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16 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Why does Lindsay hate bras so much?

Maybe bras hate Lindsay?

Although, if I had to guess, it would be that eye makeup is what loathes Lindsay.....

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Well, prostitution seems pretty on brand.........

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On 1/9/2019 at 11:17 AM, oakville said:

I was shocked that Brent was  being instructed by Panos to do whatever it takes to keep the female  VIP client happy. 

Would Panos force one of the female Ambassadors to do the same thing for male clients? 

Thats very sketchy.

I wanted to see more of Lindsay in Mykonos.

I was so embarrassed by that behavior.  In the real world couldn't Panos be charged with something for making an employee do that.

And how fortunate that she was attractive, what if she was unattractive or very, very very old or a man, would he still be expected to kiss the VIP client.

This was just so beyond unprofessional and that is what's lacking in a lot of busineses.

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16 minutes ago, GracieK said:

Rumors are that this beach club was shut down because it was a front for prostitution.  Not sure if that is why, but according to this one article, it definitely seems shut down and abandoned, not just closed for the off season.  Signage was removed and it doesn't appear to be winterized.  Someone abandoned a fish tank full of live fish...

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/is-lindsay-lohans-beach-club-real-and-how-are-the-reviews.html/

I'm not following Lidnsay on the talk show circuit, but has she said anything about it being closed down or does she still play it off as its a successful business.

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8 minutes ago, GordonGartrelle said:

I'm not following Lidnsay on the talk show circuit, but has she said anything about it being closed down or does she still play it off as its a successful business.

Oh she's definitely playing it like it's still a successful business.  According to the website and the note on Trip Advisor, they are closed for the season and will be re-opening May 2019, but they probably have to state that so people won't lose interest in the reality show.  One reviewer on trip advisor notes..

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Nottingham, United Kingdom

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Reviewed October 4, 2018 via mobile

Closed down??

Unsure as whether this has closed down for the season or for good? We went down on a quad and it was just a shell of a place. Empty bar and all that remained was a fish tank which I hope someone is looking after the fish that are inside?

Don’t recommend going down there is you are heading to Mykonos in the next couple of weeks.

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Date of visit: October 2018

 

And it's weird that the signage was removed...

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Here's another interesting piece of gossip... she was engaged to that Russian millionaire whom she claims was abusive (she cites in the show that she opened this particular club because he had hit her on that beach and this is her way of "taking it back").  Anyway, she had refused to give back that huge emerald engagement ring he gave her and she was running around telling anyone who would listen that she was not giving it back.  Then one day, she loses that finger in a "boating accident" and the subject of the ring went away.. many speculate that he and/or his Russian mob connections made sure to get it back.  Not sure how they repaired the finger, but she does hide it.. like e.g. with a glove on in this instagram video..

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32 minutes ago, GracieK said:

Here's another interesting piece of gossip... she was engaged to that Russian millionaire whom she claims was abusive (she cites in the show that she opened this particular club because he had hit her on that beach and this is her way of "taking it back").  Anyway, she had refused to give back that huge emerald engagement ring he gave her and she was running around telling anyone who would listen that she was not giving it back.  Then one day, she loses that finger in a "boating accident" and the subject of the ring went away.. many speculate that he and/or his Russian mob connections made sure to get it back.  Not sure how they repaired the finger, but she does hide it.. like e.g. with a glove on in this instagram video..

She is totally going to be reason they bring back "Behind the Music".

Her normal stories make the typical crazy celebrity stories seem banal.  

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3 hours ago, FlyingEgret said:

Why does Lindsay hate bras so much?

She really had it out for the Blue-haired girl and her bra, didn't she?  Yeah the girl was talking a lot and doing the most, but you showed up at their house during their down time.  If Lindsay wanted her to cover up, she should have said so instead of sending her passive aggressive digs throughout their conversation.  I mean, blue/pink-hair girl was hella-annoying (I kinda like her though), but she didn't deserve that from her employer.  Although, I almost fell off the couch laughing when she said, "As the only black person here....," cut to the camera panning to the other black girl ambassador.  LMAO.  I have a feeling she uses that statement a lot to get sympathy from her white coworkers/friends.  

