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  1. basiltherat

    In Memoriam: Celebrity Deaths

    Howitzer entered into mainstream pop culture when Johnny Carson did his "David Howitzer" sketches. While we're in the Wayback Machine, RIP Peter Tork. The Monkees were my preteen band of choice because I wasn't cool enough for the Beatles (or was I???)
  2. J. T., I know you're supposed to be dead, but at least SHAVE before you come back to us.
  3. Mal must have written a SHITLOAD of crap that it's gonna take two months to get to the (hopefully) good stuff. There has been a purge (Nate) and an un-purge (Paul).
  4. basiltherat

    S01.E16: Estimated Time of Departure

    Heh, heh, heh, Show, I see what you did there -- giving us an end date of five years, which, just coincidentally, is the duration of your wished-for end line. My my, we sure have an inflated sense of our value to the network. As soon as Saanvi's colleague referred his therapist to her and said SHE helped him, I knew it was the major. And when Grace got sick, I knew she was preggers. AM I EXPERIENCING CALLINGS? Callings which, n fact, are as nebulous as those emanating from Craphole Island!
  5. basiltherat

    Rotting Y&R: The Spoiler Thread

    Her brain . . her soul . . . her acting ability . . . oh, damn, her earrings! No mystery there, Mia miah, you ain't getting' no stubble from the stubble brudders once they figure out you dunnit. Oh, the heaving bazooms! The Genoa City jailhouse ain't big enough to hold all these bad, bad wimmens. Maybe they'll build a new women's prison and Lily can transfer back so the twins can bunk with her, and Cane can continue to stew in his own prunes and ignore Sam (who dat?) Oh, and WhyIsNate better not put his cursed hand on our Heroine Lola the Pure! Or you may be written off . . oh, oops, sorry!
  6. basiltherat

    Getting To Genoa You : Y&R Daily Chat

    Fifty Shades of Stubble!
  7. basiltherat

    S16. E13. She

    Well, do you think SENIOR could keep a secret?!
  8. Thanks for BURYING THE LEAD, Patsy! 😉
  9. basiltherat

    S16. E13. She

    Even Ziva didn't trust Bishop to read the damned letter and had to do it herself! Waa waa waa, BISH
  10. basiltherat

    Getting To Genoa You : Y&R Daily Chat

    Hmm, I see in my handbook "Soap Writing for Dummies" (written by Mal) that Our Virtuous Heroine Lola espies the Scarlet Woman macking on the Cherished Boy and she will, I predict, drive Stubbly Brudder Arturrrro's Sacred Truck into a tree, a mountain, or the side of the strip mall containing Rexx Rugzs itself. She will then be taken to the hospital (to no doubt be "treated" and killed by WhyIsNate himself) where Zaftig Mia is waiting for Arturrrro because she had an GPS tracker on his truck--er. Much gnashing of teeth and rolling of Rs ensues as Mia high-tails it to Blondie Bi-polar Sharon's cabin where she just knows Captain Cop Rey is tasting Sharon's coffee. , ,
  11. basiltherat

    Getting To Genoa You : Y&R Daily Chat

    A special Emmy should be awarded to Mia's bustenhalter in the category Best Supporting. I kept hearing this song in my head: "Free, free, set them free .. . . free, free, set them free"
  12. basiltherat

    S01.E15: Hard Landing

    I hate to keep bringing up Lost, but the "wolf" is the exact kind of painful-to-look-at semi-imaginary creature that populated Craphole Island. Why was Griff either sunburned or windburned? He should be all pruned up! Also, his "bomb" in Times Square seemed barely powerful enough to blow up that hot dog cart.
  13. basiltherat

    Getting To Genoa You : Y&R Daily Chat

    Close proximity to Dummer makes Kyle, well, dumber. Today, we were treated to THREE boobs -- Summer's boobs and Fen!
  14. basiltherat

    S01.E14: Upgrade

    I think the driver "wolfman" was supposed to mean a wolf in sheep's clothing (someone mentioned that analogy) as in don't trust the undead driver. Have we seen the religion guy before? I guess I'm getting bored with Show enough not to pay attention. He was sure raking in the dough! "Upgrade' may refer to Michaela's trading in Jared for Zeke!
  15. basiltherat

    Memorable Products: As Seen on Shark Tank

    Ring would also be useful in preventing/memorializing package thieves and thus negate the need for that lock box that someone else was pitching. Then you wouldn't need to put up a separate security camera.