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  1. All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    Make that TWO rental U-Hauls for the emmys.
  2. All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    I don't have anything to add to the fence case that hasn't already been said except for two things... 1. Plaintiff had a terrific haircut and beautiful thick hair. 2. In a similar vein she also had a pretty thick skull. JJ couldn't get through to her no matter what. 2a. Maybe that's why her hair was so thick - she had a thick skull. 2b. JJ was exasperated and eventually gave up trying to convince her nothing should have been done before she got a survey.
  3. All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    I agree bad things. I'm no psychic but I imagine the child will look like Rita Glossner'*s youngest at 5 years of age - runny nose, droopy old diaper, no pants and cowboy boots. *For those not familiar with The Middle, Rita Glossner (played brilliantly by Brooke Shields) is the Heck's trashy neighbor...."I don't know how long I'm gonna be here. I might be pregnant by a NBA player".
  4. Ain't it the truth. I don't know how SRTouch and co. do it. When I try to rehash a case my blood is boiling so high I can't think straight. I really do appreciate the recaps. Just splendid.
  5. All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    Thank you so much for this. I had a good laugh. But can you imagine a scene where Judge Judy says "no more water until you answer the question....janky ass!! And ever faithful Byrd muttering under his breath "Boom goes the dynamite". They'd have to hire a U-Haul to get the daytime emmys home.
  6. After JM threw her out of the courtroom (or set) the unapologetic wiseass was fuming in the hallway (UNCROSS YOUR ARMS) and when Doug told her the judge seemed to be impressed with her daughter but not with her essentially told Doug that she didn't give a damn what anyone thought of her. Stupid wiseass. He did get his lick in but then moved quickly to her daughter who was about 13 or so and the complete opposite of her worthless mother. The daughter was out looking for the cat and kittens because she was worried about them. They never found the cat or kittens. Even the mom-cat had enough sense to get away from that defiant jerk. And the lovely piece of man two women were pining over was barely coherent. He wanted thousands for his shelter cats. I think. He was talking like he had oatmeal in his mouth. What I didn't mention was that lovely piece of mans' wife went to her mother's house for shelter. He supposedly does not get along with her mother (hmm, there's a head scratcher) so he tells her he's going to crash in a homeless shelter but swings by his ex-girlfriends. She invites him to shack up with her, and somewhere along the line they get into a disagreement and send the foulest text messages that JM read (with many alterations). I am sorry that my post is a bit muddled. I am still angry at the hose bag who mistreated a cat. This ranks up there with the idiot who impaled a horse in the groin with a fence post. I need a stiff drink.
  7. So let me get this straight. This tatted sub-human who has no issue laying down with a married creature (while his wife is living with her mother, and thinks he's in a homeless shelter) puts a cat giving birth in a suitcase out on the porch so said sub-human does not have to deal with homeless/shacking up with ex-girlfriend "prize" coming to her home so he can collect his cats. Mother cat and kittens on the cold porch. I am beyond disgusted. She says she has a serious illness. In my view - not serious enough. She's still breathing. Yes. I said it. And I will not apologize, retract or try to justify my statement. May she rot in hell.
  8. Wow. Just wow. I do like a challenge though...... And in keeping with the spirit of the way this thread is going do you remember the time when Doug asked the contestant what her tattoo said and if I recall correctly she was cagey but then said something so out there even he didn't have a response. That's what you want....a speechless Doug.
  9. All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    I might also throw in a charge of harassment. She called me once when I was home to conversate about a file. I think that qualifies.
  10. That's true. Not sure I could have pulled off her angst filled soliloquy. Even if I had the script for a month.
  11. Please give him a big hug from PsychoKlown and tell him I said thank you. I really do appreciate his service to our country. And to keep it within guidelines I will add that even JJ doesn't enforce promises. And I hope no one tries because I really am tired of JJ's spiel about the little old lady driving.....and I'm also getting a bit weary of JM shouting like an out of control girlfriend. Loud doesn't make your right. Soft, measured tones are much more threatening. At least I think so.
  12. All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    I'm clueless on this one but my vote for the worst (so-called) teeth in the universe was the guy from TPC. Never saw anything like that and hope to heaven I never do again. And apologies for posting this in the JJ forum. I was catching up on posts and got confused. I'd switch it over but I'm not sure how to so please just ignore. I'm fatigued. Not tired, fatigued.
  13. All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    As I sit here eating my lunch watching TPC, I saw you post and mentioned to my co-worker that you said I'm a better person than her because I volunteered at a hotline. My delightful co-worker without skipping a beat says "No you're not. And I never met the woman". My co-worker is a real panic. On another note - JM sure is on a roll today. She's getting a bit on the loud side. She does not like the plaintiff in the first case.
  14. All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    Shh. Don't tell anyone but I have a cot in the garage that hasn't been opened in years. Full disclosure - it may or may not contain a dead mouse. Miss August, love it. And for whatever record anyone is keeping I thought she was a Playboy model too. Silly me. Didn't see the episode but now realize my foolishness in thinking that way. I volunteered to work a hotline and am exhausted from calls/working after 5:00. Please keep me posted on the latest. It sounds like I missed a few good ones.
  15. This is where I write "It is what it is..." Or, "I sold it as is" Can't remember if it was JM or JJ where the defendant blurted out "I sold it as is"....it was JJ, it was the defendant who was beyond insulted because the plaintiff had a copy of the CARFAX and somehow, the odometer went backwards yet he claimed he wasn't mechanical so he couldn't do that. Yeah, right. And you are absolutely right about the new wave of Mercedes, Lexus' and BMW owners whose cars are being held together with a thin veil of rust. May I also add that these are the same population of people who have to rent a room, on a month-to-month basis in a sketchy neighborhood with six other like-minded individuals who all share one shower and one toilet. What did this generation do BC? (That's Before Craigslist?)