29 minutes ago, GracieK said:

Here's another interesting piece of gossip... she was engaged to that Russian millionaire whom she claims was abusive (she cites in the show that she opened this particular club because he had hit her on that beach and this is her way of "taking it back".  Anyway, she had refused to give back that huge emerald engagement ring he had given her and she was running around telling anyone who would listen that she was not giving it back.  Then one day, she loses that finger in a "boating accident" and the subject of the ring went away.. many speculate that he and/or his Russian mob connections made sure to get it back.  Not sure how they repaired the finger, but she does hide it.. like e.g. with a glove on in this instagram video..

Me while reading the real reason for her finger "accident":

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10 hours ago, luckyroll3 said:

She really had it out for the Blue-haired girl and her bra, didn't she?  Yeah the girl was talking a lot and doing the most, but you showed up at their house during their down time.  If Lindsay wanted her to cover up, she should have said so instead of sending her passive aggressive digs throughout their conversation.  I mean, blue/pink-hair girl was hella-annoying (I kinda like her though), but she didn't deserve that from her employer.  Although, I almost fell off the couch laughing when she said, "As the only black person here....," cut to the camera panning to the other black girl ambassador.  LMAO.  I have a feeling she uses that statement a lot to get sympathy from her white coworkers/friends.  

Me while reading the real reason for her finger "accident":

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10 hours ago, luckyroll3 said:

She really had it out for the Blue-haired girl and her bra, didn't she?  Yeah the girl was talking a lot and doing the most, but you showed up at their house during their down time.  If Lindsay wanted her to cover up, she should have said so instead of sending her passive aggressive digs throughout their conversation.  I mean, blue/pink-hair girl was hella-annoying (I kinda like her though), but she didn't deserve that from her employer.  Although, I almost fell off the couch laughing when she said, "As the only black person here....," cut to the camera panning to the other black girl ambassador.  LMAO.  I have a feeling she uses that statement a lot to get sympathy from her white coworkers/friends.  

Me while reading the real reason for her finger "accident":

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She really had it out for the Blue-haired girl and her bra, didn't she?  Yeah the girl was talking a lot and doing the most, but you showed up at their house during their down time. 

aside from the bra situation, which i hope in any other meeting with your boss, blue haired girl would have gone inside and put on a shirt.  I think Lindsay was trying to figure out who the cool kids were based on how they got drunk.  Alright.......I hate this show, but damn it I will watch.

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Okay, watching the "Meet the Staff" segment--Brent is a shitty, straight up misogynist. He brags about being called "The Waitress Slayer" because (according to him) he "sleeps with all the waitresses." And even more vile, he says he does this to prove that "women have no loyalty to each other," that "they are worse than guys."

Dude, I hope you get an STD and your dick falls off. I'm done with this show.

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Wow. I so have no interest in "brand ambassador" (aka aspiring actors/actresses) drama. I came for Lohan on-brand drama not some simpletons who want to sell $600 bottles of well vodka to stupid rich people.

I am loving the idea that Lindsay thinks she's some sort of "boss" by virtue of barely reading overblown resumes of people MTV has already pre-hired. I mean, really. She doesn't own that place—she loans it her name. It's kinda like Ronald McDonald barging into the local McDonald's franchise and demanding to be part of the 3pm-5pm open interview process. 

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6 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

It's kinda like Ronald McDonald barging into the local McDonald's franchise and demanding to be part of the 3pm-5pm open interview process. 

 

This visual made me bust out laughing at work. Fortunately, I don't have anyone around me so they don't think I am a crazy person.

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11 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Wow. I so have no interest in "brand ambassador" (aka aspiring actors/actresses) drama. I came for Lohan on-brand drama not some simpletons who want to sell $600 bottles of well vodka to stupid rich people.

I am loving the idea that Lindsay thinks she's some sort of "boss" by virtue of barely reading overblown resumes of people MTV has already pre-hired. I mean, really. She doesn't own that place—she loans it her name. It's kinda like Ronald McDonald barging into the local McDonald's franchise and demanding to be part of the 3pm-5pm open interview process. 

It's strange that Lindsay was not involved in the hiring of the brand ambassadors. She was eager to start firing staff, yet wouldn't MTV have a say in the replacements?

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On 1/9/2019 at 11:52 AM, sleepyjean said:

(2) She has more control over the beach club show than the OWN show, because the OWN show had a director (and she claims she wasn't told about that ahead of time). The implication being that's the reason why she came off horribly.

