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  1. AGT The Champions: All Episode Discussion

    Did you guys know that only 2 can go through every week? And that the FIFTY STATES are voting? Whatever that even means. If this is all Howie is going to contribute this season, can we just get rid of him until the regular summer season starts up? Or just play a voice recording of Howie saying it instead of paying him to actually sit on the judging panel and repeat the same thing after every act?
  2. AGT The Champions: All Episode Discussion

    I haven't logged into this board in a year and a half. I came back just to say that my boy Alex Magala is back and better than ever! I know some people can't stomach him but I could watch him all day. I'm so glad he was brought back, it's like he finally got the wildcard he deserved years ago when he was voted off in favor of Marty freaking Brown (I'm still bitter). I loved every second of his performance. My only complaint is all the slow-mo nonsense they added in. WHY. The dude is insane but he's amazing to watch and he's also one of the hottest guys ever on the show. But seriously, what is this format? What is this superfan nonsense? Only TWO people go through? It's all just terrible. At least there's no Tyra. Can we keep Terry? Didn't really like Vicki last season, and I didn't like her now. I laughed when Simon said she could've won last season with that routine. I think not. She might be decent on a sitcom, but the material she writes isn't funny. I did enjoy Preacher. I like when he shouts and is over the top, lol. He has a fun personality. I can live with him making it through. I had to laugh at the Australian boy band. WTF was that? LOL I'm really sad to see that the Kristef Brothers aren't going to be a part of this. They're my favorite act ever. And as far as dogs go, I would've preferred Christian and Scooby (or whatever dog he performs with these days) to Sara and Hero. Never liked them and this episode didn't change that. And where's William Close?
  3. S12.E15: Live Show 2

    I haven't seen the show yet, but I've never been so glad to hear that an act fell flat on their face (the escape artist)! Now he and his boring, repetitive act can finally go away, and he can take his annoying wife with him. YES!
  4. S12.E11: Judge Cuts 4

    Another terrible episode. I wish Simon would just admit that he's bored and annoyed by basically any act that doesn't involve singing. The show has completely gone down the drain since he's become a judge. I'm usually all for kids and teens getting cut, but I was quite upset that the teen magician didn't make it. He was great and probably my favorite act of the night. Why in the world would they put the kid dancing duo through? The girl scares me honestly.
  5. S12.E10: Judge Cuts 3

  6. S12.E09: Judge Cuts 2

    This honestly might be the worst episode of AGT I've ever seen. This season is horrible in general, but this was just... wow. Why in the world did the dancing siblings get put through? Before their act they were talking about how they had new moves, and then it was just more spinning, this time to a terrible song. The judges were beyond disappointed. But then they made it through because of some BS about how they have the potential to step it up next time. Uh... how about you put through an act that did well and actually did step it up? Absolute nonsense. Okay, look, I find the Mirror Image guys amusing, but the act is not worthy of moving on, especially not over some of the people who got cut. Their singing is not good (though it was better than last time) and the dancing is not good either, and seems to be the same moves every time. Come on. Evie is terrible. She was terrible the first time. She was terrible this time. I was stunned when she made it through. I'm sorry your dad has cancer, but you're not a very good singer, and you shouldn't be on this show. WTF at the golden buzzer? That made no sense. Why are they acting like he's the best thing ever? At least he writes his own songs I guess. All the good acts (you know, the variety/non-singing acts) got montaged. I wanted to see Xavier's act, it looked really cool and the judges seemed impressed. But nope, montaged and he got cut. The Godfathers looked cool too. Montaged. Anything that's not a mediocre singer - montaged. I'm pretty over mentalists but at least Colin Cloud has good stage presence and an interesting persona and was actually deserving of going through. Same with Puddles I guess. Everyone else who went through could've gotten eliminated and I wouldn't have cared. This show has really gone down the drain since Simon became a judge. Next week's lineup looks good but it's hard to get excited when I know all the acts I care about will probably be montaged.
  7. S12.E08: Judge Cuts 1

    The golden buzzer was so much better the first year they introduced it. They used it to put an act through to the judges cuts that otherwise wouldn't have enough votes. I don't think Heidi and Mel even used it the first year. Howard and Howie used it on Dustin's Dojo and the brothers who sang the ratchet song, who both got two no's. If they still did it this way, Mel could've used hers on pumpkin man and Simon could've used it on boring girl with dog, instead of having to go up on stage and beg the other judges to change their minds. Now they just use it to push through a good act to the live shows that obviously would've made it there anyway. It's pointless.
  8. S12.E08: Judge Cuts 1

