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Deena's contrived speech pattern is also a schtick so that she has something "interesting" about her. Nope. Does not work.  She's trying to be the "dumb meatball"....Snooki has that title all wrapped up.  Deena just tries too hard and it is so cringeworthy -- I wish they'd kept Angelina and booted Deena.  They could have also booted Ron along with her.  

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Pauly seems like a interesting case from a psychological perspective. I don't think out of all the seasons and episodes he has been the center or caused any drama. He has said something though I believe on the current show that makes me think he does not really think  much of females. Yes it's obvious he is attracted to them but he said something that makes me wonder. I believe it was the episode when everyone was trying to find him a good gal. Pauly made a comment. These aren't the exact words but it was something about finding it hard to even find a gal he even wants to talk to for a few minutes. We know that all the girls we have seen at least on the show have been from the clubs. The fact that he sounded like it's unbearable to even talk to these girls says something that he does not really respect them. Either that or he has been extremely unlucky and all the gals he finds at clubs are big bitches and this has soured him.

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Pauly might be the typical kind of dude that is sexually attracted to a certain type of girl, but he's not mentally/emotionally attracted to those girls. I'd say at his age, he really needs to figure that out and give the "less hot" (in his mind. I always think the girls he picks are yuck.) girls more of a chance. 

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13 hours ago, Stringey said:

Pauly seems like a interesting case from a psychological perspective. I don't think out of all the seasons and episodes he has been the center or caused any drama. He has said something though I believe on the current show that makes me think he does not really think  much of females. Yes it's obvious he is attracted to them but he said something that makes me wonder. I believe it was the episode when everyone was trying to find him a good gal. Pauly made a comment. These aren't the exact words but it was something about finding it hard to even find a gal he even wants to talk to for a few minutes. We know that all the girls we have seen at least on the show have been from the clubs. The fact that he sounded like it's unbearable to even talk to these girls says something that he does not really respect them. Either that or he has been extremely unlucky and all the gals he finds at clubs are big bitches and this has soured him.

I don't read anything else into what you and he said than he's tired of the type of women HE meets. He meets basic club chicks all the time and it's not interesting to him anymore. Where he works and the brand of women he attracts leads to those types of women. He doesn't hate women.

I think the whole reason why he had a actually relationship with Aubrey O Day is that she may be a lot of things but she's not a pushover. She's not starstruck and knows what she wants. I think he wants to be challenged. The typical women he meets on these shows are no challenge.

On the non confrontation front, I think he's very calculated in his brand. He knows he sticks out as the easy going jokester. He doesn't want to mess that up. 

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Wtf is wrong with Ron? Sorry you'r a sorry asshole who knocked up some hooker you barely knew because you decided to not wear a condom. That is no reason to stir up unneccessary trouble. 

And Jenni needs to calm the fuck down. She is the one that took over the proposal and suggested all that shit. Jenni took the fuck over and made it how she wanted it to be, not how Mike wanted it be. 

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On 6/8/2018 at 7:29 PM, Alexis2291 said:

were all there). 

Pauly’s one-liners are getting tiresome but that’s just me. I didn’t finish the entire episode so perhaps I’ll return to it and come back to edit this.

100% this ! A near 40 year old screaming awk awk awkward 9000 Times is overkill . Prank war champion uhhh ok . Plus another poster mentioned PaulyD doesn’t really have conversations . Ever. Another poster nailed it too- he’s aware of his brand.  I like him tho and as much as i LOVED the the first run of JS , i don’t see how this continues to season 2 . They’re grown adults and it’s boring. Like real life haha crazy 20”s end for a reason , you can’t handle it as you age 😂

** Ronnie’s real life on Instagram is much more entertaining than JS Family Vacation 😂

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Curious how this season does in ratings compared to other MTV shows, especially those featuring a younger cast.  Presumably MTV viewers are much younger than this JS cast?

Of course Challenge has been going on consistently for years and a lot of those cast members are in their mid 30s now or approaching it.

I'm sure MTV was hoping just some of the viewers who watched during the original run would tune in, like many of us have.  But may not be enough.