 

On 1/11/2019 at 9:33 AM, GracieK said:

Anyway, she had refused to give back that huge emerald engagement ring he gave her and she was running around telling anyone who would listen that she was not giving it back.  Then one day, she loses that finger in a "boating accident" and the subject of the ring went away.. many speculate that he and/or his Russian mob connections made sure to get it back.  Not sure how they repaired the finger, but she does hide it.. like e.g. with a glove on in this instagram video..

Lindsay is a huge pridurok*. There are two powers you NEVER piss off - Oprah & the Russian Mob/Russian oligarchs with mob connections.  

*Moron in Russian. 

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7 hours ago, Darva6 said:

This visual made me bust out laughing at work. Fortunately, I don't have anyone around me so they don't think I am a crazy person.

LOL, me too.  

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On 1/9/2019 at 11:17 AM, oakville said:

I was shocked that Brent was  being instructed by Panos to do whatever it takes to keep the female  VIP client happy. 

Would Panos force one of the female Ambassadors to do the same thing for male clients? 

Thats very sketchy.

I wanted to see more of Lindsay in Mykonos.

Of course. That’s the whole point. That’s what they’re there for, even if some of them don’t get it fully.

On 1/11/2019 at 8:20 AM, GracieK said:

Rumors are that this beach club was shut down because it was a front for prostitution.  Not sure if that is why, but according to this one article, it definitely seems shut down and abandoned, not just closed for the off season.  Signage was removed and it doesn't appear to be winterized.  Someone abandoned a fish tank full of live fish...

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/is-lindsay-lohans-beach-club-real-and-how-are-the-reviews.html/

Makes sense to me. It seemed like the “Ambassadors” were being groomed for prostitution in the episode.

On 1/11/2019 at 8:32 AM, GordonGartrelle said:

I was so embarrassed by that behavior.  In the real world couldn't Panos be charged with something for making an employee do that.

And how fortunate that she was attractive, what if she was unattractive or very, very very old or a man, would he still be expected to kiss the VIP client.

This was just so beyond unprofessional and that is what's lacking in a lot of busineses.

It depends on what the laws are in Greece - they’re not in the US so they don’t have to worry about American laws. They seem to be being pretty upfront about what is expected with the clients which makes me think Greece doesn’t have laws to protect employees from such situations. It’s all very prostitution/escort adjacent at best, IMO. And apparently Lindsay knows her way around that scene...

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I loved that Brent was exposed for what he really is.  An insecure little boy.  I've developed a very good eyeroll for people like this.

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Guys!  I'm so happy there's a thread for this abomination of a show!  I haven't watched it yet, but did have the "meet the ambassadors" episode playing in the background one day.  All I could think was, "I don't want to know any of these people in real life!"  I assume one of the reasons these people were cast is to edit Lindsay as the wise, measured elder (who's allegedly not that old) and bosslady, in comparison to these fools and their antics.

And regarding "the Lohan brand," I think Lindsay believes she's managing it well because she's comparing it to what her mom tried to do a while ago (google tells me 2010) with her own line of shoes.  Dina was apparently calling this brand "Shoe-han," but it never saw the light of day.  So sadly, no one owns a pair of "Shoe-hans."  Travesty.

I also urge you, whether you have seen it before or not, to go and watch "I Know Who Killed Me" and then listen to the "How Did This Get Made?" podcast for that movie.  I don't think that edition is up on iTunes anymore, but you can listen to it via youtube.  This is the prestigious acting career Lindsay fronts like she left behind.

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Last night's episode contained the same 2-3 min introduction as the preview & 1st episode.  I almost turned it off thinking it was repeat. We get it, you're so misunderstood, so hardworking, blah blah blah.  Just get on with the trainwreck.

Does she really think these ambassadors are altruistic and in it for her? Ha. Famewhores. Every one. Even Panos. 

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Brent is troublemaker of the Ambassador group. He is bossing around the other Ambassadors & insulting the ones that won't sleep with him.

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So, I think I'm out.  I wanted more Lohan nonsense and not "ambassadors" who I have never heard of and never want to hear about again nonsense.  I guess the scene of Lindsay "cooking" was to humanize her?  

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2 hours ago, seacliffsal said:

So, I think I'm out.  I wanted more Lohan nonsense and not "ambassadors" who I have never heard of and never want to hear about again nonsense.  I guess the scene of Lindsay "cooking" was to humanize her?  

That I agree with.  But this back and forth is a little uneven.  Make it about LL or not. 