    I HATE that the escape artist made it through. His wife might be one of the most annoying people to ever appear on this show. The fake screaming, fake tears, fake over the top drama, fake pushing and shoving. YAWN. Eye roll. Boring. Hate her, hate the act, hate that we're going to be subjected to it all again. I also can't believe the girl and the dog made it through. They're not that good. I was bored. No way was she better than some of the acts that got cut. And it's like watching amateur hour compared to some of the dog acts we've had in past seasons that actually were great like Cristian and Scooby or Olate Dogs. What a waste of a spot in the live shows. I like Trump. He's funny. He's one of the only acts this season that I'm actually entertained by, so I'm happy he made it through. What in the world was that "make some noise/good job" comic? That was painful! Darcy's a good singer. Too bad he didn't make it.
  9. S12.E06: Auditions 6

    Heidi's golden buzzer was a complete embarrassment and definitely the worst of the 5. That girl was not good, and even the sob story was lame. Divorced parents? You and millions of other kids, honey. She might do okay at a middle or high school talent show, but AGT? She should've gotten 4 nos and been told to come back in a few years when she's had more time to practice her craft. And a golden buzzer? Please. I'm assuming she was originally placed last in the show, but then they switched her with Brandon. Thank goodness. She belongs at the very beginning where she'll be forgotten by the end of the show. Awful. And Brandon... sigh. Very sad. I feel like he would've been one of the very few singers this season that I actually would've rooted for. He seemed so nice, so genuine, just an overall great guy, and a good singer too. What a loss. I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I really enjoyed the boy band. I'm honestly not sure if they're a joke or not. Their singing wasn't the greatest ever (they were better than Heidi's GB), but I liked it, and I enjoyed their dancing. I love boy bands, so I might be a little biased. I'm not sure I believe that they're all under the legal drinking age, particularly the guy in the hat. He's pushing 40. He probably wears the hat because he's already balding. But I look forward to seeing them again because I thought it was fun. I'm also a little embarrassed to admit that I liked the mirror twins. The singing was not good, and the dancing was mostly silly. For me it was a comedy act more than anything. They were sassy and hilarious to me. I can't imagine they'll make it to the live shows but I do look forward to seeing them one more time because they were a lot of fun. Father and son duo were good but I'm guessing we just saw pretty much every trick they can do. So Heidi loved the pathetic golden buzzer girl but wasn't sure about the Subway singer. Okey dokey. Rolla bolla dude was good but won't get past the first live round just like every other rolla bolla act on this show. Veggie cutting act... WTF? I did not like that. 6 weeks into auditions and I still have not seen an act that I think would be a deserving winner, besides the roller skating siblings.
  10. S12.E02: Auditions 2

    You'll find that half the contestants on this show aren't American. Sometimes the winner isn't even American.
  11. S12.E02: Auditions 2

    The skaters were definitely my favorite of the night. I thought they were amazing, and wasn't annoyed by the outfits, or lack thereof. Didn't bug me. But then I looked at her instagram and was like WTF. The stuff they wear when they perform in Vegas is way worse. He's in nothing but briefs and she's in a bra/thong/garter belt. Now that's strange, even for me. It's cool that the dog can do that and all, but a dog barking isn't a good act. Same with the science experiments. Cool, but not really an act. Disliked the dancing kids. Thank you Simon for having some sense. Tyra adds nothing to the show.
  12. S11.E23: Live Finale Results

    It'll be interesting to see (well not that we'll actually be seeing any of it lol) how she even handles performing in Vegas. She looked petrified to be on AGT every week.
  13. S11.E22: Live Finale

    During season... 8? Howie always went on and on about how Kenichi had to win. The difference being, of course, that Kenichi was actually talented and deserved to win.
  14. S11.E23: Live Finale Results

    Sad to see the Clairvoyants lose to an untalented singer who makes my ears bleed. Mumbling words into a microphone while strumming the same chord over and over on a ukelele is not talent. Why is Nick wearing a turban?
  15. S11.E22: Live Finale

    I would love for Tape Face to win just because how cool would it be for someone to win without speaking a single word the entire season?