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I really feel like Brittish and Sundy came on this show strictly to start crap. They have no valid reasons for hating on Draya and Malaysia other than the fact that Draya and Malaysia are 10x better women then those two could ever hope to be. I wouldn't be surprised if part of keeping Jackie on the show came with the stipulation that she could have new girls on the show who would side with her. Jackie's just too stupid to realize that these two will never help her clean up her image. All this did was make Draya seem more sympathetic and Jackie just as crazy as before.

Draya for the win, as usual!

Chantal needs to have several seats. No one outside of her family and the voices in her head have heard of any of her crap businesses, records, etc. Draya will always be a bigger deal than her and I believe Orlando in this situation. I'm sure he took one look at her and realized that one night in the sack with her wasn't worth the lifetime of crazy she'd rain down on his life. Poor guy never saw her still bringing the crazy even though he passed her off coming. The Christie's are like an STD in that way; you can't ever fully be clear of it once they've shown up.

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I died when one of the chics (can't be bothered to learn the new girls) said a good name would be CoJack.  

 

Follow that up with the Christie sculpture session and oh boy...I just can't, that one scene was payback for all of the uninteresting bull shit we've been watching.

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If Jackie really wanted a bottle people would buy she should have had Doug pose with Draya for the sculpture. The only folks that might be checking for a bottle in her lumpy image would be winos named Ned.

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Per the sticky at the top of the Small Talk thread, I'm starting this thread for discussion of the episodes themselves.  Mods, this is not a show that needs a thread topic for each week, so hopefully one all-encompassing thread for this is ok.

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Jackie' s antics make me watch the show with side eye.

She is batshit crazy. Her daughter? Why is she even there? As Draya said, "With her 32 inch weave"...

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Jackie briefly considered the name "golden showers" for her cognac.

As shady as Sundy is some times, she does make laugh almost as much as Draya does with her side comments about Jackie.

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A place to discuss particular episodes (that do not have specific episode threads), arcs and moments from the show's run. Please remember this isn't a complete catch-all topic -- check out the forum for character topics and other places for show-related talk.

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"i dont wear underwear....unless it's lingerie."  More than I ever needed to know about Jackie Christie.  And how is she always finding these young girls to "take under her wing?"  Have they not learned anything?

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"i dont wear underwear....unless it's lingerie."  More than I ever needed to know about Jackie Christie.  And how is she always finding these young girls to "take under her wing?"  Have they not learned anything?

 

This.   You mean to tell me allllllllll these former players and accompanying wives in the league and you don't have na'an one friend your own age?   Bizarre.

 

I missed a few episodes that I caught up on yesterday.  Brittish (with two tees. ugh).  If a regular part of your out of town routine includes a speech to your fiance about being on his best behavior, girl you're in a fucked up relationship.  But, you've got his black card in your wallet, so it all evens out I guess.

 

Yall, what do we think Jennaro (Malaysia's ex) did?  The usual?  My neighbor says it always only comes down to two things, money or tail.  Which was his affliction.  When Malaysia said I'm willing to go the moon for my husband but he ain't willing to go down the street for me?  I said girl come get this offering!  Truth!   My heart broke when she asked her sister who'd want a woman with three kids.  You could almost see that as part of her weighing process when she was considering leaving him.   Layyysia? Um, looking like that? You could have 8 more children baby, he will show up. Lol.

 

Are Draya nem contractually obligated to include Jackie in their storylines?  Why are they even still bothering with forgiveness or messing with her on any level? 

 

I near bout fell over when Meghan said she was 24.  She looks, easily, 10 years older.

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I'm happy that Malaysia didn't stay with Jenarro simply because he's a NBAer.  I'm sure so many would, and do.  I like that now that she's single she doesn't act like she's constantly on the prowl.  Good for her.  I like her.

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Oh boy *sigh* I was excited for this season but idk after this first episode.

 

Malaysia looked great as usual! I would love to see her loosen up this season now that she's single. I like Draya but she was annoying me. I understand your trying to befriend Jackie for the cameras, but I wish she would just be real about it. I was also bothered that she really believes she's a designer...wtf?

