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  1. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Next up...TEA!!!! Boil water! Dump over teabag!!!! “Wahla!!!” When I have absolutely nothing else to think about (and this ranks far below “when was the last time I cut my toenails”), I start to wonder if Derrick isn’t just trolling everyone for the hate hits. Apparently he’s not entirely lazy...the guy supposedly finished a marathon. He’s now in law school, so he took the LSATs. (Although I would bet my car he won’t graduate; too much work and not enough having his Jesus-jumping ass kissed.) But what does he post about? The stuff that makes him as douchey, sanctimonious and judgmental as possible. What does Jill post? The stuff that makes her look as dumb as possible. Even on this site their traffic far outranks most of the other Duggar topics, mostly because of their high snark value. I just wonder if they haven’t concluded that hate clicks are still clicks, and if it’s traffic that pays them? Why not?
  2. Oh dear god that floor...makes me itch to get out a scrub brush and a floor steamer. And the boys are barefoot. When alien scientists of the future are trying to determine the origin of the virulent organism that wiped out the human species on planet Earth, they will trace it to a Duggar floor.
  3. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Duggars eat this way when they’re pregnant FFS. All that salt, fat and sugar? It’s a wonder so many Duggar spawn seem relatively healthy.
  4. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Is it possible that no one ever taught Jill to DRAIN THE CANNED food? All her horrible recipes look like they’re swimming in the sodium swamp they come with.
  5. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    It also looks exactly like what I clean up after the cat has had a hairball episode...
  6. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    So...not “Bespoke”????
  7. She needs to work on her helpmeet suckup adoration face. Her stance has “my husband is an idiot” written all over it.
  8. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    The core mental disconnect all of the Duggar 2.0 generation shares is that they grew up believing their lives were not only interesting but FASCINATING. After all, they were on teevee!!! Now that they are responsible for the so-called “content,” they have zero clue that their most basic thought/activity isn’t interesting just because it’s them. So like any trained chicken they just keep tapping the levers that fed them...courtships, weddings, pregnancies, babies. Ad infinitum and ad nauseum. For whatever reason, Jill can’t keep hitting those topics so she’s casting around trying to find something else. A recipe from Duggarland is about all she’s got, but naturally it’s FABULOUS because Duggar. Her lack of self-awareness and context is almost pitiable. Almost.
  9. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    Surely someone is frantically peeing on a stick as we speak...
  10. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    A Duggar had a baby. Good for them, but seriously, why is this still any kind of news?
  11. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Oh please. Add some flour and that’s a cookie recipe. Or with that many eggs, it’s oatmeal quiche. Either way it’s disgusting.
  12. The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

    Doubt it. If they were to be famous either they didn’t have a headship (gasp!) and would thereby be disqualified or if they were married, their fame would threaten to eclipse their headships, thus emasculating them forevermore and thereby also disqualifying. “Be sweet” pretty much equates to “kiss ass 24/7” which leaves little time for individual ambition or accomplishment. P.S. Apparently “radiant” in his world means “deranged.”
  13. The Duggars: In the Media and TLC

    I am begging here...can we please agree never ever again to use Smuggar and the phrase “wet underwear” in the same sentence?
  14. Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

    Dunno whose house that is...but the floor is actually (gasp!) clean. So 99% probability not a Duggar home.