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  1. Maybe Tim finally had a tiny bit of good luck and actually dodged that bullet..... Perhaps that's why he got so excited that he sent her flowers. "Thanks for not showing up here, Mom!!!"
  2. JD and Abbie: Captured Before the Rapture

    It's the ostentatiousness of the ridiculous sewn-on lacy stuff that drives me crazy. The "Look at ME with my oh so modest dressing that sticks out like a lacy sore thumb!!! Because, as far as I know, it's always been possible to just buy nice-looking mid-calf-length and just-below-the-knee-length skirts and dresses, with straight skirts, pleated skirts, full skirts and everything in between. At all price points. I've always had some of those in my wardrobe, from decades before Jessa was born through today. (Alongside my hooker-length skirts, of course.) And I've never had to have Jana sew the end of a pillowslip onto my skirts to make them long enough. They were designed that way.
  3. JD and Abbie: Captured Before the Rapture

    As we used to say when I was a kid, "Snowin' down south."
  4. Luckily for Justin, he doesn't know any people outside his equally stunted family (and maybe a handful of equally stunted pseudo-"friends"), so there's nobody for him to be humiliated in front of....... If he runs true to Duggar form, he won't even realize he's been stunted or humiliated a couple years from now when he's married off to some other nutball Christian social-climbing family and sent to live and rut and reproduce mightily for JB and M's greater glory in a shack in Jim Bob's back yard. Even if, like Joyless, he feels a few pangs of doubt about the validity of The Duggar Way, Joe or another of his brainwashed weaponized siblings will step up to bring him back in line in time for his arranged marriage and his future as one of Jim Bob's perpetual toilet cleaners. "We can't wait to see what God has in store for you, Justin!"
  5. Willingness to tolerate Stevehovah? ... If he pays people money, they'll briefly tolerate him. The elderly don't give a shit about what he thinks any longer so they won't bother to tolerate him. He's such a control freak his kids are screwed if they can't tolerate him -- and he doesn't know any other young adults. Once you're dead you don't need to tolerate him. Any adult who tolerates him is clearly misguided. Marriage suggested Terry would tolerate him, but she quickly found she couldn't do it either. The only person who really tolerates Steve is [Steve's] Jesus.
  6. JD and Abbie: Captured Before the Rapture

    Well, The Man did make God in his own image ....
  7. Michelle and JimBob aka J'Chelle and Boob

    Totally agree except that I think you've overestimated their knowledge with the "browned beef" part. I remember when Jessa seemed to be auditioning for her own cooking show and she made the "beef and potatoes" casserole .... and the big hunks of never browned burger she stuck in the oven with potatoes. Apparently Meeechelle didn't even manage to impart the idea that you brown ground beef. Either that or Jessa didn't pay enough attention to the cooking to register that beef had to be browned for something like that..... In any case, it sure didn't seem as if anybody in the TTH kitchen was very interested in teaching how to cook or in learning how to cook, either. And you could add to this that she can't cook, clean, do laundry, manage her own time OR nurture, enjoy, educate or love and care for her kids ..... Making it even stranger that they think she's the eternal MOTY. I can only think that their apparent admiration for her is just the product of brainwashing, their pretty extreme isolation, maybe some degree of denial.....and their desire to keep up the family PR...for TeeVee reasons.
  8. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    From the two pics in succession, I'm getting an "accuser from the Salem witch trials" vibe from Molly Bonnet. ... Methinks the turban is not her style...and arouses suspicions.... Along with Feli's laugh in the second pic, I think Felicity had better make a run for it out of Salem.
  9. Wrong Jill, actually. This "two electrical plugs don't fit together and thus homosexuality is an abomination" post was a Rodrigui production. But since they all think pretty much the same thing, it doesn't matter.
  10. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    Is she a quarter Italian or an eighth Italian? Can't remember what I heard about Chuck's family....I thought I read that maybe only his father was Italian?
  11. JD and Abbie: Captured Before the Rapture

    Exactly. That's why I included it under the "unique" category. It WOULD be unique. If it could ever exist. But...erm...no......
  12. JD and Abbie: Captured Before the Rapture

    Like live out from under Jim Bob's thumb.....
  13. JD and Abbie: Captured Before the Rapture

    The honeymoon will be to whatever country/other offers the network the best deal for their minute of U.S. TeeVee exposure.
  14. I can also see somebody doing that just because they're both egotistical and a dumb-ass...... Ego because the big stuff suggested wealth and was fashionable .... and a dumb=-ass because it doesn't fit the space ............She's a Duggar, after all. Just sayin.
  15. I wonder if Bin's also used to being a sardine? Wouldn't surprise me. The Seewalds have pretty many kids, too, and Mike S has struggled to support them at times, I seem to remember. And maybe Bin also uses the guest room to study at times or something? .... I'd think he would need some quiet alone space to do at least some of his homework. I can't imagine writing all my theology essays in a smallish living room while two little guys were rolling their trucks around it ....