Hell I saw a commercial for a show featuring the Ozzy Osbourne and his two brat kids (all grown up now) on some other channel.

These cable TV channels may be out of ideas so they're going to retread shows from a decade ago.

They just need to go find a new generation for Laguna Beach now.

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JWoww, get over yourself. And your face is starting to resemble a muppet. Maybe take a break from the plastic surgeon for a while. 

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MTV is not failing with this show. It's not a failure. It's rating are right in line with regular cable successes (1 and a half million or higher) and 1.2 to 1.0 in the previous 18 to 49 demo. It's been the top cable show of the night since it's return. It's a success story not a failure.

Yes one might ask why because there is nothing here. But, nostalgia is a hell of a thing to the point where people are nostalgic for things not even 10 years old. 

Ronnie is such a punk bitch. It's pathetic how clearly jealous he is of every dude in the house thanks to his poor life choices. 

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I was only able to see the show to the point where Lauren arrived.  Ronnie was so damned jealous.  Dude, it's YOUR fault your life is so fucked up, not Mike's nor Sammi's.

Ron, just an FYI, that is how a normal, happy couple behave.  It's not fight, make up, be great for a couple of days, then fight again.

Then he says whatever to Jenni, who then gets a major burr up her ass.  I don't know what she was so upset about.  She volunteered "her" jeweler.  Whatever on that BS.  I'm sure she is just the tops, flying across the country just because "Jwoww" called her.  Right.  She volunteered to do a bunch of shit, I guess.  So she's pissed that Mike wanted to do things his way?  WTF.  Maybe she wanted to ask Lauren herself?  She can have several seats.

And Ronnie, you are such a troubled person.  I was going to say man, but nah, he's not a grown man.  He needs to spend some of that money he's being paid and invest it in a GOOD therapist - STAT.  Why does everyone else find true love?  Why can't I?  Well, because you have such rage in you, you cheat, and you cheat, and you cheat.  Possibly also because you have a drinking and/or drug problem (if so, then the GOOD therapist you find can recommend a rehab).  Then the woe is me because he got Jen pregnant.  She has posted online that the pregnancy was planned (probably as he was drunk/high, thought it was a great idea).  No idea why she thought it was a great idea, because now she has this man-boy in her life forever now.  

Deena at least had the presence of mind to get Lauren out of the room while the Engagement Coordinator had her hissy fit with Mike.  Mike handled that all so well.  I think I would have told her to go to hell, gotten Lauren and left pronto.  Snooki was to accompany Deena, but of course, was more interested in seeing what her bestie would do, and probably didn't want to miss the drama - and possibly camera time.  

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Deena needs to read her script better, she kept saying Laurens instead of Lauren. Maybe she needs a wine. 

I just love Mike and his food love.

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I usually like Jenni, but she was working my last nerve last night. She's getting THAT mad at Mike over something she HEARD (consider the source) he was going to do, not something he even actually did??? Mad enough that she's going to try and ruin his proposal. Damn, girl. Check yourself. 

And if I have to see Ronnie cry one more mother fucking time....his tears don't work on me. He is a fuck-up. He's super jealous of Mike. Oh, and apparently he only fooled around with french fry because SHE (his baby mama) cheated first? As if he doesn't have a history of cheating every time he blinks. 

Laurens seems nice. 

I'm glad there wasn't an entire episode of Uncle Nino and Paula. Although, that food looked amazing. I especially wanted to dig into that fettuccine!

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Ha! Just caught Uncle Nino telling Mike that if he needs anything, Nino has a bunch of guys on the inside. Because of course he does.

On another note, that Italian spread that Paula cooked was making my mouth water. I don't know how Vinny passes up most of that non-Keto food!

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11 hours ago, dangwoodchucks said:

I just love Mike and his food love.

With his money troubles, he's probably not going to nice restaurants or able to get room service at a nice hotel.

So he's just gorging on the free stuff.

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so how did Mike afford the fancy ring flown in from Beverly Hills??

