Maddie Brown: Seeking a One-Woman Man

At least they didn't name him Axel Rose.  The oldest kid on the TV show The Middle is named Axle.  The other kid is named Brick.  It could be worse.

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1 hour ago, Kohola3 said:

That kid is facing a lot of bullying.  And since his clueless parents got the ball rolling it will include other variations like Hair Brush, Paint Brush, and Toilet Brush.

If the next baby is a girl, they can name her Toaster in honor of Christine.  Toaster Shark Brush.  Has a nice ring to it.

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9 hours ago, Absolom said:

We know the Browns don't practice that ancient art of thinking about things.  Sometimes it really shows.

Hysterical!  

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I imagine that the baby was born at home on a bed of LLR leggings that are ripped in the ass. 

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17 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

I imagine that the baby was born at home on a bed of LLR leggings that are ripped in the ass. 

Too funny.  Who knew LLR had so many uses?  They should put this on their return policy.

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57 minutes ago, toodles said:

At least they didn't name him Axel Rose.  The oldest kid on the TV show The Middle is named Axle.  The other kid is named Brick.  It could be worse.

Surprising they didn't, IIRC, Maddie's middle name is Rose.  

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I hereby apologize for doubting her due date.  Maddie looked to be two months further along than stated in every picture.  I was wrong.  I admit it.

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72 hours of labor!!??  I am hoping that means from the first hmmm, and oooo feelings or so and not full on contractions and such.  I am rarely popular in discussions of birth giving.  From the first contraction (about 24 hours after my water broke...slowly began to trickle more like) to the "it's a boy!" was two hours to the very minute.  With my daughter my doctor broke my water to "get things going" and from the first contraction to the "it's a girl!" was one hour and 50 minutes. 

Since they are back living in LV I would hope that Maddie will use all of those bonus Grandmums and aunts/uncles and get herself back into school!!

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Cute baby, terrible name

My grandfather's name was Axel.  He was born in Sweden.  I actually think it is a great name.  Not much goes with Brush.  There are definitely worse names out there than Axel Brush. 

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12 minutes ago, Palomar said:

My grandfather's name was Axel.  He was born in Sweden.  I actually think it is a great name.  Not much goes with Brush.  There are definitely worse names out there than Axel Brush. 

I like the name Axel, too, but I'm used to seeing foreign/unusual names at work given I work in an area frequented by tourists from all over the world. I suspect many people would cringe at the names I see on a daily basis. 

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Axel is a perfectly nice Germanic/Nordic type name. But when your last name is a common noun or verb, you have to be especially cognizant of what you put with it. 

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It's not unheard of for a first time mom to labor for 72 hours- I did with my 2nd. Obviously that isn't 72 hours of heavy labor, but from the time real contractions start until the delivery. Hopefully, Kody wasn't all up in there like Robyn's father was when she gave birth to her boy spawn. 

Beautiful baby!! 

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His name is Axel James-- bet they call him AJ?

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2 minutes ago, Adiba said:

His name is Axel James-- bet they call him AJ?

I like that.

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On 5/22/2017 at 9:23 AM, CofCinci said:

I imagine that the baby was born at home on a bed of LLR leggings that are ripped in the ass. 

I'm dying. This is hilarious.

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On 5/22/2017 at 5:56 AM, toodles said:

If the next baby is a girl, they can name her Toaster in honor of Christine.  Toaster Shark Brush.  Has a nice ring to it.

I am thinking they could do Shark Toaster Brown so they can have a little Sharkie.  Gotta think of the nicknames!

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On 5/22/2017 at 8:50 AM, toodles said:

At least they didn't name him Axel Rose.  The oldest kid on the TV show The Middle is named Axle.  The other kid is named Brick.  It could be worse.

If Maddie got the name from The Middle, that Axel is a goof-up, airheaded pretty boy with a heart of gold.  Hey - sounds exactly like Maddie's father! (minus the heart part).

 

On 5/22/2017 at 9:23 AM, CofCinci said:

I imagine that the baby was born at home on a bed of LLR leggings that are ripped in the ass. 

OMG, the mental imagery this gives me is both hysterical and terrifying.

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On ‎5‎/‎22‎/‎2017 at 7:23 AM, CofCinci said:

I imagine that the baby was born at home on a bed of LLR leggings that are ripped in the ass. 

Ripped, maybe, but soft, like butter.

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Of the many wedding pictures, she couldn't post one that included his face?

Good luck, Caleb James !!!

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7 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Of the many wedding pictures, she couldn't post one that included his face?

~img snipped~

Good luck, Caleb James !!!

I don't know. I think it's a nice picture. I could see my wife choosing a picture like that for such an occasion. And I wouldn't think twice about it. There's a lot to criticize when it comes to this family. In my opinion, this is not among those things.

