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  1. Ryan: What the hell happened to him?

    Haha. 20 year old me would so have boned 20 year old Ryan (in a parallel universe where we were both 20 at the same time). I would have insisted on a condom though. Mack really got the scraps, didn't she? I don't know if there are video clips out there. Maybe try googling "Ryan gets Bentley's name tattooed" and see if that yields anything.
  2. Kailyn: Kail Smash!

    Copy and paste.
  3. Agree with this, and I also find it sad how being "pretty" is the ultimate compliment in Leah's world. I remember in my early 20s, I used to get a LOT of attention from boys. I mean, I wasn't like, Kate Upton or anything, but I was pretty and I've always had a pretty awesome rack (well, before kids, anyways). I would feel so flattered by this attention, but then one day I had a wake up call. What was so admirable about being pretty? Sure, there are a lot of perks, but it's a gift entirely based on the randomness of genetics. And most of the guys who were hitting on me weren't thinking of me as a person. I was being totally objectified and I was grateful for this! So sad. Now I am 34, never wear makeup, generally have on frumpy clothes, and don't usually get a second look from any man. Yet I take pride in my job, my kids, my growth as a person, the good deeds I do- etc. And I am so much happier. Being called ugly (or at least not pretty) wouldn't even blip my radar. I bet it would devastate Leah.
  4. Ryan: What the hell happened to him?

    Who’s baseball tourney would they be watching? Didn’t they all agree to stay away from each other? Also, Mack must watch the old clips of Maci’s 16 and Pregnant when Maci rubbed lotion on Ryan’s washboard abs and just seethe.
  5. Kailyn: Kail Smash!

    Not on the show, but she does smile a lot in her instagram photos. But she just looks weird now. I can't put my finger on it. I think it has to do with her gaining weight. Kail has never been skinny, but in the early days with Javi she was pretty fit. I think her face bloats when she gains weight. Combined with her ghastly wardrobe choices and her strange choice of hairstyles that favor either DJ Tanner high ponytails or that ridiculous half bun at the very top of her head, and she looks nowhere near as cute as she did 5-6 years ago.
  6. Maci

    Haha, let's not forget "Bulletproof" that has been mistaken for either "Butter proof" or "Buffet proof" thanks to the shitty script font.
  7. Kailyn: Kail Smash!

    Wow, Kail was really pretty circa 2012. It's not just the tats and the fake ass, something about her face is really bloated and off putting.
  8. Teen Mom 2: Small Talk

    Haha, in my defense, we don't see a whole lot of each other during the week in the summertime because he usually works from 6 am to 7 pm, and when he gets home he generally just showers and goes to bed- he works outdoors and gets very dirty. So, those newsy texts are basically like, his daily bulletin. Which he answers as monosyllabic-ly as possible.
  9. Me texting to my husband: Hey Mr. Tatum! Hope you're having a good day at work! Can you please stop and get milk on your way home? Oh guess what? Last night Blake was playing while I was putting the laundry away and he kept putting his scooter on my pile of towels. I finally realized he was pretending the stack of folded towels was a makeshift jack/lift and pretending to fix the scooter after he watched you fix the boat yesterday...he's so smart! Oh, and don't forget the orientation is tomorrow for Jenna's new school so make sure you take off early enough because we have to leave at 5. See you tonight! Husband: ok. Sigh.
  10. Kailyn: Kail Smash!

    I know this isn't what she meant, but there's something very funny about Kail posting a picture of herself when the first line of her caption reads "the elephants need our help".
  11. Maci

    Bitch only goes camping because it's 99% sitting around and drinking, and no one can really judge you for it, because that's part of "camping:". I still remember RW San Diego (2004) when all the roommates decide to go camping, and they all enthusiastically pitch their tents and build their campfires, then they sit around and are like...uh, now what? Cameran interviews something like, this is actually really boring because there's nothing to do but sit around drinking and talking to each other, and we do that every night at home anyways. It was kind of funny.
  12. Maci

    That's what I was going to say! I guess only a "source" claimed this, but I find this much more believable than 14 days.
  13. Maci

    You're brave. In all honesty, if grading on a curve, she actually comes out okay. I mean, she mostly raises her kids, she's been employed at some times over the last decade, she hasn't assaulted anyone, stolen from anyone, she encourages her kids to do age appropriate activities, and she's not constantly flaunting her luxury vehicles and vacations while not paying the IRS or other creditors (believe she's paid up now, anyways). That said, I just find her so annoying. I think it's because she's always congratulating herself for doing things that like, most functioning adults do, but that she feels is exclusive to her merely because the rest of her cohorts are insanely lazy and also not that bright. And possibly mentally ill.
  14. Bellas in the Media: Twin Magic

    I know the WWE makes up storylines about friends hating each other and romantic issues and all that, but to fake something like this for a shot at a storyline on a cable reality show seems super pathetic. John's a millionaire getting closer and closer to mainstream acting and I don't see why he'd play along. I guess it could be as a favor to Nikki but that is just crazy to me.
  15. Kailyn: Kail Smash!

    I think we can draw a pretty significant correlation between the stability the Teen mom casts experienced as kids, and just how fucked up of a childhood they are giving their own kids. Chelsea, Jo, and Corey are all with longtime partners, mostly keep their shit off social media, and have some kind of job or productive work. Kail and Jenelle are all over the fucking place. Leah is a wild card. Javi is really the only noted exception as he seems to come from an unassuming, hard working family that values privacy, and yet he's trying to knock up random girls to get a reality TV storyline and continually poking the hosebeast known as Kail. Well, there's always a bad apple here and there...