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16 minutes ago, nlkm9 said:

so how did Mike afford the fancy ring flown in from Beverly Hills??

The show. I'm convinced they bought it for him, just like they paid to fly down Vinny's family, because the season is so boring.

I think that's also why Ronnie was so jealous and tried his best to ruin it.  That, and he's a massive tool who can't stand to see anyone else happy.  Why Jenni, Snooki & Deena like him is beyond me.

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23 hours ago, snarts said:

The show. I'm convinced they bought it for him, just like they paid to fly down Vinny's family, because the season is so boring.

I think that's also why Ronnie was so jealous and tried his best to ruin it.  That, and he's a massive tool who can't stand to see anyone else happy.  Why Jenni, Snooki & Deena like him is beyond me.

What's annoying is that seem to be digging to find reasons to not like Mike again while Ronnie is steady performing shitty behavior after shitty behavior. Imagine if Mike had clogged up the toilet that bad, kicked a woman out that one of them was hooking up with, cheated on his pregnant girlfriend or any of the other stuff he's done. They would ready to kick Mike out. Ronnie has always been a shithead and they just ignore it but when does anything wrong, he's a jerk.

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He meets basic club chicks all the time and it's not interesting to him anymore. Where he works and the brand of women he attracts leads to those types of women.

Pauly reminds me of Matt McConaughey's character in Dazed and Confused: "high school chicks...I get older and they stay the same age." He's almost 38 now and probably meeting women at clubs who are 10-15 years younger than he is. Mike's relationship with Lauren is grounded because he knew her before he was famous. He doesn't have to worry about her motivations. She had a life of her own and isn't a hanger-on. There are women out there who would probably think one of the Jersey Shore guys as a big score (especially Pauly, given his net worth).

I don't know what Ron does for work, if anything...he probably does "paid appearances." Like Pauly, he's not going to meet the type of woman he wants to meet as long as he's out there partying and hanging out in strip joints. It's a shame that he moved to Las Vegas and is now rooted there with a daughter - I would say that he should move back home to his family and friends and get back to the values he grew up with.

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20 hours ago, Racj82 said:

What's annoying is that seem to be digging to find reasons to not like Mike again while Ronnie is steady performing shitty behavior after shitty behavior. Imagine if Mike had clogged up the toilet that bad, kicked a woman one of them was hooking up with, cheated on his pregnant girlfriend or any of the other stuff he's done. They would ready to kick Mike out. Ronnie has always been a shithead and they just ignore it but when does anything wrong, he's a jerk.

Ronnie kicked a woman?  Who did he kick and why don't I remember this?

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3 minutes ago, Maharincess said:

Ronnie kicked a woman?  Who did he kick and why don't I remember this?

That's was supposed to say kicked a woman out.

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1 minute ago, Racj82 said:

That's was supposed to say kicked a woman out.

Oh ok, that's much better, thanks.   I wouldn't be surprised in the least if he did actually kick a woman though. 

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Pauly seems like a interesting case from a psychological perspective. I don't think out of all the seasons and episodes he has been the center or caused any drama. He has said something though I believe on the current show that makes me think he does not really think  much of females. Yes it's obvious he is attracted to them but he said something that makes me wonder. I believe it was the episode when everyone was trying to find him a good gal. Pauly made a comment. These aren't the exact words but it was something about finding it hard to even find a gal he even wants to talk to for a few minutes. We know that all the girls we have seen at least on the show have been from the clubs. The fact that he sounded like it's unbearable to even talk to these girls says something that he does not really respect them. Either that or he has been extremely unlucky and all the gals he finds at clubs are big bitches and this has soured him.

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Pauly lucked out out of all of them .. he never had to cause any of the drama on the show and literally just screams random phrases over and over and he's richer than all of them . He is very calculating but he's doing something right 

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Uncle Nino: gross, vulgar old perv. He reminds me of those old men that cruise past the high school to gawk at the girls. 

Vinnie’s Mom seems lovely. I’d gain 500lbs if I lived in her house. That food looked incredible. 

