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  1. I can give myself nightmares just speculating what that “advice” would have been. How do you “talk” about kissing? If ever there was a learn by doing activity, it’s this, so...how did they “advise” them? Show and tell? See, I have now squicked myself out completely and may have to go lie down to repress my gag reflex...
  2. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Chocolate chip cookies and milk. Move over, Wylie Dufresne, that is some leading edge groundbreaking gastronomy right there!!! #eyeroll
  3. French Country in Texas? Episodes and Homes

    If the border was glued to unsealed drywall, it could end up causing major damage to the drywall to remove it. Cheaper to prime it and paint over it, assuming it was still in good shape.
  4. S11.E22: The Monetary Insufficiency

    I was in a very nice restaurant a few weekends ago and a bridal party came in. The bride was staggering along trying to haul two massive armloads of full tulle skirt while yanking at her spaghetti straps to keep her backless gown from becoming frontless as well, mostly due to the weight of the completely sequined bodice. Seriously it would have repelled bullets. Amy could have chosen worse.
  5. S11.E22: The Monetary Insufficiency

    Marry me. I kept staring at it thinking, “but they don’t go together!!!” And other than whatever hideousness Raj is wearing I rarely notice the guys’ clothes at all.
  6. S11.E22: The Monetary Insufficiency

    The cape thingie does solve the “save the slutwear for the reception” dilemma, but wow... so black is the new white? Is that what you wear after you just offed your first husband? Back to Amy...blech. But she loves it, so... Sometimes I wonder if poor Princess Di didn’t look back at her dress and ask herself what she was thinking...and on multiple levels. Some dresses just don’t age well.
  7. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    On my rare generous days, I can almost feel sorry for these people. The Duggar kids were raised to believe to their core that all they had to do was be them and sunshine would radiate from their rectums and all the riches of the world would rain down on upon them because Jesus and leghumpers. They don’t have a clue how to work, let alone work hard. They don’t have a clue what consistent effort toward any goal would involve. They are essentially helpless to function as adults in any real world context. All they know is to keep putting their holy wonderfulness (and disgusting recipes)out there...but that’s slowly eroding as a viable way to stay fed, let alone live the lifestyle they’re used to. In short, they’re pretty fucked. They just haven’t figured that out yet.
  8. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Buy used, save the difference... (Always suspected Jana was the only really intelligent one of the whole bunch.)
  9. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Okay, so I only skimmed it because, eeeuwwww, but do they even once mention the d-word? Meaning Duggar?
  10. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    “Plant a church”? What the hell does that mean, dig a big hole and spread a lot of manure around? Derrick isn’t mentally ill. He’s just an asshole.
  11. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Gotta cover up the smell of dirty house/used diapers/hygiene-indifferent husband somehow...
  12. S09.E05: PolygaMexicamist Wedding

    How long before the Alpha Braying Jackass clashes with the aspiring Braying Jackass?
  13. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Derrick’s ego is really fragile and he’s probably worse than ever now, what with no job and no missionary targets to patronize. Jill is kissing his ass so much probably just trying to keep him semi-pacified.
  14. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    So...I hadn’t heard about Jinger being pregnant. Sigh. Just once I’d like to see one of these brainwashed girls (they’re not women except biologically) get excited about something, ANYTHING other than pregnancy, birth, their headship, church or food. Maybe get caught up in a good secular book. Hell, a good MOVIE. Nature. Learning something. Going somewhere new...alone. Having a fucking original THOUGHT. They’re identa-bots and it makes me sad.
  15. S09.E05: PolygaMexicamist Wedding

    Wow, patronizing much? So many stereotypes, so few brain cells...