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S03.E10: No Turning Back

Pao is really pulling all the stops out in her audition for a telenovela. Dead granny, miscarriage, missing her home country, failing marriage etc.

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On 7/9/2018 at 10:07 PM, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Regarding Annie's expectations, remember last season when she had lunch with Chris's  wife and revealed to her that Chris was a co-sponsor? Then in her TH smuggly said that Chris would have to care for her if Penguin and his flapping ass cheeks didn't? She was banking  on Chris, not Heffalump, but then that fell  apart. She lost her safety net, at least as long as she and David are together, and David has proved useless, thus her petulance.

She was sure she would have a McMansion life thanks to deep pockets Chris.

I remember that!  I also remember when Chris asked her if she would give him massages.   But,  if he co-sponsored her,  isn't her responsible for Annie for ten years?

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On 7/10/2018 at 1:12 PM, poeticlicensed said:

I was thinking the same thing. Something tells me that her police report contains a few things that, although perhaps not enough to keep her from marrying her world, might be embarrassing. I was wondering what they are looking for. Arrests, convictions, and if so, what kind. I would not be surprised if our little Nicole did a bit of shopping lifting, maybe wrote bad checks or something of that nature.  I'd also be interesting in knowing if there are hard rules for what kinds of police activity might disqualify a person? Could a  misdemeanor do it? 

I think there might be a few restraining orders in her record.

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Am I evil for laughing when, in the middle of the melee, Chantal sat on the chair, hand to her head and shrieked? 

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Mama Chantel, wandering around the house babbling in Spanglish  (why? Who there doesn’t speak English?)

The marks on Rivers face, where they lipstick?

Mama Chantel.... “and we were having such a nice time”

9 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Am I evil for laughing when, in the middle of the melee, Chantal sat on the chair, hand to her head and shrieked? 

Maybe she can get a job on the same telenovela as Pao? 

 

Nicole saying it annoys her when people say all these obstacles are signs against marrying and Azan saying he thinks the timing isnt right for them to marry!!!

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4 hours ago, Christina said:

 

Bwhahahahaha. Typo too good to fix. In all seriousness, Pedro and Nicole do have sending money overseas in common, which is more than Nicole has in common with Azan. Nicole and Azan probably compete for who can stare at their phone screen the longest.

Too many Nicoles on this show!  I know that some of the names are made up - they could have at least made up some different ones.

On 7/14/2018 at 5:43 PM, Former Nun said:

Blame that on Chantel whose original lie about his "student visa" just kept rolling downhill and gathering more mud.

Correction?   Pedro and Chantel ??

Yes, I agree that Chantel started this whole mess were her lie.

And, oops!  Yes, Pedro and Chantel.

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On 7/10/2018 at 10:47 AM, funky-rat said:

I don't either.  I just can't get in to fantasy genre stuff (Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings, Marvel anything, etc).  My cousin's stepdaughter is a Harry Potter fanatic, and when I once said I didn't like it, she said "Part of me just died".  Um...why?  I'm sure she doesn't like some stuff that I do, but I don't "die" because of it.

Ugh. Harry Potter. I don't get the attraction at all. Also, I'm sick to death of Harry Potter questions in my trivia game.

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2 hours ago, iwasish said:

Pao is really pulling all the stops out in her audition for a telenovela. Dead granny, miscarriage, missing her home country, failing marriage etc.

She can totally be a cheftestant on "Chopped".  

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On 7/10/2018 at 5:18 PM, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Patrick Star and Anfisa- why is she still there? You can’t be upset about the possibility of child support if you marry a man with a possible child.  Why wasn’t the DNA test taken before the wedding.  I’d want to know.  Can we vote for them to go on Maury?  He’d get to the bottom of this fuckery.

First she was railing that she was done with him if it turned out the child was his because she was done with his lying, then in the follow up she was saying, "I don't care about the DNA test," she was done with all this etc., she had no interest in the results. Seems like she had about 10 minutes to think this over and realized if the DNA test showed he was the father, she would end up with even less moola because of a little thing called child support.

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8 hours ago, iwasish said:

The marks on Rivers face, where they lipstick?

Apparently lipstick around a BITE!

9 hours ago, Bou said:

I also remember when Chris asked her if she would give him massages. 

On the video that Chris and his wife made (and someone was kind enough to post it here--30min, I think), they explained that the comment was edited WAY out of context and nothing irregular was even considered.

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OMG ... TLC must really believe that "their Danielle" IS a fan favorite.  WHY did we have to see her face again?   WHY did we have to learn that she "reached out" to Muh-hammet because she needed help setting up a website.  Does TLC think we're as duhhhhmb as she is?

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3 hours ago, Former Nun said:

Does TLC think we're as duhhhhmb as she is?

Yes,  Yes they do.

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4 hours ago, Former Nun said:

OMG ... TLC must really believe that "their Danielle" IS a fan favorite.  WHY did we have to see her face again?   WHY did we have to learn that she "reached out" to Muh-hammet because she needed help setting up a website.  Does TLC think we're as duhhhhmb as she is?

Plus, she has to show him what he's missin' !!!

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On 7/13/2018 at 11:13 PM, Former Nun said:

Pun intended?

Indeed!

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4 hours ago, funky-rat said:

Plus, she has to show him what he's missin' !!!

This is hilarious because I could just HEAR her sayin' it.