 

Meghan doesn't fit, AT ALL! She looks like a creep trying to squeeze her way in and she's already being fake about Jackie.

 

The Miami/LA mash up will be interesting. I see Shaunie doesn't have shit else to do and made sure to include herself in the shows intro, lol. Tami will definitely bring the heat.

 

Now that I think about it, what really annoyed me is how scripted everything is. They're not even trying. Maybe later in the season it'll get better. I'll keep watching though, only because I think everyone is pretty.

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Was I supposed to feel bad for Jackie? It seemed like they were doing their best to give her a sympathetic edit, but her crazy just kept cropping up every time she was on screen.

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Oh, Malaysia, you forgot to take off the price tag stickers on your wine glasses.  You should probably wash that stuff before you use them.  Sometimes they are difficult to remove, but just soak them in a little hot water and dishwashing soap.  It should come off easily. 

 

Tami, please don't make me go back to not liking you.  I've liked you on your last two reality shows, but you're a real bitch on BBW.

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Was I supposed to feel bad for Jackie? It seemed like they were doing their best to give her a sympathetic edit, but her crazy just kept cropping up every time she was on screen.

The way her team looked at her as she pitched ideas for the ad campaign was the one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. All I could think is that It must be so awful to work for her....having to listen to all her cuckoo banana ideas and worrying if she's gonna lose her shirt on you for disagreeing or just breathing wrong.

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Was I supposed to feel bad for Jackie? It seemed like they were doing their best to give her a sympathetic edit, but her crazy just kept cropping up every time she was on screen.

 

I tuned in simply to watch the walking, talking version of the DSM, also known as Jackie Christie. Ole girl is BAT SHIT INSANE, how is she still functioning in mainstream society? What kind or dark-sided mess does Jackie have on Doug, to make him stay? Bizarre.

 

I agree with the poster up thread - all the ladies looked gorgeous. EXCEPT water head Meghan. And Jackie, who could be wearing couture, but still looks like she stepped fresh from the swap meet. 

 

 

The Miami/LA mash up will be interesting. I see Shaunie doesn't have shit else to do and made sure to include herself in the shows intro, lol. Tami will definitely bring the heat.

 

Those old birds had the nerve to say "we think you're a tad immature" to the newbies? HAAAHAAAAHA!

 

Not sure if I'm ready for Tami Roman to be back on my screen? And did I hear she's preggers?

 

Anyone watch Lozada's show on OWN the other night?

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Anyone watch Lozada's show on OWN the other night?

 

I did.  Is there a thread for that?  I didn't see one.

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I did.  Is there a thread for that?  I didn't see one.

 

I didn't see one either. I thought it was a snoozefest. Evelyn and her daughter (and Iyanla flashbacks) can't hold my attention for an hour.

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I didn't see one either. I thought it was a snoozefest. Evelyn and her daughter (and Iyanla flashbacks) can't hold my attention for an hour.

 

Agreed.  Weird. Despite her miscarriage, I just couldn't find it in me to feel sad...

Really, I just want to know who Shauniece's dad is and what happened there.  Did his not being a professional athlete contribute to the demise of the relationship?

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The way her team looked at her as she pitched ideas for the ad campaign was the one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. All I could think is that It must be so awful to work for her....having to listen to all her cuckoo banana ideas and worrying if she's gonna lose her shirt on you for disagreeing or just breathing wrong.

 

Is it completely sad that I recognized one of the pitch girls Jessica as one of the girls vying for Chance's love on Real Chance of Love? I'm such a VH-1 reality show ho and I'm not ashamed!

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I thought one of them looked familiar.  Lol!

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I was wondering where I knew that girl from! 

 

 

Is it completely sad that I recognized one of the pitch girls Jessica as one of the girls vying for Chance's love on Real Chance of Love? I'm such a VH-1 reality show ho and I'm not ashamed!

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I tuned in simply to watch the walking, talking version of the DSM, also known as Jackie Christie. Ole girl is BAT SHIT INSANE, how is she still functioning in mainstream society? What kind or dark-sided mess does Jackie have on Doug, to make him stay? Bizarre.

