my mother's slave (Mama Donna) for one full calendar year so that she will accept you as a new wife in our family. This includes all cleaning, cooking, laundry, car repairs, house painting, fence building, concrete laying, and any other assorted tasks that may be presented. If you perform at a high level: At the end of one year, submit the blessed (unused) bed sheets, the amergris and your 69 page completed application (including your 19,782 word essay on "Why I deserve a boink with Dimitri" to our P.O. box address which you should already have in your possession. Please refer to page 872 in your "Snowden Family Polygamy Handbook" if you haven't memorized the address already. 4.) While your application and essay are being reviewed and approved, you will reside in our residence and provide child care, hair styling, meal preparation and house cleaning. You will prostrate yourself whenever Dimitri or I (Ashley) enter the room. 5.) If you have any spare time at all, you will spend it searching for new potential sister wives. 6.) You will submit a $180,309 non-refundable application fee. @Kyanight please sit at my lunch table forever! I loved all of this but could see number 6 being a reality with these scam artists. In my secret life I am a writer and the Snowdens and your snarky take on them may inspire a dark fantasy book lol
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    The Snowdens

    Uhmmm I am just going to leave this here https://www-intouchweekly-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.intouchweekly.com/posts/seeking-sister-wife-ashley-tells-vanessa-to-do-detox-diet-before-sex/amp/?amp_js_v=0.1#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From %1%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.intouchweekly.com%2Fposts%2Fseeking-sister-wife-ashley-tells-vanessa-to-do-detox-diet-before-sex%2F detox diet before sex will be approved
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    Kourtney

    I am so tired of these sisters and their highly sexual poses with each other. I am an only child but I don’t know any siblings who would be comfortable posing suggestively with each other. I am not a prude or pearl clutcher I just find it obnoxious
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    The Snowdens

    @Kyanight I had your sane thoughts/questions lol blame Meri Brown for my name. I literally had a nightmare I was her and married to Kody!
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    The Snowdens

    https://www.reddit.com/r/seekingsisterwifetlc/comments/albi9s/dimitris_previous_marriage_rap_sheet/ on reddit there is a discussion of Dimitri being married prior to his relationship with Ashley. There seems to be some overlap (while he was fixing her computer and flirting with her, he was married and probably married while they were first together). Would love to hear from the first and only legal wife
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    Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    She is telling us the wind is blowing the back of her shirt so we don’t ask if she is pregnant (because it is hanging funny). Well played Jill. That actually shows awareness. Or, like a Duggar she is lying
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    The Lonely Js Club: Jana, Jedidiah, Jeremiah and Jason

    More than that isn’t Jana involved in their daily activities? And aren’t the girls shepherded together to keep them safe from wolves like Smuggar? They not only do nothing all day, they do nothing TOGETHER. What on earth can they “catch up” on? Maybe they practice explaining their favorite Bible verses for when the courting days arrive (for the young girls, not Jana)
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    S03.E09: Chapter Forty-Four: No Exit

    My fantasy for the show is that Archie becomes a red-headed were-bear. Every full moon he turns into a bear and terrorizes Riverdale and seeks revenge on wrongdoings but doesn’t remember any of it after. It’s no worse an idea than many we have seen so far
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    The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    What in the name of creamed soup casserole is going on in the second pic Jinger posted? The one of the three boys and JD giving the Heil sign?
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