 

Brent is turning into a cartoon villain.  I can't believe anybody is that stupid in 2019 to call a house full of women, whom you know are listening, 2's.  Dude really, just because one of the girls you like has options?!  Gah nobody can be that dumb.  He's playing for t.v. and insta followers.  FYI Aristotle is a cutie pie

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I am hoping there's an upcoming Very Special Episode featuring Aristotle spelling out S-O-S in rocks on the beach and then getting rescued by a passing biplane. 

I can also live without close ups of Butterface Brent and his lady eyebrows—particularly ones with vomit crusting on the corner of his chin. Speaking of that image, how did he wind up on the side of the road? They should have just dragged him into the middle of it and let him get run over by a moped gang. The world would have been done a great favor.

And once again, I am a bit baffled at Lohan's insistence that she's some kind of "boss." How does understanding who those morons really are expect her to better manage them?  My actual boss doesn't care "who" I am as long as I do my job.

As for the cabanas, every cabana I've ever rented (sum total: ONE) comes with a dollar-spend minimum which is in no way cheap by any definition of the word. How much "upselling" are these people expected to do?

God, this show is just terrible.

ETA: Here's a good rundown on Jezebel by Rich Juzwiak that contains this delicious nugget of information about the creep in the cabana:

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Lakis Gavalas is an ex-fashion designer who reportedly has been arrested several times for tax evasion. That piece of info was not shared on the show, of course, so as to not distract from the fabulousness of Gavalas. He has a Yorkie named Sex, which absolutely says everything you could ever need to know about this person.

I also noticed a commercial run during the show for some lucky slob to "win a free trip" to that shithole. OMG. NO THANKS.

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1 hour ago, Giant Misfit said:

I also noticed a commercial run during the show for some lucky slob to "win a free trip" to that shithole. OMG. NO THANKS.

In my head I translated “win free trip” to “human trafficking”.

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I laughed out loud when LL said she calls Oprah a lot for advice. Just picturing the Winfrey household “if” this occurs (which I HIGHLY doubt)...

Gayle: “Hey O - Lindsay’s calling AGAIN!”

Oprah - “Steadman - I told you to block calls from that crazy bitch! Gayle - tell her I died.”

Good grief is LL delusional or what?

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On 1/16/2019 at 7:04 PM, bosawks said:

I was kind of surprised that some of them could read and write....

Luckily they had crayons for everyone to use...

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On 1/16/2019 at 6:04 PM, bosawks said:

I was kind of surprised that some of them could read and write....

We still don't really know they can.

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On 1/16/2019 at 6:22 AM, snarts said:

Last night's episode contained the same 2-3 min introduction as the preview & 1st episode.  I almost turned it off thinking it was repeat.

The same thing happened to me!

This show really could do with some structure.  I lost interest towards the end of it (though I was kinda impressed by Sara dumping the full bottle on Brent's head).  Perhaps they could do some sort of weekly challenge or maintain a $ tracker and have some sort of prize for the "ambassador" who sells the most drinks/cabanas/whatever?

Now for the obligatory question with every new MTV show... what is the probably that we will see some of these people on a future season of The Challenge, Ex on the Beach, etc?  My money's on Brent. 

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I like this show, I don’t take it or Lindsay seriously.  It’ll probably be a one season wonder.

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On 1/8/2019 at 10:28 AM, GordonGartrelle said:

I'm not saying that she looks great but Lindsay does look about 32.

What age are the commemorators putting her at?

To me, she looks like a very skinny 50 year-old that has plumped her face with fillers.  I look fresher than her and I'm 51.

Meanwhile, I can't help but root for her.  I can't imagine all the things that probably happened to her as a child actress.

On the cast, Brent really seems to think he's a 10.  He looks ridiculous with his groomed eyebrows.  Nothing worse to me than a man whose eyebrows are groomed more than Insta-models.

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2 hours ago, sasha206 said:

To me, she looks like a very skinny 50 year-old that has plumped her face with fillers.  I look fresher than her and I'm 51.

Meanwhile, I can't help but root for her.  I can't imagine all the things that probably happened to her as a child actress.

On the cast, Brent really seems to think he's a 10.  He looks ridiculous with his groomed eyebrows.  Nothing worse to me than a man whose eyebrows are groomed more than Insta-models.

Lindsey is crazy as a shit house rat, and apparently tough enough to get her finger cut off by the Russian mafia, and survive a secret life of prostitution whoring.

i do love her. 

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