I agree with the poster up thread - all the ladies looked gorgeous. EXCEPT water head Meghan. And Jackie, who could be wearing couture, but still looks like she stepped fresh from the swap meet.

What is a DSM?

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My bad, Maharincess. I meant to include the link - The DSM is the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. 

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I will probably say this every episode, but Jackie is a psycho. Doug had to have done something in his younger years or a previous life that Jackie is holding over him. What did you do, Doug?!? We can find you help. The way he looked down and away every time he described her was interesting. It was also interesting watching him watch Jackie for her response when Draya first asked about it. There's just something weird going on there....like she keeps him chained in the basement or something when no one else is around.

This Megan chick is super annoying and comes across as super desperate. She talks a big game....In her talking heads. Can she go away?

Draya had some cute outfits on in this episode.

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Brandi is really pretty, although her make up can be draggy at times.

There is some thing clinically wrong with Jackie. And off with Doug.

Meghan isn't as cute as she thinks she is. Don't like her.

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I think Brandi could be attractive as well, but that heavy heavy makeup is just too dragalicious on her. And showing off those big bow legs isn't a good look. Draya comparing her um, fashion show to NY fashion week was hilarious!

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Oh man, Jackie needs to be studied. She's insane. So her mom's dying wish was that she keep Malaysia as a friend?? Really?? She also set up that drama between Draya and the girl trying way too hard masterfully. And when the flames weren't big enough fro their chat, she couldn't drop "Fupa" fast enough.

What kind of insult is "you're a big tall, little weenie"?

I thought all of Draya's outfits were super cute and I'm also loving all their lipsticks.

So why exactly is Shaunie on this show? You know, besides having them all kiss her ass because she's the executive producer.

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Jackies mispronouncing everything was cracking me up. Troulumpous? Really? And her bag lady Audrey Hepburn was priceless!  God I love this show. 

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Just started watching the new season last night.  I loved Malaysia laughing when the Fupa issue was brought up to the full group. This season seems like it may be decent. I watched the first 2 seasons faithfully, but quickly lost interest in season 3 and stopped watching. The new girls S3 didn't impress me and I missed Laura. This cast with a mix of the originals, sister city stars and just a couple newbies seems promising.  

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I forgot to mention that I loved Malaysia's description of Jackie:  "Jackie's a lying liar who lies.  And when she's not lying she makes things up, and when she's not making shit up, she pretends it never happened...." Lol.  I left out a couple rounds, but you get the gist.  

 

Also loved when Malaysia shut Jackie down about being manipulative and playing games, when Jackie brought up her real name.  How exactly was that relevant to the conversation they were having, except to point out that Jackie always says some underhanded shit and tries to coat it in sugar.  

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Jackies mispronouncing everything was cracking me up. Troulumpous? Really? And her bag lady Audrey Hepburn was priceless!  God I love this show. 

 

Potpourri and chic - I was like Jackie stop puttin on, in your *circles* you've heard people say this before, knock it off.

 

She's never had to leave Doug alone in a room where another woman was before?  Like not to go to the ladies lounge or walk across the other side of the room or have a baby?  nothing? Ya'll? she was sitting in that car hyperventilating, what the absolute hell? Have they had their annual wedding yet? I always look forward to her mayhem and chaos.  I mean Doug seems perfectly nice and all but is anybody even really clocking a retired player hard enough for her to need therapy over?   If anybody should be Escalade-stalking it's Patrice, with her handsome husband.   

 

Where is Sund'y she got cut?

 

Meghan boo? Draya was not throwing shade at you, when she asked the director to rewind to "this one shot" he knew exactly where to go.  Step up your spanx game.   Oh and there'll be no tears for you Argentina for the ass beating you'll incur when Patrice gets a hold of your TH about her kids out of wedlock.   Slaying thine enemy is in the Bible, just wait Goliath.

 

Brandi's pretty but by now she got to have scoliosis from that weave. 

 

What kind of insult is "you're a big tall, little weenie"?

 

LOL!!  Girl the best is that Draya said it back to her as though that were a thing.  Hello? Meaghan? Yes, this is the 2nd grade calling, we have very limited inventory, sooooo, we'd like our snap back please. 

