Haha! 😂 So true!!!
Right there with "I feel looser" after gaining 158 lbs in 2-4 months and thinking he lost weight. I think the saving grace for the crew was the sheer hysterical ludicrousness of nearly everything that came out the mouths of James and Lisa: I know he's trying, he cheated some, I promise I won't bring him another thing, life's meant to be enjoyed, but it's friiieed, don't start (to Dr. Now of all people, who is my personal hero...in fact I agree with one Reddit user who claimed Dr. Now as their Patronus).
I think otherwise the crew would have been forced to douse their eyes and noses with bleach and enter intensive psychotherapy. They are stronger than me in any case. I think one day with James and Lisa would have forced me to curl up in a fetal position after ripping my eyes from my sockets, while waiting for my brain to explode from disbelief.
"Expecto Fatronum!" 😂🤣