Did anyone else start laughing when Rawn started crying and the went up to bed holding his ducky and sniffling. He gets no sympathy from me. He’s an an abusive, toxic asshole. He completely tried to sabotage Mike’s proposal. That’s why he told Jenni about the pie. And Jenni needs to calm the eff down. She made it sound like she was the wedding planner, and not just a friend helping out another friend. She goes from zero to explosive scary person. 

Deena calling Mike dumb? He’s friggin Einstein compared to Deena. She doesn’t even know how to speak properly. 

On 6/14/2018 at 8:47 PM, Batwings said:

JWoww, get over yourself. And your face is starting to resemble a muppet. Maybe take a break from the plastic surgeon for a while. 

Roger posted an older picture of him and Jenni on IG. She doesn’t even resemble herself anymore, and it’s a shame because she use to be very pretty. 

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*small voice* - I'm watching the original season on Hulu, and I think Jenni looks better now.  *ducks and runs*

 

I'm no expert on the Keto diet, but I think it's basically a high fat/protein - low carb diet. 

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12 hours ago, Stringey said:

Pauly seems like a interesting case from a psychological perspective. I don't think out of all the seasons and episodes he has been the center or caused any drama. He has said something though I believe on the current show that makes me think he does not really think  much of females. Yes it's obvious he is attracted to them but he said something that makes me wonder. I believe it was the episode when everyone was trying to find him a good gal. Pauly made a comment. These aren't the exact words but it was something about finding it hard to even find a gal he even wants to talk to for a few minutes. We know that all the girls we have seen at least on the show have been from the clubs. The fact that he sounded like it's unbearable to even talk to these girls says something that he does not really respect them. Either that or he has been extremely unlucky and all the gals he finds at clubs are big bitches and this has soured him.

Didn't you already state this thought days ago? Just making sure I'm not going crazy here.

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42 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

*small voice* - I'm watching the original season on Hulu, and I think Jenni looks better now.  *ducks and runs*

Style-wise, most definitely. I also don't mind the plastic surgery work she's had done. I just hope she doesn't keep messing with it. I love her & Roger on social media. 

Not to belabor the point, but they could really make this revival so much more interesting. Send them on adventures ala Road Rules. Drop them into interesting places for the weekend.

I also wish that Ron would get locked up or something so that Sam might return. I'd much rather see her than him and I hate they're filming the next season in Las Vegas where he lives. 

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16 minutes ago, Racj82 said:

Didn't you already state this thought days ago? Just making sure I'm not going crazy here.

Thank you! I scrolled down thinking that I had already read that comment. Now I know that I'm not going crazy. 

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2 hours ago, Racj82 said:

Didn't you already state this thought days ago? Just making sure I'm not going crazy here.

I did write this days ago but i did not repeat it or  repost it. Not sure why it is reposted here though. That is weird did I hit a button or something. 

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3 minutes ago, Stringey said:

I did write this days ago but i did not repeat it or  repost it. Not sure why it is reposted here though. That is weird did I hit a button or something. 

I can't say. It might have stayed in your reply box after you posted it. Sometimes you have to clear the box or it will stay there. It has happen to me before. It will ask if you want to clear editor or something like that. 

It's no biggie. 

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2 hours ago, snarts said:

Style-wise, most definitely. I also don't mind the plastic surgery work she's had done. I just hope she doesn't keep messing with it. I love her & Roger on social media. 

 

When she first got shit done, I thought she looked bad. But she surprisingly settled into it nicely. I think she looks good now. She looked SO wretched the first season. That HAIR. 

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The girls in the first seasons looked like they all needed to bathe.  Been watching the reruns and the girls look so gross with their makeup and tans. 

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9 hours ago, snarts said:

Style-wise, most definitely. I also don't mind the plastic surgery work she's had done. I just hope she doesn't keep messing with it. I love her & Roger on social media. 

 

I love their Awestruck series. Their house in Maine is gorgeous and looks like a great getaway place. They ham it up for the cameras but you can tell they have a happy home life and love each other.

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Yeah but what's with those glasses?  They're probably fancy designer but looks like stuff post menopausal women wear.

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