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  1. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    And by “mess” I’m going to say “complete and shameless liar.”
  2. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    And two sticks of butter and a cup of salt. Yay!
  3. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    I just love Sam’s expression...”WTAF Mom, even I know that recipe isn’t what’s in the bowl of slop you’re waving in my face.”
  4. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Okay thanks. But those words on the purple flash card are just a semi-random collection of adjectives, verbs and nouns that are related to...what? Gothard god? Prayer? Tuesday? Canned cream soup? Makes no sense.
  5. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    So hell, I’ll ask...WTF is “quickener”?
  6. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Interesting...since these recipes contain almost zero fiber and a ton of salt which would cause water retention...let’s just say their diet might have led to retention of other...things. I’m kinda shocked they didn’t all have rickets. Or do they add artificial vitamins to canned soup?
  7. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    That poor broccoli...cooked to death and then some.
  8. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    Hmmm...well if you have full immersion baptism I might convert!
  9. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    My guess is that #besthubbyevah is insisting she read it so that maybe she might learn to dial down the barnacle death clutch a notch and let him get on with pretending to go to law school.
  10. The kid’s all of nine and she’s being tasked with “leadership” and three Jesus name drops? I guess if you’re going to raise little girls up to be good little codependent bots to their headships, you’d better start early. It’s just so...sad. You can only wonder what crap Anna will tell her when the truth of Josh’s extracurriculars hits home.
  11. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Please please tell me they don’t have a dog.
  12. Okay, I’m an irredeemable heathen, but my first thought was he was practicing warding off vampires.
  13. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    So yesterday I made cake for Mr. Wiser’s birthday. From scratch, because heathen. I only make cake maybe twice a year but always the same recipe. But yesterday I stood there for the longest time looking at the butter amount (1/4 cup) and half thinking, “that can’t be right...” Today it dawned on me...that CAKE has 75% less butter in it than Jill’s main dish recipe. Yikes.
  14. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    Oh, Baaabe. And here I thought you might have a backbone. Fortunately, yesterday I made cake, so if you’ll excuse me, I must go tend to my Chocolate Cake Ministry.
  15. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Serve with homemade bread and a big salad, y’all! There’s green, see??? Yay!