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So why exactly is Shaunie on this show? You know, besides having them all kiss her ass because she's the executive producer.

 

I'm surprised to see Shaunie AND Tami back on the show...I guess Shaunie consulted with her pastor (again), and he gave her the go-ahead? When she said she's celebrating her 40th birthday, I said "Guuuuuurrrrrl, ok" out loud.

 

 

Jackies mispronouncing everything was cracking me up. Troulumpous? Really?

 

Please let's not forget pot-poor-ree. Chile, I died.

 

 

Oh man, Jackie needs to be studied. She's insane.

 

Borderline Personality Disorder, with shit stirring tendencies?

 

 

Meghan boo? Draya was not throwing shade at you,

 

Cannot stand Meghan's water head looking ass. Not even when she was on Bad Girl's Club. And how exactly does she qualify as a cast member? Because she and Jackie share a publicist? Because she happened to bone a few b-ball players? 

 

Did ya'll catch the covert shade Jackie threw her way? "Meghan is just upset because she's overweight....." *snort*

 

Why THE FUCK is Jackie always dressed in turtlenecks, boots, and capes? It's 75 degrees in LA, pretty much ALL THE TIME. 

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Cannot stand Meghan's water head looking ass. Not even when she was on Bad Girl's Club. And how exactly does she qualify as a cast member? Because she and Jackie share a publicist? Because she happened to bone a few b-ball players? 

She was on Bad Girl's Club?  That explains why she's trying so damn hard to be relevant.  She's lucky Draya and the editor caught her FUPA and had it edited out.  You can't be trying hard to be sexy with a FUPA in full view. 

 

Did ya'll covert shade Jackie threw her way? "Meghan is just upset because she's overweight....." *snort*

 

Oh, I caught this.  And laughed so loud, I woke up my dog.  Jackie Christie at her best!

 

 

Why THE FUCK is Jackie always dressed in turtlenecks, boots, and capes? It's 75 degrees in LA, pretty much ALL THE TIME. 

 

Why are you sleeping on her Audrey Hepburn look?  

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Why are you sleeping on her Audrey Hepburn look?  

 

LMAO!!!! dead. wrong. for that.   Whenever I see Jackie in that blue coat I'm reminded of Bebe Drake Massey in Boomerang and the pieces of "fur" that kept coming off her shoulders.  

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Bye Shaunie!!!

Ya'll show literally got cancelled because of bullying, at least these LA hoes have enough sense to stay off tables and not steal and keep each other's purses hostage.

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Bye Shaunie!!!

Ya'll show literally got cancelled because of bullying, at least these LA hoes have enough sense to stay off tables and not steal and keep each other's purses hostage.

Yes!  So Shaunie doesn't like it when the girls gang up on one person......you know, except when it's her and her friends doing the ganging up.  It was the same typical bullshit from her, Evelyn, and Tami.  And after seeing Shaunie and Tami's conversation about Draya I now understand what their issue is.  They are pissed that Draya would dare try to claw her way up and out the barrel.  Draya was that girl that was "ho-ing" (don't know how to spell that) around and trying real hard to fit in with the women who had actually been wives or are currently wives.  And they allowed her to hang around them so they could have someone worse off than them to make themselves feel better.  But now that she's trying to legitimize herself by being in a long-term relationship and cleaning up her act, now they have an issue with her.  They can't say it's her mouth, cause Draya has never been soft spoken and has always defended herself.  But, now that she's getting on par with them, and she's seeing herself closer to their level, they don't like it.  They need to take their hypocritical asses somewhere.  

 

Megan needs to shut up.  She's a fucking idiot.  She's question Draya's lack of education when she doesn't know what the term "the elephant in the room" means?  No bitch, she's not trying to start shit by calling you an elephant!  And did anyone hear her say something about Draya using antonyms to describe her?  Even Shaunie gave her a side eye on that one.  

 

And Malaysia and Brandi, stop pretending that the producers didn't come to y'all and tell you to start "liking" Megan.  Two seconds ago she was a liar and bad friend who's always talking to people wrong and starting shit.  Now she's "good person"?  Get the fuck out of here with that shit!