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I like the picture.  It is showing an affectionate moment.

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Are either of these grifters-in-training working yet?

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Gritftastic non-career aside, Maddie's face looks really pretty in that picture. She never seems to know what to do with her hair, and it detracts from her potential. 

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Ah, yes, the family biz....Shilling with the Browns

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3 hours ago, MrSmith said:

She does not look good in that picture. There isn't enough contrast between her chin and her neck, which ends up making her look ... unfortunate. Also, this was a posed picture, why can't she dress up a little? Look nice, FFS.

This isn't a professional photo shoot for goodness sake.  I think she looks fantastic! She is happy and in love with her two guys. 

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12 minutes ago, lettsjetts said:

This isn't a professional photo shoot for goodness sake.  I think she looks fantastic! She is happy and in love with her two guys. 

Maybe it's just me, but I tend to do a little prep work when I'm going to pose for a picture. This assumes I have those resources with me. If this were a picture of them at Royal Gorge or Sand Dunes National Park, that's a different story. She's at home, though; she could've worn something a little nicer and yet still perfectly casual. Also, the photographer isn't very good since they didn't help get her posed in such a way as to make her look better. That is definitely not how I would have set that shot up.

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On 6/11/2017 at 4:57 PM, ginger90 said:

Seems like the trend continues. It is sad to see that she too is allergic to working an honest job. Won't even be surprise if she files for bankruptcy later in life.

I would love to know how much she is making on that seeing that her mothers aren't making millions off of their jewelry/strive/LulaRoe businesses. 

Guess she'll be going after that TLC cash as well. 

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3 hours ago, Rainflower said:

Seems like the trend continues. It is sad to see that she too is allergic to working an honest job. Won't even be surprise if she files for bankruptcy later in life.

I would love to know how much she is making on that seeing that her mothers aren't making millions off of their jewelry/strive/LulaRoe businesses. 

Guess she'll be going after that TLC cash as well. 

What's funny is that people think she's an "influencer". LOL

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7 hours ago, Rainflower said:

Seems like the trend continues. It is sad to see that she too is allergic to working an honest job. Won't even be surprise if she files for bankruptcy later in life.

I would love to know how much she is making on that seeing that her mothers aren't making millions off of their jewelry/strive/LulaRoe businesses. 

Guess she'll be going after that TLC cash as well. 

She's not Kim Kardashian, I'm guessing she gets free product in exchange for the photo.  

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9 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

She's not Kim Kardashian, I'm guessing she gets free product in exchange for the photo.  

I'm sure she's being paid, too. I certainly wouldn't do it just for free product.

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I just checked the company website and they have a rewards program for shares on social media. 

How much would a Maddie Brown endorsement be worth anyway? $25? 

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3 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

I just checked the company website and they have a rewards program for shares on social media. 

How much would a Maddie Brown endorsement be worth anyway? $25? 

Is the reward, credit toward future purchases, or cash?

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1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Is the reward, credit toward future purchases, or cash?

The former. 

You know how much the Browns love free stuff.

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On ‎6‎/‎14‎/‎2017 at 2:10 PM, Rainflower said:

Seems like the trend continues. It is sad to see that she too is allergic to working an honest job. Won't even be surprise if she files for bankruptcy later early in life.

 

I edited that.

Edited by suomi.

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On 6/14/2017 at 4:10 PM, Rainflower said:

Seems like the trend continues. It is sad to see that she too is allergic to working an honest job. Won't even be surprise if she files for bankruptcy later in life.

I would love to know how much she is making on that seeing that her mothers aren't making millions off of their jewelry/strive/LulaRoe businesses. 

Guess she'll be going after that TLC cash as well. 

http://jezebel.com/heres-how-much-celebrities-make-in-the-instagram-produc-1740632946

I figure she makes $1000?

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On 6/14/2017 at 0:00 PM, MrSmith said:

Maybe it's just me, but I tend to do a little prep work when I'm going to pose for a picture. This assumes I have those resources with me. If this were a picture of them at Royal Gorge or Sand Dunes National Park, that's a different story. She's at home, though; she could've worn something a little nicer and yet still perfectly casual. Also, the photographer isn't very good since they didn't help get her posed in such a way as to make her look better. That is definitely not how I would have set that shot up.

wait, what?? this is suppose to be sarcastic, right? 

On 6/14/2017 at 10:26 PM, DakotaJustice said:

She's not Kim Kardashian, I'm guessing she gets free product in exchange for the photo.  

it says #ad at the end so she's getting paid something.  There's some new law or something that if you do a product post and are getting paid for it you had to mark it #ad otherwise you could be fined maybe?  I don't really know the logistics. 

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20 minutes ago, gunderda said:

wait, what?? this is suppose to be sarcastic, right? 

I'ma go with "no".

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