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On 7/12/2018 at 8:01 PM, magemaud said:

I trace all of Chantel/Pedro's problems back to Chantel herself. SHE was the one who lied to her parents about Pedro being here on a student visa in the first place. SHE was the one who misinterpreted Nicole calling her a bitch and possibly also misheard that Nicole clapped and said "thank God" when she left the apartment. Then she runs to her parents AND over-invested siblings with every complaint about Pedro and his family and pits them against each other. 

I think to a great degree, it's natural, immature behavior for younger newlyweds to bring their complaints to their parents as they always have. As someone upthread said about how she handled her children's complaints, parents need to nip that in the bud and tell them they aren't listening to any complaints or involving themselves in any arguments, period. Which, of course Family Chantal will never do, as that drama is their meat and potatoes.

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On 7/12/2018 at 11:17 PM, Kangatush said:

I want to be clear on my logic for being team Pedro.  It's kind of process of elimination.  I hate all of Family Chantal, I dislike Mother and Sister Pedro, and I think Chantal makes her own problems by way oversharing with her family and never defending her husband.  That really only leaves Pedro.  I think he had the most honest intentions when this shit show began, and he's just been ground down and getting reactive.  Does he have room to improve as a husband?  Does he need to learn to discuss things with his wife, like money?  Hell yeah, but he's trying, or at least he was.

I agree mostly with this, but Chantal did defend him when they went to that investigator, or whatever she was. She repeatedly said she did not believe one bit that he was cheating on her, or had another family, or had any suspect intentions. She told them then she did not want any part of any investigation, and at one point said she only went there to defend Pedro, which, IMO, she did.

On the other hand, I can't recall  Pedro ever standing up for her when his nasty mother and sister start in on Chantal with their giggling, name calling, and entitled behavior. I couldn't believe it, either, when some of the first words out of his mother's mouth at the airport were, "Where is my TV??" She was very obnoxious about it.

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1 hour ago, renatae said:

I agree mostly with this, but Chantal did defend him when they went to that investigator, or whatever she was. She repeatedly said she did not believe one bit that he was cheating on her, or had another family, or had any suspect intentions. She told them then she did not want any part of any investigation, and at one point said she only went there to defend Pedro, which, IMO, she did.

On the other hand, I can't recall  Pedro ever standing up for her when his nasty mother and sister start in on Chantal with their giggling, name calling, and entitled behavior. I couldn't believe it, either, when some of the first words out of his mother's mouth at the airport were, "Where is my TV??" She was very obnoxious about it.

Not defending his  mom or sister, they behaved badly. But I do think Chantel probably came across as a bit of a princess and had an “air” about her when they met. I think they also have heavily depended on him, not just money wise but as the man of the house  to look out for them. I think they were afraid they were losing that protection and mama may have laid a guilt trip on him.

When Nicole called her mom after the fight over the sleeping arrangements, I don’t think she got the reaction she thought she’d get. The mom instead of laughing and mocking Chantel, could have told her to cool it and not make trouble for her brother. I say that because when she went out with Pedro to eat, she suddenly was okay with sleeping on the couch,that it was comfortable and that she would do her best to get along with Chantel.

Of course, I could be totally wrong. 

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On 7/9/2018 at 2:34 AM, Real Eyes said:

Molly - Luis is a grifter, and she fell for him hook, line and sinker.  I think she so wanted a husband, she fell for the con.  Yes, she should have thought of her children as well, but Olivia was practically an adult, and her younger daughter could have adjusted.  Personally, I would never bring any man into my children's lives while they were under 18 (I'm all "Dr Laura" here!), but I don't think it is as irresponsible as some here have portrayed.

From as much of it is I could take watching, It wasn’t a matter of adjusting. Luis was abusive to those kids.  Verbally abusive and they should not have to adjust to that whether one is practically an adult or not.

I don’t have children,  I have dogs and cats. And I can say with complete certainty, if any man I’ve ever dated had ever been abusive to my animals, they would’ve been history so fast there heads would’ve spun right off their necks.  

On 7/10/2018 at 1:45 PM, AZChristian said:

According to the US Department of Justice:

  • An estimated 60% of perpetrators of sexual abuse are known to the child but are not family members, e.g., family friends, babysitters, child care providers, neighbors.
  • About 30% of perpetrators of child sexual abuse are family members.
  • Only about 10% of perpetrators of child sexual abuse are strangers to the child.

Yes indeedy!

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On 7/8/2018 at 7:38 PM, PityFree said:

Azan  really tried to make it seem like Nicole would have to fly herself all the way back to the United States to get that paper versus  just contacting someone who can have the paper mailed.  He really doesn’t want to marry her.

If I remember correctly that is what the woman at the Moroccon in office said unless he mis-translated it.

On 7/8/2018 at 7:55 PM, Brooklynista said:

I feel a bit bad for Annie. Clearly her life was shit back in Thailand and she saw David as a chance at a better life. What she got instead was a schlub of a man who brought her here to be a co- squatter. 

How low David must look in Annie's eyes. She worked in dick suck bars to help her family and her new husband won't take a clean $10 an hour job to at least pretend to support her.

At least when she was sucking dicks back in Thailand, she got paid.  Now she sucking one for free.

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On 7/8/2018 at 8:22 PM, DVDFreaker said:

She never got implants, her boobs are real 

And I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.

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On 7/8/2018 at 10:18 PM, Adeejay said:
On 7/8/2018 at 9:04 PM, RichiesOlderBro said:

River got his ass kicked!!! LOL!!!

Not really!  If you watch closely, you will see that River punched Pedro in either his mouth or his nose and body slammed Nicole.  When Pedro rubbed his face and saw the blood, he lost it and kicked the food off the table.  

River's GLASSES got their ass kicked! 

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