 

And Jackie is a mess for starting shit at her own event and then blaming people for getting into shit because she instigated it.  For her to sit there and pretend she doesn't know why the discussion was brought up AFTER she told Megan the day before to ask Draya about it at the event, is classic.  Then, to come over, ask what they were talking about and then say, "oh yeah the FUPA.  Draya said you had a FUPA", only to walk away to let them go at, was move number 2.  But now, they "embarrassed" her.  Shut the fuck up, Jackie.  And go see a therapist.

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Everything luckyroll3 said!

 

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT JACKIE "FREAKY" CHRISTIE ALLEGEDLY NEVER GIVING HER HUSBAND HEAD?

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Bye Shaunie!!!

Ya'll show literally got cancelled because of bullying, at least these LA hoes have enough sense to stay off tables and not steal and keep each other's purses hostage.

 

 

Seriously. After Shaunie sat there and pretty much co-signed Tami's behavior towards Keisha and Evelyn's towards Jen, she can miss me on trying to stand up for the bullied. She's so damned phony. And please, no more Tami. She's gross.

 

Malaysia is the shade MVP this season. I don't know how it happened but my girl is just cutting bitches with a smile. I live. lol 

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Everything luckyroll3 said!

 

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT JACKIE "FREAKY" CHRISTIE ALLEGEDLY NEVER GIVING HER HUSBAND HEAD?

 

Maybe if she did she wouldn't be so damn nervous about leaving him around other women.

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I'm at the gym seeing damn FUPAs everywhere I turn! Thanks Draya and Jackie for pointing out something I never needed to know about or seek out. Now I'll never stop seeing them.

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Baybeeeeeeeeeeee I would beat the breaks off that old lady for spitting at me/on me ..... whatever...

 

Meghan lied but at this point none of that matters. She is justified in whatever fuckery follows that spit.  

 

Why do i get the feeling that Jackie's idea of doing something fun as a group involves an all female orgy? Plus she laying all up in that bed smiling like a madame on payday.

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How old is Jackie? She said something about being in her 40s and I had to laugh. I turned 50 a few weeks ago and she looks a lot older than me.

She's pathetic. I couldn't imagine acting that way at my age with the shit stirring and wanting friendship and acceptance from women young enough to be her kids.

She creeps me out.

I just finished the episode, holy shit I can't believe Jackie put a friggin band aid on her lip.

What the hell is wrong with this woman?

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Well I see from the coming attractions that Jackie is more cray cray than ever. It appears that since her gangster is in question from this episode, she is going to prove she's a bad bitch in the next episode. Lol good times!

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Is Jackie really one of the most beautiful women Malaysia has ever seen, or am I just confused because Jackie's cray is clouding my vision?

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Is Jackie really one of the most beautiful women Malaysia has ever seen, or am I just confused because Jackie's cray is clouding my vision?

 

When did Malaysia say that?  I certainly missed that part of the episode.

 

 

Well I see from the coming attractions that Jackie is more cray cray than ever. It appears that since her gangster is in question from this episode, she is going to prove she's a bad bitch in the next episode. Lol good times!

 

Jackie's always trying to prove something.  She must have had an awful time in middle/high school; i have to think that's where her desperate need for acceptance and to always fit in is coming from.  But good lord, she's in her damn 50s.  She needs to chill!

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Jackie was fishing for compliments at their lunch, and Malaysia told her that while she's said a lot of things about Jackie, she's always maintained that Jackie is one of the most beautiful women she's ever seen.

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I have seen Jackie Christie in person and while she is most definitely not the most beautiful woman that I've ever seen, she is very attractive. However, she does seem VERY insecure. I saw her and Doug in an elevator in Los Angeles many years ago. When I walked into the elevator, I was with my husband. Since he was a Lakers fan, he immediately recognized Doug and shook his hand. While Jackie smiled at me, I noticed that when I looked at Doug, he averted his eyes to the floor. Mind you, I'm like 15 years younger than Doug, was clearly with my husband and wouldn't give him the time of day, but I still received that reaction from him. It was kinda sad to see how he was so trained to react that way around another woman. But he does seem to love her so, I guess he likes the dynamics of his relationship.

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