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Suzy Rhapsody

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  1. Suzy Rhapsody

    S02.E09: It's Getting Steamy Up in Here!

    They fell asleep at the switch at TLC. They’re as bored by this shit as we are.
  2. Suzy Rhapsody

    S02.E09: It's Getting Steamy Up in Here!

    I feel like Ashley lives her life according to whatever is highlighted on Gwenyth Paltrow’s Goop website (i.e. every fly-by-night, overpriced, bullshit “beauty” treatment under the sun).
  3. Suzy Rhapsody

    S02.E09: It's Getting Steamy Up in Here!

    Okay, this is just gross now. Ashley is waaaaay too involved in preparing this poor woman to finally receive “The D.”
  4. Suzy Rhapsody

    Season 10 Live Chat Thread

    Okay, what am I missing here? Aspyn got married and is presumably starting a new life with her husband. Why is she so bent out of shape that her family is moving elsewhere (when SHE planned to move to Utah in a year)? They have a right to do that, just as she does. Time to leave the nest and spread those wings, baby bird.
  5. Suzy Rhapsody

    Season 10 Live Chat Thread

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that. I would be tremendously skeeved out by a doctor who just saw my teen daughter shirtless while getting an x-ray, then commented on her beauty, asking me if I have my shotgun ready. Just no.
  6. Suzy Rhapsody

    Season 10 Live Chat Thread

    Oh, good grief, Christine. You’re not Roman Polanski, effectively exiled to a distant land because you’ll be arrested the moment you step foot on the “shores” of Utah. Ugh.
  7. Suzy Rhapsody

    Season 10 Live Chat Thread

    Bless this child’s heart. She actually thinks her asshole father will be upset with her if her curvature has intensified. Wow.
  8. Suzy Rhapsody

    Season 10 Live Chat Thread

    Aren’t you supposed to bury a time capsule for a little longer than five stinking years?! I have bras older than five years.
  9. Suzy Rhapsody

    Season 10 Live Chat Thread

    My God, imagine living across the street or next door to these people. You’d lose your mind.
  10. Suzy Rhapsody

    Season 10 Live Chat Thread

    Wow, just when I think the Kodester can’t look any more ridiculous, he cranks the Douchemeter up to 11 by pairing his hair and goatee with a flowery Hawaiian shirt. My ass-kicking foot is throbbing, folks. Throbbing.
  11. Suzy Rhapsody

    Season 10 Live Chat Thread

    Fewer square feet for Meri than the other “wives.” HERE WE FUCKING GO, PEOPLE. The Battle of the Wet Bar, Part Two.
  12. Suzy Rhapsody

    Season 10 Live Chat Thread

    Oh, what’s the big dill? (Sorry, haha.)
  13. Suzy Rhapsody

    Season 10 Live Chat Thread

    Oh, Christine. Honey. If seeing your name listed as a single woman on a form is what it takes to make you realize that you’re being fucked over . . . I really don’t know what to say!
  14. Suzy Rhapsody

    S06.E12: Whitney and Buddy Get Serious

    Oh, God. They’re kissing. I am just totally disgusted now. I truly don’t understand what is entertaining about this show. It makes me sad more than anything else. Blah.
  15. Suzy Rhapsody

    S06.E12: Whitney and Buddy Get Serious

    Good grief, can this woman never wear a shirt in public? I cannot imagine walking around in a crop top or her ever-present sports bra at her size.
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