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  1. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    I think reality set in for the daughters. Anna had a large family like her mom, but she’s a bona fide kool aid drinker. Michelle wanted and had a large family, but she’s the last in line behind much older siblings. She probably never had to deal with it first hand. And she pawned the babies off on her older kids. It’s like when little girls say they want twins with no concept of the work involved with caring for two babies at once. The daughters have already raised a huge family (thanks for nothing Michelle), so they know the reality of the time commitment and logistical challenges if you actually want to parent your children beyond the first six months. Caring for a new baby is hard work, but doing so while recovering from childbirth is a whole other story. All that nonsense about too many kids and flowers that Michelle talks is complete BS and they know it. Jill probably can’t get preggie, Jessa probably doesn’t want to, and Joy probably would but I get the impression she’s too tired to always be joyfully available. If anyone were to get pregnant though, I’d guess Joy.
  2. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    After the way Jana flipped Spurgie into that baby swing, I wouldn’t want her handling my newborn.
  3. Joy and Austin: This One Time At Family Camp

    That’s exactly what I was thinking. Bathing? Pffft!
  4. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    I’m glad I stocked up the last time I was in Cozumel. And for the record, imitation vanilla isn’t nasty, but Mexican vanilla is so much more delicious. If you substituted the real for the imitation in a recipe you frequently make, you would probably notice the richer flavor. You can’t use the same quantities of both though. Talk about overkill.
  5. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Who the hell are they inviting to that feast? Gaspar, Melchior and Balthazar? The meal sounds like appetizers from an ancient Babylonian cookbook.
  6. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    Anna had one of the kids on the toilet. Either Marcus or Meredith I think.
  7. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    Definitely looks like a hospital photo. Jill, Jessa, Joy and Anna should feel like the complete fools they are for doing it the hard way.
  8. S03 E11: The End Of The Line

    They are like deep-fried manna from heaven. Crispy and salty and yummy.
  9. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Maybe next week she’ll get gourmet and share her recipe for adding bananas to corn flakes. Or, wait for it...how to make cheap canned biscuits and generic jam. In addition to not needing recipes from her because you know, the internet, I wouldn’t take recipe suggestions for a family with the nutritional habits of alley cats.
  10. Joy and Austin: This One Time At Family Camp

    IMHO that’s about the best picture of Giddyup I’ve seen. He looks like he’s filling out. He does have that surprised look babies get when the flash scares them though.
  11. Small Talk: The Prayer Closet

    This is wjy I get so mad at my cousin who, despite having a serious shellfish allergy, insists on eating boiled crabs. Her theory is she can just take a benadryl or whatever. Does she not realize that one day that it may not work?
  12. S03 E11: The End Of The Line

    I’d love to see Sister Nicole try that same shit with Anfisa that she did with River. They’d never find her body.
  13. Josiah and Lauren: He Has To Marry Somebody

    If 19 and single with no kids makes you an old maid, I must be a fossil with no hope! I’m twice as old.
  14. S03 E11: The End Of The Line

    There’s a link in here for Pao’s calendar. https://starcasm.net/get-your-signed-paola-mayfield-calendar-now-for-59-99/
  15. S03 E11: The End Of The Line

    Paola and Andrrrrei: He’s just the kind of man she needs to put her skanky ass in check! Amd I’d give my kidney to see Juan try to raise up to him. That would be the beat down to end all beat downs. Paola and Jorge: He wants a “hot chick”, she doesn't deserve any better, and they’re both lying liars who lie. Sounds like a match made in heaven. As a matter of fact, can we just rotate him out? Chantal and Andrrrrei: He’d put her annoying as family in their place and make a man out of River in one week. I can hear it now: The Family Chantal: So Andrei, what kind of work do you do? Can you support our daughter? Andrei: Listen, I will work as soon as I get green card. I don’t need your money. I am the man and I will handle things from now on. She belongs to me now. The Family Chantal: “crickets” River: So how about those Braves... Then Chantal can marry Mohammed. Chantal and Mohammed: He can be the scandal the Family Chantal has been looking for. Molly and Ramon. (Jorge’s friend): They’re both animated as hell, and this sounds like reality tv gold! He’ll be too high to bother Olivia, and his mom or sister’s could do something with Kensley’s hair. David and Danielle: She thought Mohammed frauded her huh? I’ll show her fraud. Anfisa and Russ: Clearly this dude is slightly sado-masochistic. So who better than Anfisa to fill that role. She can be his eye candy, and he can be her benefactor. As long as he goes back to the oil & gas industry. Nicole & Luis: they’re both lazy fucks. This way, Robbalee can get custody of May. When that relationship fails, Luis can marry the other Nicole, Pedro’s sister. Nicole de Famiky Pedro and Luis: Mama Pedro wanted a pure Dominican, and they deserve each other. Annie and Pedro: She’ll at least get a hard working husband, and they both have greedy, grifty families. Azan and Antonio: They’d probably be very happy together.